Diu lei, my name is Sifu Smith. I’m a 27 year old American

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Diu lei, my name is Sifu Smith.

I’m a 27 year old American Localist (Advocate for Hong Kong autonomy for you Gweilo). I draw Shufa and write Mouhap novels on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior HK games. (Shadownrun: Hong Kong, Sleeping Dogs)

I train with my Beretta 92F every day, this superior weapon can pierce through Mainlanders' skulls because it is made in Italy, not in a cheap PRC sweatshop, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Cantonese fluently, both Punti and Tanka, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Hong Kong history and their British colonial traditions, which I follow 100%

When I get my HK visa, I am moving to Central to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Umbrella movement protester or triad member!

I own several cyberpunk-ish outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to HK, so I can fit in easier. I keep lamenting about how freedom of expression was lost by Mainland CCP scums and speak Cantonese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in HK!