>Be American
>Be fat
>Take 10 waddles down the road
>Get shot up by Tyrone
>He takes your wallet
>Roll to the hospital using your own grease to more or less glide there
>Have to pay 120k because Trump care best care
>Motorized wheelchair home (Another $2k)
>Watch news on how current generation of peaceful protestors and college students have another "Peaceful" protest about education, and basic economics.
>Take a swig of your "Heavy Cream Wet Dreamâ„¢" transfat drink
>Feel your heart stop beating because it's covered in fat
>Cry a single cholesterol tear as you whisper
"God Bless America"
>>76342999
Why are half the threads that aren't generals
>Be American xddd
>Why do Americans
Talk about another country for once and be original for fucks sake
>>76343111
Don't tell me what to do.
>>76343136
I'll tell you exactly what to do or you're grounded
>>76342999
>Heavy Cream Wet Dream
Ha
>>76343111
>Talk about another country
yeah lets talk about finland
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>Be French
>Get run over by a "fellow" ""French national"" on your way to the stinky cheese market
>>76343218
kc tire
>>76343218
>>76343297
What does this say?