>losing my virginity to a grill
>when i pull out my benis she says "oh thank god i was worried you would be uncircumcised"
>mfw she was actually happy that my newborn benis was mutilated by an old jew because a sky wizard in an ancient fairy tale said it should be
is this exclusively an american thing? i cant imagine that its normal in other countries to prefer cut dicks
>>76337020
>be american
>get tip'd by the jews
>>76337020
Girl here, uncircumcised penises look ugly and disgusting like some aneater mole thingy that crawls under the dirt and eats worms, like ewww no wonder you are all virgins
>>76337020
>>76337241
Both of your normalfags, fuck off and die.
>>76337020
>when i pull out my benis
>he's dumb enough to think pulling out at the end is a reliable method of birth control
>>76337346
no i meant pull my benis out of my pants, like the first reveal. i wore a condom
>>76337287
im 20 years old and i just had my first kiss the same night i lost my virginity. i wouldnt consider myself normie tier, failed normie at best
>>76337020
>>76337241
Stop inventing stories you fat virgins, girls don't care about circumcision, they only care how big your dick is.
>>76337462
no girl is gonna like an ugly dirty diseased looking penis
>>76337462
im being 100% honest i was also surprised that she even mentioned it but im not bullshitting
>>76337502
if you take care of yourself and clean it then where is the problem?
Oh wait, americans don't wash themselves
>>76337241 (((You)))
>>76337502 (((You)))
And if I have to masturbate by myself for the rest of my life I still won't give away my foreskin.
>>76337502
Unlike you, most people wash their genitals regularly.
>"I'm so fat I can't wash myself properly!"
>"I have an idea! Let's mutilate our dicks like tribal niggers"
>>76337020
Maybe she's disgusted by smegma, they all look the same after erection.
>americans LITERALLY mutilate their dicks because they can't wash themselfes properly
>>76337020
>is this exclusively an american thing?
from what i chatted around it was a filipino thing actually, did you lose your virginity to the STRONGEST RACE?
>>76337241
>>76337502
Educate yourselves, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
>>76338044
>collegehumor
End yourself immediately.
>>76338195
those are str8 facts boi
>>76338044
good video mexibro. gonna send this to the girl
>>76338223
Too cringy m8, can't watch it.
>>76337241
fake and gay
also your origami skills are shit
>>76337020
man, this would trigger me so much if i
1/was an insecure virgin with penor issues
2/gave a shit about american women whatsoever
3/cared at all what your average basic bitch on the internet thinks of muh schlong
and since none of this applies to me i think i'll just cherish the fact that my slavic dick wasnt mutilated by joos/camelriders.
if it was done to you - tough luck, m80
>>76337020
This explains why American girls never wanted to have sex with me.
>>76337160
fpbp
and the italian fag only adds insult to injury
>>76338044
>reason youre circumcised
>real reason is not explained
>another nullshit kike jewtube video
fucking shit mierde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6PMfTMgp20&ytbChannel=darklifett
>>76338702
They might just not be into beastiality.
>>76338849
did you even watch the first couple of minutes of the video?
>>76337241
>03.08
It's legit.