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>be American
>get shot
>a bystander calls 9/11
>an ambulance arrives in minutes
>taken to hospital, whilst you enter the emergency doors you see the the paramedics rubbing their finger tips
>"that will be $100,000 plus tip"
>you tap and go™ on your American Express® card and part ways onward to emergency surgery
>you lay under a white bright light as you faintly go in and out of coincousness, you hear somehow distant whilst not yet faint sounds of doctors speaking
>you wake up 3 days later, surrounded by loving friends and family
>suddenly an unwelcome knock echoes through the room
>"Hello sir, good to see you are back in good health, very wise choice you had health insurance, your total comes to $300,000 including tip"
>tap and go again™
>exit the hospital the next day
The end :^^)
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for everything there is master card
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>>76306725
>Americans insert their tap and go™ American Express cards in their microwaved shoes
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>>76306701
The get shot meme is outdated, the most common cause of death for americans under 50 is drug overdose, opiates specifically
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>Be Australian
>Lose war to Emus
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>land of the free, home of the brave
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>>76307481
>AmericaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>76306701
Is it really you, are you finally back
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d-do you guys even have hospitals out there near uluru
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>>76306701
>you wake up 3 days later, surrounded by loving friends and family
wrong.
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>>76306701
>you wake up
pinko
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>>76306890
>be aussie
>"oi cunt, check out these meye-crow-weyves we got from the yanks"
>plugs it into electrical socket
>packs the microwave full of kangaroos
>puts the timer to 5 minutes on max temperature
>proceeds back on computer to shitpost
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>>76306701
>COCOCUNT
The fuck have you been nigger?
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>>76307481
>be american
>get shot by opiates
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>>76314495
>Be swedish
>Get cumshot by Tyrone
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Where is ba"HAMAS" and bus pass dick sucker Jordanian
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