>tfw in 2 months this board will be full of americans laughing

>>76194592
>americans are so fat they are going to eat the sun

>tfw can't see it from my city

>>76194592
tfw have never seen an eclipse
we are so poor we can't even afford natural events

>>76194734
giggled desu

Cos the US is by far the most mighty country in the world so there's no country that the American can't look down on and laugh at. Just accept it as a fate

>>76194734
does being poor have anything to do with not affording to see an eclipse? it doesn't cost at all if it happens in the sky of your country in the first place

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>>76194734
>politicians are so corrupt they stole the eclipse
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

>>76194794
what a funny guy you are

Sucks to be all y'all. I just have to drive 20 miles to see the full eclipse.

>>76194592
Solar and lunar eclipses are pretty darn common. Even blood moons happen every couple of years.

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Potatoes flied in thick heavy oil for Americans are healthy vegetables.

>>76194973
The issue is that many eclipses happen in the middle of nowhere.

>>76194985
>flied

Stop being so stereotypical, Hiro

>>76194592
most americans will not even see the eclipse anyways, and the ones in here wouldn't leave the basement anyways

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>>76194985
Damn, I miss the good old days when Burger came wrapped in a nice, sturdy styrofoam box, with some of the cheese glued to the edges. Most of /int/ wasn't even born then.

According to the maps I'll get a great view of it

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>I have to drive to a remote region in order to see it.