You think you're superior. But let me tell you how it is

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You think you're superior. But let me tell you how it is to be an Israeli in America.

>Plan trip to America
>Americans already paid for me ticket
>Booked the best hotel for me
>Received a complimentary gun
>Get in plane
>Applauded
>All niggers turn white
>Three Americans jump from plane to make room for me
>Get tipped by everyone
>Arrive at airport
>Luggage already carried by Amerilard
>Receive another gun
>Don't need to go through metal detector
>Carried by Americans to my cab
>Driver tips me and drives me
>Hear gunfire
>Fatfuck takes bullet for me
>Tips me
>All guns explode
>Everyone gives me their social security number
>Arrive at white house
>Become president for the week
>Trump is now my dog
>Fuck his wife and sister
>Get tipped for it
>Bored of America
>Trump buys me house and land
>Become king of the US
>Make world peace
>Enough
>Fly back home
>Americans bomb Sandniggers for their true leader