>match qt on Tinder >have a great conversation >set

Pet her

Eh... Idk really.

no way i could be seen in public with that thing

maybe if i were a manlet..

Depends on her personality.
If she's just another basic bitch, ditch her. If not, smash her

>>76333595
Thank god for her since I'm 1.72m myself

>>76333595
>"congrats, son! we thought you might have been gay!"

>>76333595
Try to find out if she does anal.

I want to fuck a midget in the ass so bad.

Rejoice
It's like banging children but legal

>>76333595
goddam. errr.... I mean... Honestly I dunno anon sorry

even for my standard she is too fuckin small

>>76333595
Marry her.

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>>76333595
>mfw

fuck her of course
Her size will make my tiny pecker look gigantic

>>76333595
Impregnate with my 1,9m genes

>>76333595
Do what you always do, Fuck her nice and clean and the ditch

>>76333595
i don't care if she's 20, hell i'd fuck her, you can't say you wouldn't fuck her, maybe that's what i'll do when they find her, i'll go and fuck her, fuck her right in the pussy

>>76334506
u like dwarves mate?

>>76333595
Fuck her.

I love tall girls.

>>76334539
no but i bet she would like my 18cm dick

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>>76333595
>no beard
That's no dwarf I'll ever bed!

>meet her
>smile thinking I'll get to do it with midget
>she says she only likes tall guys 190+ and leaves

>>76334585
Damn, it would be like her leg or spine

Name is Karina Lemos

>>76334652
This

>>76333595
Go for it and compare what midget pussy feels like compared to human pussy

>>76334668
now i'm hard, fuck you for putting that image in my head

Hehe something similar happened to me, but she told me before so I spared her a public humiliation

>>76333595
Close my eyes and say "astaghfirullah" repeatedly.

>>76333903
Based post.

Do midgets have tight vaginas?

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>match qt on Tinder

>>76333595
Date her, she looks nice.

She doesn't even need to kneel when she wants to go down on me.

>>76335230
I fucked a midget (like 4'2" I think) and her pussy was like normal.

>>76335315
that's because you have a small dick

>>76335307
Nobody wants to go down on you faggot.

She's still above my league

How short is too short for most of you?

>>76335343
Yes I do actually have a small dick but the size of her pussy was still the same size as other pussies that I've had my small dick in before. The size of my penis is irrelevant to this.

>>76335398
have you considered suicide?

>Ultimate pussyslayers - The Thread

>>76335431
Yeah all the time but not because of my dick. I've only got one penis, anon. Gotta work with it.

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>>76333595

>>76335230
It depends on the dwarfism
Most dwarfism mostly affects development of the limbs so their cunts will be normal range
"True" midgets have proportionate dwarfism which is more likely to be caused by endocrine problems which means they're more likely to have loli pussies

>>76335592
How did you come into so much knowledge of midget cunts anon?

>>76333595
>feel just like having sex with a minor

>>76335656
he was punchin mad cones one night n thought a midget doco would be funny as fuck (they aint)

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>>76335722

The best feel

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TELL HER i AINT INTO CIRCUS FREAKS CUZ THATS HOW STRAIGHT I ROLLA
then I try to persuade he to commit suicide

>>76334630
my sides

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>>76335816
Pretty close actually, People with dwarfism interest me because of their association with entertainment and the bittersweet elements of their lives and the choices they have to make as people with often an inheritable condition that affects your health and your opportunities in life but also defines a lot of your own identity when you have it.

>>76336311
I got nothing against dwarves, but whole families of them are justy why

>>76337892
they're great at smithing and mining
and killing goblins

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>>76333595
FUCK EEET

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Fuck her, she cute

>>76333595
god damn yes, Id have fun with that little fuck ball

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>>76336311
>tfw your wife is a midget and she's STILL taller than you

>>76334906
кeк

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>>76336005

It's just a date. I'm into freaky shit.
I'm not sure how I'd feel about a long term relationship. But sure if she's awesome I'm sold on her regardless of the superficial.

>>76335383
5'6"

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>>76336311
>People like this can get married and have sex and children
>I can't

HAHHAHAhaAHAHA

>>76333595
Fuck her throat.

Midgets can be hot too

>>76333595
cute little thing ;__;

>>76333595
>implying you wouldn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzc5czzsap4

>>76333595
fug a shortstack

>>76333595
I'm not autistic so I would say "I don't want to waste your time, this won't be going anywhere"
and then leave

>>76343059
Shortstacks are natures gift to man

>>76333595
flag
ask her if she likes kissing boys

>>76333595
fucking smash. she's fucking hot who care how tall she is? look at dem hips.

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Shes actually really pretty and decently proportional. Just small.

i don't think this is a midget. just a short girl. i want to bang t b h.

>>76343037
Pretty much what you'd expect from Brazilian television

>>76337892
You don't want a future dwarf race to exist? We've had plain humans for too long.

>>76344504
>I would say "I don't want to waste your time, this won't be going anywhere" and then leave
>I'm not autistic

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>>76344793
Very clearly a midget

>>76333642
Probably this
I have a tendency to tease short girls

Fuck her in secret

>>76334652
>tfw 189.7
just end it bro

>>76344898
she's got a people face tho, and a nice body.

>>76344906
this, just for the novelty of it.

>>76333595
dis gon be gud

>>76333595
Ela é bonita, apesar do nanismo. Imagine que você está comendo uma halfling.
A buceta deve ser bem apertadinha.
Eu se fosse você comia sem piedade alguma.

>seja homem e enfie o pau nessa meretriz
>recuse enfiar o pau nessa meretriz e seja um viado

Escolha um, OP.

>>76333595
go on a lovely date and act like a normal human being, don't be an asshole, complement her, etc

>>76333595
This exact scenario happened to my friend kek. He got a handy in the driver's seat of her car. He said it was wierd because her seat was rolled all the way up.

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>>76336311
she's taller than him

Like we say here
>In times of war any hole is a trench

>>76334949
> serb wants to fuck dwarf with their leg