>I'm tired of chess... when do I get to play with

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>Who was the girl you were with last night anon

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>Hmmm okay, I guess we can try what you want one time

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>Good morning anon! :)

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>No, I don't want to have sex right now. I have to do my homework

Wat do

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>>76333365

The cock is kill. I repeat: The cock is kill.

>>76334895
Wake up and realize people don't play chess in Turkcuckistan.

You're an italian LARPing as a woman
>>76334895
You're shameful

>>76333365
Any girl that beats me in chess can do whatever she wants with me.

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>>76333365
>>76333516
>>76333625
>>76333788
>>76333875
HRNRNRNRNRNRNFGGG

When I go to heaven
....
to be with you

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heh...nice Be7 kiddo, i've got mate in 15 moves now

Chess is a man's game. My girlfriend is expected to be playing with my cock whenever she is not busy cooking or cleaning for me.

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>>76333365
>>76333516
>>76333625
>>76333788
>>76333875
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU RANCID SWINE

>>76335868
t. Saddam al-Achmed

>>76335868
do you also call women rancid swine?

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How long would you last

>>76336782
depends on how much viagra i can take without overdosing, maybe 8 hours with breaks for food/sugar

Why are they all white/asian? Don't black girls play chess too?
>>76336782
not long. I'm bad at chess. If we plays go that's another story

>>76336880
gq i see some black boys chess but few black girls

>>76335868
Men in general have a better time visualizing things in three dimensions than women. They also have more stamina for lengthy tournaments/matches.

>>76334961
Jesus i want to know what's written on that pic so much

>tfw that cute nerdy girl who liked you in middle school went to a different highschool and you never saw her again
why

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Excellent thread

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>>76339433
Oh stop it

>>76339256
It's a memorial text for cock called Pärssinen. Pärssinen gave his life defending other farm animals when some agressive dogs (huskies) attacked the farm. Pärssinen died and one chicken got mauled but luckily it lived because it was quickly taken to the vet. The whole happening was widely reported in finnish media and it became a meme. R.I.P. Cock Pärssinen

jokes on you, I don't have a cock

>>76340706
why, of all the countries in the world, does finland always come up with memes

>>76336782
if her rating is in the tripple digits probably not very long

>>76333365
It's been 4 years anon, she's gone, let it go.

>>76340904
Any cunt would have done the same. An alpha cock called Pärssinen dies heroically defending other farm animals thus getting comparatively huge publicity... The whole thing is too bizarre

>>76340904
Whole Finland remembers Cock Pärssinen. He is one of the greatest heroes in Finland.

>>76336782
Not very long

I'd either lose on time or jizz my pants

>>76340904
http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2011100514516893_uu.shtml
news article about this tragedy

>>76333365
I'm loving these threads about international discussion

>>76339433
Don't remind me that Margret goes to a different college than mine and I'll never see her again ;_;

>>76343781
Call her Margarine. See, I solved your sadness. It turned into a heartburn.

>>76341466
kek