>Ywn be a swedish viking travelling down river volga with

>>76396868

Why don't you go ahead then and raid a Slavic settlement, it is a good way to die.

>>76397214
It wouldn't be the same:-(((

>>76396868
bcuz that never happined lol

>>76396868
sounds violent.

>>76398679
Yes it did lol

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I-I think I may have been a fucking scandinavian in my past life


now Im a fucking slav


FUCK YOU OP

meanwhile what actually happened

>please stronk man buy fur very cheap pls buy pls pls family starving need food you buy?

>>76399088
Lmao. There are records of vikings coming to the caspian and selling slaves.

>>76399159
>selling your own family because you cant feed them

makes sense why you are selling out your own cunt

>>76399194
>As for the Rus, they live on an island ... that takes three days to walk round and is covered with thick undergrowth and forests; it is most unhealthy. ... They harry the Slavs, using ships to reach them; they carry them off as slaves and…sell them.
10th century persian explorer Ibn Rustah.


Swedish vikings would often raid weak settlements for slaves seeing as that was very profitable

>>76396868
>I will never be a smelly dirty viking

Thank God lol

>>76399159
Thank you for remind us that you were cuck that sold Europeans to shitskins

>>76399281
>arab storyteller about sweden

pottery

dindu dindu me viking stronk
*gets rekt whenever met with a slightly organised armed force*

>muh Viking heritage
Even Moors were 1000X more civilized

>>76399335
You're welcome;-)
>>76399352
He clearly wasn't lying. Why tf would he?
>>76399379
Swedish vikings defeated greeks
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Constantinople_(860)

>>76396868
dumb phoneposter

>>76399414
>Portuguese poster compliments his own kind

>>76399414
spanish muslims defeated vikings and forced them to embrace islam

>>76399379
Are you dumb? They defeated the Franks and the English, multiple times for the latter..

>>76399620
And the greeks

>>76399598
u r retarted

>>76399535
>Swedish poster compliments his own kind on acting like a complete subhuman

You should focus on more realistic goals, like talking a walk outside your house more than once every other week.

>>76399664
They did, and the ended making cheese in Seville. Even a galician count defeated a viking horde.

>>76399695
Muhammad leave

>>76399695
op doesn't even have the balls to look into the eyes of a slav, he would shit himself and pray to odin autistically

Scandies have to brag about wars that took place ages ago in a time when warfare was just done with swords because they suck at modern warfare

>>76399756
Putinbot leave

>>76399770
Just look at the Nazi invasion of Denmark and Norway, they didn't stand a chance

>>76399770

we will always have cross country and biathlon

>>76399756
This
Vikings were fags and in the first sight of any problems they would run to their ships and flee to sack some english monastery

>>76399770
Albanian leave

>>76399695
kek

>>76399620
what part of slightly organised army don't you understand? In all cases, when they met serious resistance they lost.

>>76400102
because they were small raiding parties for the most part. the times they did organize, 3 out of 4 anglo-saxon kingdoms fell to them, england was even conquered twice under sweyn forkbeard and cnut the great

>>76399281
>slavs
pretty sure those were finno ugrics in reality

>>76400306
Well England at the time was in disarray and poor. It was kind of an easy prey.

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>>76400306

>sweyn
>cnut

>>76400618
also, remember that the varangian guard was mostly made up of vikings

>>76399664
Barbarian snowcoons got rekt when they tried to plunder Al-Andalus. They couldn't even win against Catoira farmers with pitchforks.

>>76396868
But Vikings got BTFO in slavic lands.

>>76401455
those were danes, afaik swedish vikings were shit tier, actually some danes go to Catoira every year to celebrate the Romería with the locals

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>you will never be a frankish knight repelling a Viking raid and insulting/humiliating them after the creation of the Duchy of Normandy

>>76401498
No they didn't lol

>>76396868
More like...
>going down the volga river
>want to raid and rape
>get btfo
>wonder a new name for those land - Garðaríki
>which basically means "country of holds"
>because you can't fight a men if he's not a defenseless fisherman from the village

>>76401629
They did BTFO and then we called finns to help with country buildings.

>>76401152
Yes it was one of the returns after they became a vassal to Byzantium

>>76401152
>varangian guard was mostly made up of vikings
>mostly
In the times of Vladimir.. Don't think so, because:
1. exactly scandis were about 1/3 of them (at the best), other ones were slavs and A LOT of finno-ugrics
2. those scandis were slavinized at that moment