Would fucking yourself in the ass if you had a portal gun

Not in Sweden

>>76264317
Its basically masturbating using your asshole so no

>>76264317

No not all my swedish baby

>>76264317
Well I'd say no since jerking off isn't considered gay either
However, having a dick up your ass is something only gays wish

Hmm truly a though question there Sven

>>76264400
>>76264411
>>76264428
>>76264429
What about sucking your own dick with a portal gun?

>>76264411
But you're still getting fucked in the ass (although not by another man, but by yourself)

>>76264485

It's still not gay, just a different kind of masturbation

I used to be able to put my dick in my own ass until I turned 16, and I am straight

>>76264485
Definitely not gay

>>76264541

Wut

>>76264539
>>76264568
But you're sucking a dick

>>76264598
So ? When jerking off you are playing with a dick, that doesn't make it gay anon

>>76264598

But it's a part of "your" body so you're not necessarily attracted to men, you just want a blowjob.

>>76264640
>>76264695
This is some traps are gay but futas are straight tier shit

damn i wish i had portal gun

>>76264516
I guess that would make you autosexual. Yes that is actually a thing in which you are attracted sexually to yourself.

How would that even work?

If you position yourself between two portals on walls and thrust forwards, your dick will move the same distance as your ass and you won't reach it. And moving surfaces destroys the portals.

>>76264485 works though

>>76264317
That's impossible, even if you have portals.
Go back to school, sven.

just an enhanced masturbation technique

>>76265036
What if you get invetween two blocks that are waist high and up two portals? They're not moving and you would technically be able to fuck yourself

>>76265036
>>76265159
t. small, unbendable dicks

>>76264317
I'm pretty sure fucking yourself in the ass with a portal gun is impossible. When you thrust, the dick moves forward with your ass, so it's stuck in place and nothing happens.

>>76265600
What if you just make one of the walls thrust? Think with portals bud.

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>>76267301
the portal would disappear and your cock would get chopped off

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>>76267544
I'm confused from this pic