>You will never be German >You will never wake up at 5:00

>>76416644
Thank God

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>>76416644
>tfw do literally none of these things

>>76418489
What time do you wake up?

>be american
>need to go to dentist because all food and bevearges are filled with sugar
>dentist removes a tooth
>that would be 40.000$ plus tip sir
>cant afford it
>become homeless
>get raped by niggers on the street

>>76418758
high noon
sometimes earlier, sometimes later

>>76418856
40 dollars isn't too bad a price desu :)

>be German
>eat sausage 3 meals a day
>wear lederhosen everywhere
>have a job as a forklift operator
>go home and play forklift operator simulator
>eat pretzels and drink beer

>>76419887
sounds like a comfy life t bh

I wish it were as acceptable to walk around everywhere wearing lederhosen tracht here as it is in germany

:(

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>>76418856
>be german
>go to imageboard
>try to make fun of other countries
>only get replies back calling you ahmed

>>76419887

I wish I could live such an idyllic 19th century provincial life

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>be american
>go on /int/ to discuss your ancestors :) culture
>only get replies from LARPing turks

>>76416644
>>76418489
tfw do all of them except air traffic controller

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>>76420088

every. damn. time.

fuck t*rks

>>76420141
i do farm simulator and bus simulator instead

>>76420150
hate selfhating fags like this

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>>76420150
germany is shit

>>76420223

Inevitable given the reverberating consequences from the actions of your historical figures.

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>>76420223
Russian self-haters are still the best.

>>76420223
this is reality you german subhuman
fuck germany

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>>76416644
U sure u are not german? Cause ur mom eats my sausage for breakfest kek

>>76420344

he just sounds like a man with a rational way of looking at things

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>"german"
>bavarian dress, flag and food

erry time

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>>76420345
not for me turkroach

>>76419433
Go back to Somalia

>>76421794
You realize North Germany is literal shit, right? Only decent Germany is Southern and Catholic.

>>76421923
I'm probably whiter than you. No offence.

>>76421951
I take it you've never been to south Germany, other than maybe getting pissed with your mates for Wiesn

>>76422014
but he's right

>>76422014
he gets his education on /pol/

>>76419976
>be niederlande
>colgate of your ami master

>>76420334
>germany is shit :((((
>but I still live here
Fucking nu-Brandenburger

Is Germany depressive af? Everyone I know irl says that.

>>76416644
>>You will never wake up at 5:00 AM every day except Sunday, where you let yourself sleep in late and get up at 5:30

german people are too working.
im lucky to be japanese.

>>76423645
It is for the most parts.
Much like Britain but on land and with less culture.

>>76423849
The UK. Yea that place was kinda depressing when I went there. Even during the summer.
But when I travelled to Austria or Switzerland, I didn't notice those places to be that depressing. Is Germany substantially different from those two 'Germanic' countries?

>>76416644
it is 5 am right now and i am about to go to bed

>>76423921
Yes, it's different because we don't have that much rural areas and the bigger cities mostly have this dirty atmosphere.
But there are also some nice spots

>>76416644
>You will never be German
Praise Christ