I will be staying in the US for the next 2 years. How do I acquire

>>76206809
onion

I don't think that's possible, although if you got married you could be a permanent resident.

>>76206809
fuck off they're full

Rebirth yourself on American soil so they have to give you citizenship

sorry but we only take white immigrants

>>76206809
Just marry a american bitch, they are pretty easy

Getting married is your best bet, but even then with how long it takes to get a green card it might not work.

>>76206878
i am white

Invest millions of dollars in the economy.

Irregardless of what you look or smell like, sanctuary cities don't ask for identification unless you're driving a car and you can get drivers licenses and social security numbers on black market onion sites.

>>76206928
In addition to marry a US women I also need a green card? what the f

>>76207052
you marry to get le green card dumdum

>>76206933
I am Greek

>>76207052
Yes, marrying her is how you'll get the green card. You'll also likely have to wait years if not decades for citizenship. I know a Swedish woman who has lived here for almost 20 years and is still waiting for citizenship.

>>76206850
kek

>>76206809
not gonna happen. the US doesn't accept immigrants.

Maybe if you're willing to go through 10 years worth of red tape, offensive obnoxious immigration employees and being a second class citizen, you can finally get shot by the police as an american citizen, pay taxes for incomes earned abroad and get your coverage denied during a heart attack because Comcast sold your user data to your insurance company and from you conversations with your wife they found out you eat bacon more often than you stated.

why do you want to live in the US?
Germany is not good?

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>>76207156
>>76207112
O-Ok. I will just try my best at my job so my company will let me stay longer

>>76206809
Why would you opt for a downgrade?

>>76206809
>2 years
>acquire the US citizenship
Marry an American or join the military. Even then, it'll take at least 4 years.

>>76206933
You're pretty. I'm gonna make you /feel/ pretty.

>>76207212
>>76207232
I lived and worked in south germany the last 3 years. Now I returned to the north to work for another company in the town I grew up. I dont recognize it anymore. Its full of brown people on the streets and all my friends are gone. Luckily that new company will send me to the US to work for their subsidiary company and I am planning to stay there forever.

>>76207228
Not sure why you want to come here, but if it's what you really want I wish you luck.

>>76207296
You'll have an easier time avoiding non-whites in Germany compared to USA.

>>76207203
>le merigan nightmare maymay
I can never really tell how much of that bullshit yuros actually believe. I suppose it's like when an incredibly dumb post comes with a US flag; you can't every really tell if they're joking or just legitimately stupid, right?

>>76207296
So you want to go another place full of black and brown people instead where you know no one? Brilliant plan Heinrich.

>>76207296
Where in the US?
>>76207362
Not really. My whole state is 94% white.

>>76207390
Stupid? Seriously?
It's obviously and exaggeration, but tell me which one of the things I said isn't true.

Your police does execute people over nothing, and they get away with it.
Health insurance is often incredibly scammy and you will be denied if they know they can get away with it.
You are taxed for income earned abroad.
Police, immigration and TSA often are extremely offensive, especially towards immigrants.

>>76207441
Tennessee. Yes, there might be more black/brown people but most of them picked up garbage etc.

The brown people here are loitering in groups at any street corner. And the white people even embrace them. The US people I met when I was there atleast were honest that they dont like black etc. and try to avoid them. Also I met much less mixed raced couples. Here in germany I feel like I see atleast 5 couples when I walk around my hometown.

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>>76207296
Aim for this region and commute to work if it's in a big city.

>>76207296
Kek dude half the people in the USA are nonwhites and we are generally cancerous
t. Asian American

>>76207571
I dont need to look for work if my company allows me stay longer.

>>76207446
Eastern Germany is whiter than your state. Even including Berlin

This stupid kraut is trading 85% white for 50% white like a fucking idiot.

>>76207299
>not wanting to stay in the land of the free and the home of the brave

get your non-patriotic ass out of there immediately you communist scum

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>>76207562
>Tennessee. Yes, there might be more black/brown people but most of them picked up garbage etc.
>Tennessee

Hahahahah yes yes come to tennessee you will love it hahaha very white and very good

>>76207616
Does your work give you a choice of locations? If yes, what are they?

>>76207562
You're dreaming Hans, there are tons of mixed race couples here and just as many people who embrace/defend black culture.

>>76207772
tennessee, north carolina, rhode island

>>76206809
marry an american woman. pretty sure most of them would love to get a german husband

Blows my mind, why can't a German become a US citizen and Pajeets get in like they own the place?

>>76207831
One and three are your best options

>>76206809
You’ll have easier time geting Swiss citizenship.

>>76207837
most Indians here have advanced degrees, dumbass

>>76207837
I'm pretty sure most Poo in loos come to the US like the OP, with a temporary working visa.

>>76207831
I've never been to Rhode Island, so I can't really say. I would pick North Carolina over Tennessee.

>>76207953
Swiss hate germans more than anyone else

>>76207837
Actually, it's a lot easier for a German to get citizenship. The number of Visas granted to citizens of every country is fixed. Since a lot of Indians migrate to the US and apply for PR/citizenship, the current wait time for green card is 15+ years if you are from India. Afaik, not many Germans migrate to USA, so the OP should be able to get GC in a few months, provided that his employer is ready to sponsor him.

overstay, find someone who will be ready to marry you just to give you the citizenship

>>76207985
>temporary working visa
they are called h1bs, and they don't really guarantee a green card. for that, one needs to have at least a master's degree or higher in a STEM related field. someone with only a bacjhelors degree rarely get sponsorship unless they happen to be nurses or some shit

I also want to move to USA
it looks exciting than my boring city
but I have never been there, so I want to ask americans how the living in the US is. do you like it?

Lol you are late to the party m8. My tunisian father got his citizenship in the 90s after only 1 year of him living in the us. Now things are pretty hard.

>>76208113
It's very different than Japan. If you like Tokyo you would probably feel more comfortable in New York City. San Francisco has a sizable Asian population as well.

>>76208094
That's what I meant, most Pajeets don't become permanent residents, only cheap code-monkey labour for IT companies that can ship them back when they're not needed anymore, no?

>>76208113
Why not go on a trip to the US and see for yourself?

>>76208310
In general pajeets never get sent back. They always find another job

>>76208310
yeah...I am talking about citizenship not working here on a visa

>>76207529
>exaggeration
>tell me which one of the things I said isn't true
None of them are true for me, nor for anyone I know. You hear about bad things that happen here because, memes aside, our news media isn't absolutely controlled by the government. When bad things happen, the story tends to get reported instead of suppressed, and attempts at suppression will make it a bigger story. Corruption is viewed as a problem here, and not a fact of life.

This country has its problems and needs some real improvements, but daily life here is nothing like you described. It sounds to me like you believe what you read on the internet, especially the putinbot motto of "sure, it's bad here, but it's not any better elsewhere."

>>76208379
>>76208392
Oh so they just stay in the US after their visas are up and the libruls grant them permanent residence at some point or what?

>>76208379
Doesn’t it work like this:

>Pajeet loses job and is abotu to be send back
>American hires him to do coding for him
>American hires bunch of other Pajeets
>American takes bunch of coding jobs
>Pajeets do the work
>American pays the somewhat lower salary and lives comfortably off the difference

>>76207618
Ok, I'm not going to get bogged down in defending muh whites. I'm not racist, so it doesn't really matter to me. My point was that the US is a huge country with lots of ethnic pockets. There are places in the US that are entirely white, black, Asian, etc. There are also highly mixed areas. Land of the free, baby.
The difference might be in integration, though. The few non-whites here act like everyone else, but that might have something to do with the high rates of education and low unemployment.

>>76206809
I won the green card through the online lottery. Honestly it's an amazing system. I would have little chance over lots of scientists and people with money. Hope to move there next year

>>76209077
>Hope to move there next year
Good luck, anon. Plans?

>>76209136
Thanks. I was thinking Chicago, Seattle or Portland. Which one is better?

>>76206809
Go to the midwest and marry a nice country girl

>>76209235
I'm partial to Chicago because I grew up near there, but Seattle looks nice. Portland used to look nice, but they've recently gotten a little extreme in their far-left leanings.
How are your politics and what are your hobbies? What do you plan on doing for work? If you like mountains, then Chicago isn't for you.

>>76206809
You can:
1) marry a grill in us, but there will be goverment check ups on you if you are actually married and if its a fake marrige for citizenship
2) meet a grill(who is willing to help) in us and go back 2 Germany to arrange spousal visa

>>76209077
Good for you. I wanted to give the lottery a try as well, but apparently there's a bill on the table that would scrap it, so I doubt that's going to be an option.

>>76209235
>even considering Chiraq
Why? Also, is there even a difference between Portland and Seattle? Both seem like north-western liberal hipster central against a mountain backdrop.

>>76209349
I am IT specialist. I like how Portland tries to be walkbale with all the bike lanes, trams and stuff. I think politics doesn't matter much in the US like they do in Russia, as long as everybody have free speach and stuff

I hate germans

>>76207618
better than 0% white like spain

>>76209504
They wanted to cancel the lottery since Obama but it's not that easy to do.
Chicago has great/cheap real estate, good architecture, moderate climate with at least some snow. it's major city. guess I'm young and want to enjoy the city life for some time

>>76209633
me too. we can be friends

>>76206809
why would you leave western europe for america? this place is too capitalist and your quality of life is going to be way lower.
fuck you european retards who think america is great, it's fucking awful.

>>76209579
>free speach
That could be a problem in Portland; that's what I meant by them having a problem with extreme leftists. I think Seattle is also a very bike-friendly city, and it's a big tech city.
Chicago has the worst climate, but the best food.
>>76209633
Then don't go to Germany or Wisconsin, faggot.

>>76209758
t. 19 y.o. college dropout

>>76209699
There's a specific bill for it on the table, and with Reps controlling pretty much all the federal legislature, it certainly could happen. Will have to wait and see though.
And why do you think Chicago has so much cheap real estate? It's one of the crime capitals of the US that I would seriously avoid at all cost.

>>76209633
Seconding this >>76209739

>>76209758
You won't fool me.

>>76209973
>And why do you think Chicago has so much cheap real estate?
It doesn't. There's some cheap real estate, but you don't want to go to those spots.
>It's one of the crime capitals of the US that I would seriously avoid at all cost.
See above. Overall, the city is fine, but there are a few neighborhoods that are legitimately scary. Don't go there, and you'll be fine.
I'm not saying you should move to Chicago, but it's a great place to visit as a tourist.

marry someone. although make sure the person likes you, wants to marry and spend their life with you and all that. cause ur fucked if they think you're marrying just cuz you want to be a citizen. make sure the lady knows all personal stuff about you. they find out by asking personal questions to each of you. if they think your marriage isn't genuine, that is

>>76210198
do you have to give women in the us 50% and more of your shit too if you divorce them?

>>76210266
get a prenup

>>76210198
What kind of questions?

>>76209973
>There's a specific bill for it on the table, and with Reps controlling pretty much all the federal legislature, it certainly could happen
They could not even repeal Obamacare so nothing is certain
>And why do you think Chicago has so much cheap real estate?
It's cheap but not Detroit-cheap and looks very good. E.g. https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Chicago-IL/pmf,pf_pt/condo_type/3721474_zpid/17426_rid/globalrelevanceex_sort/42.034504,-87.362938,41.632381,-88.101082_rect/10_zm/3_p/
As I understood in the US you are supposed to avoid certain portions of the city like south part of Chicago, other places are nice

>>76210266
well if you have a child you will likely be paying child support until the kid isn't a kid anymore. and if you split the money and all the stuff you own, the lady will make out better. and will have a better chance at keeping the kid/keeping it longer
>>76210334
I dunno just personal questions. questions only they would share if they were close to each other. like questions about their families and all that. I don't know anything specific, sorry :C just that it is personal

>>76206809
just b urself, find a gf, and marry her ;^))

>>76210399
Tbh Obamacare is also a lot bigger than a lottery giving out a couple thousand green cards a year. By the way, did you fill out the forms and registration stuff for the lottery yourself or did you have a company do it for you?

I'd just avoid big cities in general, especially if they're known for their high crime rates, but to each their own.

>>76206809
get a green card, then enlist in the military.

you will be fast tracked to citizenship

>>76210820
The hardest part is to make a photo, they have
very specific requirements. Otherwise the registration is very simple and I did it myself

>>76206809
Marry me and get citizenship

>>76211148
are you a girl (female) ?

>>76207571
Kansasbro here, can confirm this is in fact God's country.

>>76211016
Good thing our authorities are quite anal about photos on your ID as well, so the picture probably isn't a problem. Definitely going to try it this year if they don't get rid of it by then.

>>76211191
I can if you want me to be. (´・ω・｀)

>>76211310
where you at bb?

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>>76211310

>>76206809
>become a permanent resident somehow
>enlist in the military
>apply for citizenship
I think they removed the time in country requirement for military personnel

>>76211271
Hey german, I hope you make it to this amazing country, good luck.

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>>76211482
Thanks Montanabro, I hope so too. I'd love to either move to Montana or New Hampshire. Have to make up my mind on which one to visit first though.

>>76211753
>Have to make up my mind on which one to visit first though.
Montana if you like camping and fishing, New Hampshire if you want to see some cool towns

>>76209504
Chicago is nice if you stay away from the black and Hispanic parts

>>76209235
Russian is the third most spoken language after Spanish and English in Oregon. Washington is really nice too.

>>76211881
That's kind of the problem, I love mountains, wilderness and outdoor stuff, but I also dig the cozy New England atmosphere, so it's tough to make up my mind.

>>76212046
There's still a lot of outdoorsy stuff to do in New Hampshire. idk about mountains but you wouldn't be too far away from the mountains in New York

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to which state do I have to move that resembles pic related the most? just nice small comfy towns in a mountain area with a lot of forests?

>>76212297
Washington

>>76206809
Are you coming as a student?

>>76212335
As an expat

>>76212104
I really don't know yet, though New England has the distinct advantage of being quite a bit closer to europe, so the flight is going to be a lot less expensive and wouldn't take as long. I'll have to see once I'm more serious about it though.

Can you buy green cards on the deep web?

Bist du aus Bayern? Dann wirst du den süddeutschen Standard vermissen. Es ist wirklich besser hier als drüben, aber sieh es dir an - Erfahrung ist immer gut.

fuck off we're full

>>76212473
Why New Hampshire as opposed to Maine or Massachusetts?

>>76217298
Masshole seems like lib central with laws according to that. Also a lot more crowded. Maine looks really nice as well, but I'm really digging the whole live free or die thing.

all my exes live in texas thats why i hang my hat in tennessee

>>76206809
Basically impossible in 2 years. Even if you got married to an American, that just puts you slightly ahead of the line and will still take like 5 years.

Used to be that you could invest $500,000+ in the US and get a fast track to citizenship, but thanks to (((Kushner))), that loophole is going to get patched up soon.

>>76218340
Why would they try and make it harder for investors with a lot of money to get into the US?

>>76206809
Marry me or anyone else.

>>76208113
US is great if you dont live in a flyover state, also most americans arent really racist to asians

>>76218446
Go find yourself a woman and have children with her. Easy citizenship