>tfw 5'9 and 66 kg >tfw can do 50 pushups Daily reminder

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Ympärysmitta 50cm. Viisikymmentä-vitun-senttimetriä.

Kuvitteleeko joku teistä oikeasti mahtavansa minulle esim. mitään oikeassa katutilanteessa? Kuvitteletteko kenties uskaltavanne avata suutanne, saati edes katsoa muualle kuin omiin kengänkärkiinne, kun minä nappaan naistanne perseestä kiinni baarissa ja vetäisen tuplaposen takaa? Niinpä niin. Siinähän sitten istutte kynäniskat hiljaa loosissanne alahuuli väpättäen ja imette kiukkuanne. Minä sen sijaan teen mitä haluan, sen varmistavat nämä olkavarteni, joilla liikuttelen helposti 45kg painoja scott-hauiskäännössä. Minulla on niiden ansiosta valta ja voima jota te ette ikinä tule saavuttamaan.

Nonniin, nyt tiedätte paikkanne, pikku rotat :) Oli pakko vähän käydä kertomassa miten asiat tuolla oikeassa elämässä menee, kun täällä netissä moni luulee olevansa niin kovaa poikaa ja trollaa estoitta kaikesta maan ja taivaan väliltä. Jos minuun joskus baarissa törmäät, niin parempi pysyä poika lestissäs, vaikka vähän naistas päättäisin kokeilla sulta lupaa kysymättä. Mut huoli pois, se kyl varmasti tykkäis kun saisi kerrankin oikeaa urosta ;)

Vituttaako? Ei se mitäään. Minä nautin elämästäni

>>76297543
you are of great strength my friend
grow stronger.........you must be find potential.............

Do you do push ups with correct form?

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Well, at least you're not me

1.59m and 39kg. Yes, I'm a male and those numbers are right.

>>76297543
177cm
59kg
I can do a little bit more than 100 push ups.

>>76297543
stop posting your bodyparts
you just want to show that your skin is a big lighter than the average indian we got it
also you are copying based bavaria name ;-;

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>>76297543
>66 kg

5'10
135
can't do any push ups

>>76297702
bit*

>>76297671
>175cm
>63kg
>can only do 60
JUST

>>76297638
Oh yes, straight as a plank and bend my arms at 90° angle

>>76297543
It's you again.... You are thin-fat. Deal with it.

>>76298007
I can beat your ass ikibey

>>76297643
Francesc?

>>76297702
This is a shitpost, stop being an insecure nigger. That isn't even my arm
>based bavaria
Who?

>>76297543
you are so qt <3
what kind of vidya do you play?

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>>76297643
A-are you alright?

>>76298222
no?
>>76298599
this is what happens when your parents decide that they baby will be vegan

>>76298593
No vidya just shitpost

>>76298643
Eat
Eat Lots Frend :'^v

>>76297543
Pakistan? Is that somewhere in India?

>>76298643
Bls have beef burger fren

>>76298807
i can't digest meat. i get sick and vomit. i've tried it. i don't like being a vegan.

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>>76298852
>worried
B-but how will you get stronk now

>>76297543
Pushups don't really do much for the biceps. It mostly works your chest.

>>76298989
the only meat that doesn't make me vomit at all is fish but i don't feel good either after eating it

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Results of regular fapping

>>76298852
Go to the doctor

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>>76299021
It just gives me manboobs

>>76299228
i don't even think i have a doctor xd and my parents would get mad as hell and honestly i'm already too depressed to get kicked out of house and die under a bridge

>>76299305
D-do your frens make fun of you?

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i dont even work out

>>76299292
Curls and chinups work the biceps. Boobs go away with cardio such as running.

>>76297643
Try to find some hypercaloric vegan food, m8. I'd recommend açaí, but I don't think you can get it there.

>>76299029

Ever tried eating something with a little more fiber/protein? Pineapples are both delicious and will make you grow a lot. Try mixing it with honey and a few beers everyday.

>>76299492
Beer heightens estrogen, though. Garlic raises testosterone which helps growth.

>>76299619

I eat raw garlic almost everyday, I also drink a lot of everything since I was 9. Not tall, but sitting at 1,79 seems it worked more or less well.

Pineapples though, they really are fucking goat. :DD

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This is me

6'1"
90KG

I'm a brick shithouse and I'll do serious harm to any stiff idiot who thinks he can take me on

>>76299358
well, not now, but in school yes. jokes and nicknames about my height and even calling me gay
>>76299479
>>76299492
already tried those. i can pass the 40kg barrier.

>>76299822

I meant eat, not taste it. Eat a whole fruit daily, and go for like 1l of milk as well.

And keep your meals along with it.

>>76297643
Ahhhh, la dieta de Maduro I assume

>>76299911
you need to understand that eating more is not always the best thing to do. the "lol eat more and eat meat!" doesnt helps. if i do those, i get sick, and what it happens is that eating more and meat makes me loss more weight

now im eating 6-7 little meals a day and some pills with vitamins, (especially biotin makes me feel better) thats the best i can do

>>76300240
Eat peanuts and lots of dairy products

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This is me

>>76297543
You're a fucking joke, when I was 15 I had more muscle then you do

>>76297543
>tfw can do 50 pushups

am i suppoed to be impressed?

>>76300303
And eggs bro

>>76297543
>smaller than me
>weaker than I was during my conscription
I am sure I could easily get back in shape and be significantly stronger than you in no time.

>>76300240

Never said meat, though. :DD

Just said eat 1 pineapple daily, covered in honey, with a few beers. Just think of it as a complement to what you already eat daily.

I don't really eat meat, got some faggotry with it, so I have to see the animal die painlessly so I can eat it in peace. Which makes it difficult for me to swallow meat.

Just saying, it helps.

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>>76300350
>your fucking joking
hmmm....

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>>76300425
No you wont, I'll start doing 60 and conquer finland

>>76297543
>have a gymnasts body
>be able to do pretty much any bodyweight training
>get lazy
>become skinnyfat

I don't like this feel.

You might be able to beat my body, but you'll never be able to beat my intelect

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>>76299131
>tfw one forearm is legit nigger than the other due to fapping

>just switch hands bro
I try to but it feels weird

>>76300758
did they really have to put n next to b on the keyboard?

>>76297643
>167cm and 44kg

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>>76300838
A-are you a gril?

>>76299021
>muscle that draws your arm inward does jack shit for pushing stuff away from your body or pushing your body away from stuff
really made me think

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>>76297643
>>76297543
SS+GOMAD or become traps

>>76297643
>>76298643
>>76298852
>>76299029
>>76299305
Estoy flipando en colores ahora mismo ¿En qué parte de España vives?

>>76300960
I can also do 1 leg situps, only can manage 2 at this point.

>>76301017
Letur

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>50 pushups

>>76301214
¿Cómo es que no tienes un médico? ¿Alguna vez pasaste una revisión médica? Esto es muy grave, tío

>>76301310
Pues que mis padres son unos hippies antimedicos antivacunas etc y aqui habiendo 4 jovenes en todo el pueblo tampoco es que se hagan campañas de vacunas ni revisiones

bueno, me hicieron medirme y pesarme para ir a la ESO

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>>76301310
>>76301397
Stop with this meme language son. I will not allow this on a christian board

>>76297643
are you jordi el nino?

>>76297643
lol faggot
eat something
force yourself
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>76301397
O sea, que no estás vacunado. Por tu propio bien, pide ayuda y haz todo lo posible por salir de ese sitio cuanto antes. Te están jodiendo la vida.

>>76301487
Fuck off

187 cm
82 kg

can do 0 push ups

>>76301672
Ni yo ni mis "amigos". De hecho lo votaron en el AMPA xD

>>76297643
Wew, and I thought I was skinny with 1.90m 74kg

>>76301754
I would like 1 order of german gril bls

>>76301812
>girls
>above 1.80
Even here this is rather rare

>>76301863
Than any german gril will suffice

>>76297643
thank you skeleton

>>76301935
If you're brown enough you can simply claim to be from a war zone, move here and hook up with some SJW-ette, they tend to be fugly white trash though

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>tfw i could heem every here

>>76302004
Im light wheatish. Looks wise I could pass for hispanic if clean shaved

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5'10
68kg
40 push ups

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>>76302160
We can be best friends

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>>76302541
i had a pakistani friend when i was younger

>>76297543
I started doing mma a couple months ago. Can only do like 2 sets of 30 pushups.

>>76297543

Whats with your obsession to post your body parts? I have seen almost every single of your major body part, I get it you are trying to show skin color being lighter than average in the subcontinent but I have seen this image like 10 times now I think. If its about skin, mine is lighter than yours but I won't post photo of my every single body part.

>>76297643
Have you tried drinking loads and loads of milk? Milk/dairy makes you fat/grow I think

>>76302829
>Milk/dairy makes you fat/grow I think
Only if you actually work out of course.

>>76302829
Op pic isn't even me pajeet, I found it on r9k
>caring this much about shitposting

>>76297543
>metric weight
>imperial height
what did anon mean by this?

>>76303173
Aren't Britbongs doing this (when not using their weird stones for weight)? So Pajeet there is just adjusting to his future homeland

>be moderately ripped
>can only do 20 pushups at a time (do around 150/200 a day)

So endurance isn't defined my muscle mass?

>>76297643
Do you consider to lose more weight? 39 is not that bad, but your height is too low for this weight. I think you can lose more, up to 27 kg. That would be almost perfect.

>>76297643
what the fuck, just go for a walk mate

>>76303173
the height meme is in imperial, i guess

>>76303555
you being ripped doesnt tell us shit, you could be 30kg for all we know

>>76297643
>>76299822
>>76300240
Tell your tapeworm I said hello.

>>76305051
Around 85 kg. Tall (~190 cm) and a tad skinny fat.

>>76297643
Gracias, Señor Esqueleto

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>>76300758
>>76300836
You're not alone.

>>76299292
post full body pls

>>76299781
*trucks you*

>>76297643
Jesus Christ. Eat a burger, you poor AIDS victim

>>76299781
work on the pecs, lad

>>76301017
California

>>76299029

eat a lot of MFing peanut butter

>>76297643
>185
>60

feelsbadman.jpg

>>76297671
178 cm
66 kg i look skinny as fuck, how do you look ?

>>76301397
Dios Santo esto es mas grave de lo que pensaba

5'10 140lbs
Started lifting dumbell set a week ago. How long does it take to develop non-spaghetti arms? Do I have to eat like a fatass or will they get big just eating normally and lifting 5 times a week?

>>76310305
oh no dude you'll totally get some sick arms lifting your fucking dumbbells for 10 minutes a day. of course you don't have to put any actual effort in or change your fucking diet, yeah bro just lift those dumbbells man.

>>76297643
I want to get off Mr Bones wild ride.

>>76310437
it's more like 30 minutes a day. What else is there to do besides eating and lifting heavy things?

>>76310467
eat clean, count calories, lift actual weights in an actual gym with an actual routine
here's a little tip, if what you're doing right now is not creating a significant change in your lifestyle you won't see a significant change in your physique. fucking around with dumbbells for a half hour a day (doubt you even do that much) will not get you anywhere at all.

>>76310538
Why would I lie on the internet? I don't even want significant changes, I just want normal looking arms.

>>76297543
Я тeбя нaизнaнкy вывepнy чypкaбec eбaный.

>>76307746
That's not a typo, it's a Freudian Slip.

>>76297543
> 50 pushups
OH NO