Guys my house is surrounded by fire i don't want to be the

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>>76218795
Please don't joke about something like this anon

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EVERYONE IS GOING DOWN LIKE DUCKS, I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE

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>>76218795
Play this whene you try to escape by car.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc

>>76218824
Cute

>>76218795
Do it for her!

>>76218795
just stay put until we come get you lol

The sky is dark as fuck, full of smoke

>>76219191
send beriev pls

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>>76219476

>>76220092
That's just the skinwalkers trying to scare you from your house, don't listen to them.

I ear screams i think someone is on fire

>>76219069
but this is a french license plate anon

>>76219851
> beriev
What is this

>>76218795
>GIANT FUCKING WILFIRE
>2 firemen with 1 hose

That'll do

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>>76221224
waterbomber
Russia sent two last year to help us.

>>76221354
Oh
Good luck anyway

>>76220092
It's just fake news. Portugal is a great nation, immune to fire

>>76218795
#i_burn_with_burntugal

>>76221354
>sent
*Rent

PISS ON IT!

>>76218795
Maybe going to ocean will help.

>>76221305
Actually at this time there are
2835 firefighters
846 vehicles
26 aircrafts

thred themesongeru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-g48ZYZeZI

>>76221719
GAS GAS GAS, I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS, TONIGHT, AND BE YOUR LOVER.

>>76219348
Thx fire!!

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>>76221305
40ºC, tons of fires, tons of forest, tons of houses and little towns dispersed in the forest, rough terrain.
The firefighters are overwhelmed.

During the summer Portugal is just a huge wild fire. Let it burn

>>76221832
>Let it burn

aren't you an edgy cunt, please go there and throw yourself into the fire

>>76218795
die subhuman

>>76222032
I'm gonna put my goo in your princess pit.

>>76220092
infernal...........
hope you be well.. and your close ones and friends too.....

love: finland

>>76221719
We sent you 4 planes, hope it helps anon

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>>76223589
Gracias hermano

>>76218795
>inb4 it's Czech tourists fault

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>>76221542
>tuga pisses on the fire
>the alcohol in piss fuels the fire more

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>>76223589
Manda as princesas, eu metia-lhes a cona tão molhada que elas apagavam o fogo com o corrimento vaginal

>>76219348
>burn the coal
>pay the toll

>>76224209
She and her nigger husband survived, only the kid and his nigger uncle died

>>76218795
HELP ME!™ I'VE MCFALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

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>>76224366
Don't panic, help is on the way

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It's coming

>>76225800
puta merda ainda não apagaram o fogo?

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>>76225863
no

>>76225863
>Fogo
São 11h da noite e ha 168 fogos

http://www.prociv.pt/pt-pt/SITUACAOOPERACIONAL/Paginas/default.aspx

>>76226085
https://fogos.pt/

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>warzonetugal

>>76226120
O site oficial da protecção civil é mais credivel

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>>76226163

>>76226163
Shit

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>>76226243

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>22:50h
>168 fires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHUxS8qkO8M

>>76226243
half expecting walkers at this point

>trudeau even got some africas to help end the fire
>the eu wont send a single g*rman
why are you in that shitty union

>>76226163
>>76226243
when it gets dark they will come and all those hours put into fps are gonna pay off big time

>Firetugal

>>76226357
when have germans ever been nice

>>76226163
>>76226243
just imagine being fried alive in your car

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>>76226163

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>>76226385
I wish
It would be so cool

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>>76226557
Must be fucking horrible knowing you're completely surrounded by fire, I don't remember where this webm related happened but must have been just like this for those people.

A-are you still alright?

>>76226800
that webm is otherworldly

Are such huge wildfires common in Portugal or is it something very unusual? Because I think this is not the first time I hear about out-of-control fires in Portugal.

>Portofuego
>Portugone
>Burntugal

>burntugal

>>76226800
>>76226906
That's a bushfire in Australia, all of them got out alive though, if I remember correctly.

>>76226800
Twisted Metal - Portugal?

hope the fire spread to espana :D

>>76226800
Holy fuck.

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>>76226802
Until the internet cables don't burn i will be ok

>>76226163
Likely one retard panicked, made a mistake, bumped into some other car, which clogged up the road and killed all these people.

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You know it was a great barbecue when the Refrigerated body truck arrives

http://cbbraganca.blogspot.pt/2010/09/veiculo-para-cadaveres-da-anpc.html

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>>76227392
That thing is spooky

>>76218795
Well, sucks to be you Anon

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>>76227615
Sucks more to be those guys over there

>>76220092
was the german flag inspired by this?

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>>76229400
And even more for this guy

>>76226921
big fires are common but usual the death toll is around 10 people per year, this fire alone killed over 60

>>76218795
>infernotugal

>>76218795

Eu nem sabia que na Península Ibérica tinha seca

Minhas condolências.