Is it true that Euroqueers are so terrified of looking unfashionable

90% of their country doesnt know what hot is

>>76421582
My summer attire is a short sleeved button up, cargo shorts, socks, sandals.

>>76421634
>wearing socks with sandals
must be those Asian genes desu

>>76421582
mid-thigh shorts are best. everything else is for fat fucks or middle america

>>76421582
these dudes look gay asf I usually just wear gym shorts and a plain t shirt

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>>76421620
>country

>>76421659
>comfort and warmth of wearing socks
>feet breathe freely through sandals so feet never get hot nor sweaty
but wear whatever floats your fashionista boat pal :^)

>>76421671
So you're slovenly?

>>76421582
That man is the average guy here

>>76421582
Thats true. Only boys wear shorts.

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>>76421785
>I haven't taken the toga pill yet
Get on my level, pleb.

When it's hot, I usually wear under armour skin tight shirt, light colored under armour shorts, crew socks, Adidas ultrboost or huaraches or under armour shoes.

Under armour tight shirts are addicting, holy shit

>>76421671
so you're a nigger

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>>76421847
this is probs you

>>76421582
dunno where you're getting your bait from mate, shorts are definitely a go, so are sandals and flip-flops, unlike in the US

>>76421885
Yea, I dress like that in the house sometimes but I'm not depressed, under armour feels nice

>>76421957
You must get really sweaty.

>>76421847
under armour shirts are based af for casual wear

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>>76421946
>unlike in the US

now who's baiting?

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>>76421785
>Only boys wear shorts.
Hmmm

>>76421883
no, i just like being comfortable and fashion is for women and faggots

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There is nothing more fashionable than cut off jean shorts

>>76421582
Europe is a continent composed of many different states that have different cultures where people don't all dress the same.

Those are shorts on the photos you posted, and Europeans do wear those, especially on a sweltering hot summer day.

>>76422062
Ah yes. None of the comfort of shorts, none of the style of jeans all rolled up in one overpriced package.

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>>76421634
>cargo shorts, socks, sandals.

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Pretty much everyone wears them. They can be fashionable if some care is taken, which usually includes buying properly fitting ones, something which americans seem to struggle with in general.

>>76422042
guarantee you're lower class or a total loser

the type of person you'd see at wal mart

>>76421620
>their country
lol

>>76422100
nah, most people here dress like that

>>76421582
While we're on the topic, does anyone know where I can find cheap slim-fitting knee-length shorts in this country? The ones at H&M etc. are too wide and too short and make me look like a bug catcher from Pokemon.
I've found some good ones online at the Gap, but don't want to order without trying them on first.

>>76422193
>nah, most people here dress like that
Most people wear jeans or generic non-gym shorts.

>>76422193
so you agree americans dress like shit?

it makes sense how so many of you are virgins and scream about chads getting all the women while you wear blue jeans from target

>>76422193
yes and most americans are total losers

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>>76422201
>cheap slim-fitting knee-length shorts in this country
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>76422201
uniqlo

>>76422201
>knee-length shorts

don't do this

>>76422223
>>76422235
if you go to the mall during the summer you will see plenty of guys wearing gym shorts its nothing unusual(even chad) it's hot as shit what do you expect its also really comfy
>>76422253
no, we just don't give a shit about fashion like the cucks in your country

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>>76422201
>knee-length

shorts that go below your knees is ugly as fuck

honestly most shorts are fucking ugly, but simple short chinos shorts work well with a light shirt

>>76422309
such a virgin post

i bet you're out of shape too

Who the fuck honestly cares

>>76422310
this.

Only decend looking shorts. But shorts only work if your legs are not thin untrained and pale.

>>76422309
you just live in an irrelevant city if you dont have people into dressing nicely, male and female

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>>76422329
*virgin walks towards you*

>>76422325
nope, if anything im underweight

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>>76422275
Thanks I'll check it out.

>>76422286
Looks fine to me.

>>76422310
I have quite skinny legs so for me short shorts are too wide. I could try ordering from Asian sellers on ebay (they have VERY slim varieties for all types of clothing as Asian men tend to be on the slim side), but I hate ordering online only to find out that it doesn't fit. Anyway with knee-length there is no problem even if they're a bit too wide, it still looks ok.

>>76422407
>thinks being skinny is being in shape
>thinks taking care of yourself makes you gay

i can just imagine your greasy little face

>>76422309
Americans are so pathetic. There's nothing manly or alpha about looking like a drooling poor fucking retard

>>76422409
Actually scratch that reasoning, I found slim enough short shorts in a shop once but it still looked like shit on me because I'm too skinny.

>>76422433
>>76422462
you two will never know what it's like to be a real man either way I could care less

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>>76422555

>>76422409
they're right.. you really shouldnt go anything past 3/4 down from your thigh to knee cap esp if you have skinny legs unless you have an oversize top on

>>76422555
>im le real man because i look like and dress like shit!!

lmao

>>76422588
Ok BUG CATCHER

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>>76421634
>cargo shorts, socks, sandals.

>>76422592
?????? how am I wrong you feminine faggot

>>76422662
oh my feelings. oh dear..

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Which one would you rather fug? The BUG CATCHER on the left or the guy in well-fitting shorts on the right?

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I dress like these Greeks, so surely I am fashionable in Europe?

I can wear jeans and tees when it's 40° C outside and I don't feel uncomfy at all.
I only wear shorts when I'm in meme summer attire at Cancún or when there's an event or nightclub with a summer theme.
Is 30C-42C all year long in my city so I don't really know what summer vibe actually even means...

>>76422759
>feminine faggot
>says the virgin

lmao you're a walking talking example of /r9k/'s problem

reminder your bloodline ends with you

>>76422809
unlike the left guy, the guy on the right doesn't look like he escaped auschwitz

>>76422873
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

>>76422880
Jelly of the skinnyfat master race?

>>76421582
yes, shorts are for kids and faggots

>>76421582
>Europe
>sweltering hot summer day
Where?

>>76421620
>country
Kek.

>>76421620
>Burger "education"

>>76422097
Italy is part of North Africa, not Europe.

>>76422938
>Where?
South Italy.

>he doesn't wear cowboy boots with jeans in the summer
Looks like we got some Billy Yank weaklings here

>>76422988
See >>76422983

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>>76422880
Exactly, because of the shorts. And presumably the hair, too, but I can't find any pics of hairy legs guys wearing the super short shorts that you people seem to like.

>>76422993
i wear cowboy boots with my gym shorts

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>>76422873
YOUR CURSED BLOODLINE ENDS HERE

>>76423010
Patrician af

Make sure they're jorts and you have your trucker hat and wife beater

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look at this fucking shit, i could fuck his wife in front of him and he would thank me

>>76422997
Yes, your dumb joke doesn't change anything.

>>76423052
He clearly has autism, anon.

>>76423052
But that's because he's wearing jean shorts, not just the shorts.

>>76423052
>>76423101
They're also way too wide.

They need looser shorts than us to free the turds when they shart in mart

>>76423005
>Exactly, because of the shorts.
No, I'm pretty sure that's because the guy on the left has needle legs. Some squats would go a long way.

>>76421582
>i enjoy looking like a queer or a child
wew

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>>76421634
>socks, sandals.

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nothing wrong with men in shorts

haters are saying otherwise because they're too fat to wear them

>>76421703
Slovenia fucking sucks

>>76425295
both of those dorks look like unbearable faggots

shorts are acceptable if it's hot out, but they make faglords look even faggier

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>Men's shorts except for gym shorts

Only homos wear shorts

>>76421582
That's gay attire, not fashionable attire.

What kinds of pants are fashionable?

>>76426039
If you have to ask you'll never know.

>>76426039
gym shorts