Aliens come to earth and choose only one country to represent

by decimating every other country with nuclear hellfire

I put my math degree to good use

>>76384141
https://youtu.be/ELD2AwFN9Nc

by decimating every other country with nuclear hellfire

>>76384141
Its quite simple really https://youtu.be/kl2QShtOwbU

by beheading more people

>>76384141
I say to Aliens that our true planet is the Sun and Earth is just a colony

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Why would we need to convience them? They'd rather deal with one of their own then with lowly humans desu baka senpai

>>76384141
by decimating every alien with nuclear hellfire

We are the only nation with a space colonisation mission, we have multiple international courts with near global jurisdiction and our culture has been and continues to be spread across the globe. It's quite clear we are the only viable discussion partner on earth.

>>76384141
By being the greatest country.
But tbqh they would probably just land near the white house and not bother with the rest.

>>76384347
I forgot the Spanish flag. I'm from the Netherlands.

>>76384375
>I forgot the Spanish flag. I'm from the Netherlands.
omg they're back?

>>76384375
You'll sink before they even come

Take them to sauna.

>>76384375

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>>76384422
They'll melt

'll be some nordic country because big brains

>>76384402
No, I supporting the Dutch enclave on Mallorca.

>>76384410
Considering the ground water levels in the Netherlands are entirely artificial that seems quite unlikely.