>Be American
>Be fat
>Take 10 waddles down the road
>Get shot up by Tyrone
>He takes your wallet
>Roll to the hospital using your own grease to more or less glide there
>Have to pay 120k because Trump care best care
>Motorized wheelchair home (Another $2k)
>Watch news on how current generation of peaceful protestors and college students have another "Peaceful" protest about education, and basic economics.
>Take a swig of your "Heavy Cream Wet Dreamâ„¢" transfat drink
>Feel your heart stop beating because it's covered in fat
>Cry a single cholesterol tear as you whisper
"God Bless America"
>>76204303
>In 2016, /int/ released this; Toad, their most accomplished meme. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Easter?" A meme so catchy, most people probably don't read the threads. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures chocolate egg and the importance of Jesus. It's also a personal statement about christendom. Hey, Paul !
>>76204551
TRY TO NOT CELEBRATE EASTER NOW YOU DUMB AMERIFAT
>>76204303
>Motorized wheelchair home (Another $2k)
You get an ambulance ride home for $2k idiot. I bet you think you are pretty smart.
>>76204663
Wow ! You fucking rekt that dude ! You must be pretty alpha.
>>76204750
I put the A in alpha.
>>76204827
Do you want to put the cock in me ?
>>76204977
I never turn down a french boipussy.
They have money to do that, we don't
Lards completely and utterly exacerbated