>ask an Italian if he'd like two eggs or three in his breakfast scramble
>he starts CRYING
>Give Italian some pancakes with a slice of butter melted on top
>Eats around the butter, asks for some red wine in his cappuccino
>Order chicken alfredo from an italian
>Mafia shows up to my hotel room in the middle of the night
>>76333695
dude wtf delete this
>>76334558
shan't