/cum/

>>76180865
MIDBEST
I
D
B
E
S
T

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>why yes i'm monolingual. i am on an even lower level than illegal spics who barely speak english

I know a tiny bit of Spanish but not enough to say that I know Spanish and thus am monolingual

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mmmm englishhhh *drools*

I really really want to learn another language specifically spanish but I feel like I have no time

I want to
>go to the gym regularly
>do decently well in school
>study spanish sort of on the side

I truly think that is NOT so much to ask and a perfectly realistic goal but I just can't fucking pull it together

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I'm a proud Norwegian

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learned hiragana today

I have Catholic icons hanging around my house

smile for me sweetie

the absolute madman

/dead/

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>>76180960

t. Minnesota

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/fr/

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>>76181277
you like it?

>>76181632
there's a she nigger in the closet
let it out so it can breathe
ahahh ahahh

Tri-lingual
true citizen of North America

>>76180903
West is Best
East is shit

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guess the game

The shit mystery works in my favor yet again

If southern Ontario became part of the US would it be part of the northeast or the midwest?

doesn't matter

doesnt not matter

Business idea: take some more ibuprofein to stop my neck hurting.

Ontario could annex Pennsylvainaia

business idea: give me a kiss

>>76182302
Fact: Ontarians are the strongest race in the world.

>>76182309
*farts in your open mouth*

>>76182385
Where the fuck is Ryan lately. The three of us basically own this general.

is it bad if i lust for my cousin

>>76182473
Not if you lived like 100 years ago

>>76182302
unrealistic fan fiction

>>76182447
No idea. Are you non-swimmer anon or is that Ryan?

>>76182473
Only if you have a minuscule speck of self respect.

>>76182566
The whole world belongs to Canada.

>>76182607
I'm the one whom can't swim. Ryan is from Ottawa

but she is so petite

i just wanna kiss her tummy

America is the greatest country on the planet and Texas is the greatest state

mini donuts
there good

Texas is the reason that the president is dead

>>76182473
I do too, but only a cousin I met just once at a family gathering and never knew existed

She was HOT and I totally would

>76182660
>i just wanna kiss her tummy
Just called the federales, enjoy your irl ban

>>76182723
What're you on about

>>76182652
*splashes you*

tfw no petite young mexican gf

Is this post-music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmwDaFdVd8U

debating if I should purchase some herbal jew

Mexican girls are cute

>>76182762
Texas is full of unamerican faggots

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Just got back from traveling Europe lads. Heres my opinions. France is the GOAT. Norway is pretty cool. England, Ireland, and Germany were shit holes. Switzerland was very quiet and comfy.

simple as

>>76182924
I'm HEEM you for that

>>76182950
I doubt you could you unamerican wimp

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>>76182975
Fuck you, skeleton cunt

How do I become an intellectual? At least enough to trick 95% of people into thinking I'm one

>>76183618
read the Stranger

>>76182864
Yes.

>>76183618
Read a lot of books and listen more than you speak.

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I want a girlfriend who calls me onii-chan buds

>>76183715
hello onii-chan

Reminder: Danes are only cute online.

having a small penis increases brain power

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>>76183745
B-but you're not a girl

>>76183794
Then explain Japan!

>>76183794
This must be why I'm so dumb

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Having a small penis is banned

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>>76183781
fake news: also in real life
canadians are also cute
>>76183815
how do you know i'm not a girl?

If I was a streamer would you subscribe to my channel???

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I have a big penis.

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>>76183887
Because girls don't exist

>>76183794
explain women

>>76183913
I don't subscribe to anything

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>>76183913
um no

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>having a small penis increases brain power

>>76183961
whichmst you'll never get to use

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>>76184029
ummm, no sweetie. that's not how it works. i will get a qt gf this year. she's going to love my rocks and my rock collection.

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>>76183972
>>76183986

>>76183968
penis == brain power
no penis == no brain power

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>>76184073
ok. The year is almost over though

>>76184073
I can't post that image becuase i'm not using my PC, I think you know what image I'm talking about.

>>76184161
I don't believe that Ryan will get a gf this year

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>>76183964
>>76184073
umm guys just reminding you that girls do exist because i'm here.

Ok sweetie?

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tfw all the other torontonian posters change they'reir regional flag because of me

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>>76184213
Proofs?

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>>76184228
We are a big Ontario family!

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Does your state pollute a lot?

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>>76184297
yeah

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>>76184176
this one? otherwise i need more hints.
>>76184213
h-hey wanna go get a hot chocolate.
>>76184207
Shut. The. Fuck. It's okay everyone entilted to their own opinions.

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>>76184310

>>76184348
It is a screen cap... of something you posted... I am holding you accountable for _______ _ __

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>>76184355
>coal

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>>76184501
oh right that... well, i still think i have better odds this year than any other year of my life.

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The hoppy, feminizing taste of an independent locally crafted India pale ale

>>76184355
I like the effort to produce wind.

why is there a show dedicated to men dressing as whorish women on cable

hello friendos

>>76184688
>feminizing
uhhh I'm not sure that's a good thing to drink

>>76184785
come on anon, everybody's doing it :^)

>>76184754
*brooklyn accent* why hello there how might one such as yourself be doing on a fine day such as this?

>>76184750
>2017

>>76184867
Pretty good, eh?

where can i get a moon pie

>>76184310
Yes

>>76184837
I like IPA, cider (without added sugar) and citris infusion beers.

>>76184933
eh

*offers you drugs*

But mostly I vape weed.

my seconds, minutes, hours go to the almighty dollar

I'm at the amusement park

>>76183794
true

>>76184297
Russian Girls were meant for Japanese cock

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What's the most Canadian thing I could do, besides shitpost of course?

http://www.costumebliss.com/131364+skeleboner+costume

>>76185261
go on some rides then

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i don't drink anymore because i just fall asleep

>>76185397
chillax with a brewski and some quality bud

>go to the waterpark with a group of friends
>every trashy white girl has a black dude hanging off her ass
>every hispanic kid has a chest and back tattoo, literally one kid was 14 with a back tattoo of some guys name
am i missing something or

>>76185423
Drinking makes me giggle at my own jokes uncontrollably and then sleepy

>>76185404
I'm averaging 15-20 minutes in line and have gotten in 4 rides

I should move to Montreal

>>76185470
white men are to blame for this weakness

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ITS SO FUCKING HOT

>>76185443
I don't have a weedman though.

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The skeleton costume daredevil consists of black suit with bone imprint, skeletal gloves and white vinyl mask with black hood.The special thing about our horny skeleton costume is controllable via a pump huge bone penis.The above air pressure functioning skeletal penis can move up and down and wobbles back and forth joyfully.The horny skeleton costume is sexy Partyhit and makes itself on the scariest Halloween party for the necessary Lacher.The proud men Costume You're perfect for the bachelor party, dressed bachelor party or stag party and gladden you the biggest boner you had been in your pants.More fun and frivolous costumes like or the Spitting Llama Apron you find in our original horror shop.The unique and funny horny skeleton costume is One Size fits up to a size of about182 and ca.80kg.(Own penis length does not matter).

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>>76185564
>mfw AC at full blast all day
>cost not a concern
>mfw poorfags die off

Kinda want a CB radio in my car to talk to truckers
anyone ever done that before

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>>76185576

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>>76185564

Holy fucking shit
If you're on a laptop hit Windows Key and X

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>>76185717
F.U.C.K.

>Windows

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>>76185712

>>76185712
Humans are not meant to live in places like that

>>76185470
is is any wonder why young (primarily white) males are dropping out of society?

>>76185712
anything above 30 is too hot

>>76185780
I am ashamed

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>tfw black republican in California

>>76185845
meant for
>>>76185774

>>>76185774

eating dinner with my waifu

>>76185864

where u at, senpai

>>76185888
I impregnated your waifu

>>76185864
>party affiliation in 2017
absolutely fucking disgusting. Republicans have all the power in the world right now and they don't know what to do besides fuck up. Democrats should be easily combating this but they're instead stick to the same old "muh identity politics" that worked so well in the last election. Neither side gives a shit about their constituents and its amazing that people still delude themselves this much

*you're

shall not attempt to bang my sister while our parents are out out of town for the week

*still offers you drugs then peer pressures you into doing them*

>>76185915
San Jose

>>76185959
quality post
too bad you will get shit for it

>>76185999

ah, hello pajeet

>>76185961
To who the fuck are you replying? be more specific, asshole

>>76185986
where u at p-ham?

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toronto you go to queen's? what do you study?

wanna be my friend?

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>>76185997
lol gay

i wish i had a little sister so i could steal her panties

>>76186044
I live in toronto and just graduated queens ganna miss it

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>>76186044
stop asking everyone on what they are studying, anon. It's weird

*whom
*Be
*.

>>76186023
Hello Raj. You from San Jose too?

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>>76186044
nope, I stole the identity of another tripcunt
and we are already friends

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>>76186064
fuck.... how long has it been chile.... where have you been?

>>76186109

I was near it. But every time I visited there were paki/poo in loos everywhere

>>76186093
Will trade a supercarrier and 2,000 burgers for Greenland

Drugs are for FAGGOTS

>>76186142
Yeah it's like Little Mumbai here unfortunately .

Only colored people cant swim

i wish i had a big sister with enormous breasts

>>76186209

Ive seen chinks/flips swimming all the time

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>>76186209
>tfw black
>tfw learned to swim at the age of three

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>>76186093
i heavily judge people based on what they study.

>>76186064
>>76186185
come on anon, don't you wanna be like the cool kids?

don't be a fucking nerd

>>76186209
If public pools weren't so fucking disgusting and unsanitary I mightn't of skipped all my swimming lessons

>>76186266
No thanks

>>76186272
>have a toilet flag
>be afraid of swimming in a public pool

>>76186135
it has been a lot of time......

>>76186272
You're local community didn't have a clean facility? No lakes or vacations? Were you impoverished growing up?

>>76186327
Asked her why she's dressed like that

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>>76186326
*hugs u*
i missed you...

>>76186320
>>76186339
Lake Ontario is where all our sewage ends up. won't catch me swimming in that swamp

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People need to STOP thinking about doing immoral things with your siblings.

It just ain't right.

>>76186327
Feed her eggs and make sure she gets a good sleep

I want to beat up my sister

she's a dork and super annoying

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Watched the video of the right wing girl living in japan that henrico recommended, don't care for her content but I wouldnt mind talking to her irl

>>76186365
i missed you too....

OFFICIAL GREAT LAKE POWER RANKINGS

1. Michigan
POWER GAP
2. Superior
3. Ontario
4.Huron
LARGE POWER GAP
5. Erie

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>power gap
>followed by the next sequential number

>>76186458
We have the most fabulous trump supporters don't we folks?

>>76186451
Superior
Huron
Ontario
Michigan


Erie


St. Clair

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going to go get some exercise. be good while i'm gone.

*looks denmark right in the eyes*

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What's the most Mexican thing I can do, besides behead rival cartel members?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl3l8VlDjnY

Gonna have some homemade tamales later buds

*avoids eye contact and blushes*

>>76186272
Toronto pools are pretty good. Visit big ones on off/early hours fot the best exerience.

>>76186497
st. clair isnt a great lake

ive never even heard of it

>>76186563
What about public school pools. skipped almost every pool class in grade 7-9

>>76186596
hence't being at the bottom of the ranking

>>76186451
OFFICIAL /cum/ POWER RANKING

1. Me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5555. You

>>76186652
Public school pools are probably cleanest because they get used least and the teacher will foece kids to shower before they get in.

DO NOT ever go in a 'kiddie' pool if you can help it. So much urine in that water and very high chlorine leves.

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Whatever, I still don't like water and would rather drown than take swimming lesssons

So hot im dying

>>76186769
death through drowning is very uncomfortable, so I hear :]
It is a good thing to avoid.

Mena + cum would be awesome. what do you guise think?

>>76186866
I would like that.

>>76186866
We've done it before, it was fun

>>76186853
Thus by avoiding pools and open water I shall live to a ripe old age and die of heart disease.

>>76186947
>global warming
>avoiding water
hmmm I hope that works out for you

>>76186991
>>global warming
hoax

>>76186917
>>76186932
Yay. Alright so next bred it'll be then.

>loser on the internet:
"Varg is a moron, he lives in a shack on welfare lol"
>Varg:
*lives in beautiful France with a comfy lifestyle*
>loser on the internet
[autistic screeching]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5tL5LFfMts

A link to my facebooik profile for those whomven't added me yet

https://www.facebook.com
/profile.php?id=100011300414983

I am JUST SAYNG that in the 15-20s your lungs take to fill with water, you will bitterly regret the time you could have invested in learning how to swim.

>>76187130
Swimming is really fun. Don't know why people who can't swim don't just learn.

>>76187058
I saw the sadness of a thousand goodbyes in your eyes
I saw the loneliness of a thousand years in your eyes

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>walk upstairs
>temperature rises at least 15 degrees

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>he can't scuba dive

PLEB

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>>76187416
Post weather.

>>76187463
>arab men are insects
>arab men swarm helpless women
hehe

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>>76187513

[dying internally]

>>76187501
I'm afraid of dying underwater. I do want to go scuba diving though.

>>76187559
>excessive heat warning
>94 degrees
Californians are PUSSIES

>>76187589

its for the rest of the week

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>tfw weather is pretty comfy this week

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comfy

>>76187564
it was scary to be honest.

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>tfw got a new AC system a little while ago
Very comfy feeling.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>76187690
>65% humidity

>>76187690
>65% humidity
kys, save your soul

>>76187093
*About to find out*
SO YOU BE SAYING
*Tells you to stay with your tribe but moves away from his tribe*
SO LIKE *SMACKS LIPS*
*Takes more welfare the more kids he has*
WE SUM KINNA
*Kills euronymous and claims self defence but doesn't want to talk about it*
PAGANZ AND SHEEEIT

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kinda wanna jerk off but i'm trying to hold back the lewd thoughts.

>>76187865
french are nordic

Hey this is pretty good

http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/

Varg is pretty dumb in the fact that he knows nothing about his own people's history. Someone should introduce him to genetic anthropology, but you already know he wouldn't understand it or misconstrue it somehow

a flip girl liked my facebook post

I hope she's a Dutdut fan

not a big fan of Filipinos desu

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I want to learn Portuguese but am poor and my university cut funding for Portuguese, what do

>>76188243

same

she is like 14 you perverts

i'm flippin out!

Wait 4 years

>>76188266
I don't know fucknut maybe learn it on your own with the actual goddamn ocean of free resources available I dunno

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*tries not to jerk off*

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kawaii

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>fucknut

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>>76188405

Can a burger bro help me write the lyrics of this song? I've written most of it based on my understanding of burger language but some words are garbled and I cant decipher them properly ecspecially at the end. Some of the lyrics probably needs corrections

The song in question
http://videos.theonion.com/music/Bomb_New_York.mp3

Here's what I thought the lyrics are:

Those Terrorists tried to get us
Drop them planes right out the sky
But didnt stop america
when them new york people die

they try to take out new york city
but the USA is tough
true heart of america
hell it didnt even get scarred

so bring it on all summer
we dare you just to try
fall out of your stinkin cave
and meet this evil eye to eye

airplanes missiles nukes and bombs
nine eleven times ten
you couldnt take the big apple down
you better try again

bring it on now
bomb new york
we still be standing tall
new york will take it all

bomb new york
light up the new york sky
like the fourth of july

watchin on the tv news
sittin on our porches
while new yorkers go up in flames
like a million burnin torches

the water supply aint guarded
there a valve at 45th and 9th
trough which you could easily introduce hemoraggic fever, toxins into the municipal water supply
through an inlet pump sub station

take LA while you're at it
san francisco too
but new york's your first target
wont you serve them up their dues

bring it on now
bomb new york
we still be standing tall
new york will take it all

Bomb New york
Kill all them jews and gays
It's time for judgement day

Take out mid town, uptown and village Soho and [????]
Take out wall street, broadway time square and the [yulen?]
the ?????

Bring it on now
Bomb new york
Drop a megaton
?????? and done???
bomb new york
we shouldnt give a damn
sincerely uncle sam

Pls help me bros. I've been a fan of this song since it came out. Can't find the full lyrics everywhere because its so obscure

Shan't be reading the post above me

lol cum

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i hate idiots

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>>76188405
the one on the left is the cutest

cant find the USB stick I just had

Business pro tip: Put all of your money in penny stocks, they cost only a dollar each meaning you can always buy more

nvm found it

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What's the first word that pops into your head when you see this image?

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>>76188517

>>76188642

>why does this idiot keep shilling cryptocurrencies

>>76188642
Mom's '04 Toyota

>>76188473
>Take out mid town, uptown and village Soho and [????]
>Take out mid town, uptown and village Soho and Bronx

>Take out wall street, broadway time square and the [yulen?]
>Take out wall street, broadway time square and the U.N
O maybe referring to yulan?

>?????? and done???
Don't know?

>>76188473
anyone?

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By no means am I shilling bitb, I just love the goofy little fucker they have for the logo

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>>76188724

>>76188722
The part in that song is extremely garbled.
its at 2:56 ish in the song

The song came from this onion skit and I've been a fan of it since it came out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WlnSaIwfEg

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should i smash this into tiny pieces?

it's the only video game i play.

>>76188405
Who's the one on the left please

I'll put a certain amount of every paycheck into my tax free savings account and invest it into dividend paying stocks. The TFSA combined with my pension plan means when I retire I will have a very comfortable amount of money saved up and a good income until I die.

>>76188722
>Take out mid town, uptown and village Soho and Bronx
thanks I've added the correction

>>76188829

mail it to me, famalam

>>76188857
>not having your savings in crypto

>>76188926
The internet won't exist in 20 years.

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wish i had a dick

>>76188967
whats the point in being alive then?

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>>76188967
b-but what about lamboland?

>>76189012
My only goal in life is to find the answer to that question.

>>76188818
>>76188876
ah look listen if you download the song from the onion website

You can actually see the lyrics by clicking on the subtitles button (in windows 8)

this are the lyrics
>?????? and done???
>on susan sarandon

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>>>/v/380907535

>waiting for food at taco Bell
>Put my drinks by the condiment island and stand a few feet away
>Thicccccc black girl orders and waits next to my drinks
>Faces me with her big tiddies
>Food comes and go to grab my drinks but accidentally touch her butt
>She giggles and looks at me
>Spill my spaghetti say sorry and walk out

I feel like I could have played my cards there desu but I can't handle thicccccc black girls

>>76189155
Zero self control

>>76189155

I told you to mail it to me

got some dunkin donuts

Hello ameri fags.

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>>76189175
Z.E.R.O.

>>76189194

sup

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>>76188818
>>76189069

Got some dubs

Came to the epiphany that the pop song that goes "FOR YOOOU FOR YOOOU" is about necrophilia
>You will never sleep alone
>I'll love you long after you're gone

>>76189069
oooooh thanks dude youre a lifesaver
dunno why in VLC the lyrics never showed up

youre the best

>>76189277
I love you

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>>76189419
>>76189303
No prob, dude

55 gigs takes a long time to download

It's been about a year and a half since Jotolisco gave me a (You)
Really wish she'd visit us sometime

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>spend all day dowloading a wii iso
>doesnt even work

might become vegetarian but not a vegan

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>I will never be ship wrecked on a island full of asean qts

>>76189589
I could never be a vegan, need eggs and cheese in my life

>>76189659
i love milk

wouldn't become one for long but maybe until july

>>76189690
Please delete this.

>>76189163
she probably had a kid. most really hot black girls have I've ever met had a kid before they were 20.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7knIi3LGf4M

>>76189926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLFfSDEA26o

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i had mostly stopped playing, but i just need to cut it off completely.

also this thing is sturdy as fuck, tried going throught the start button.

>>76190024

MAIL

IT

TO

ME

>>76190024
im officially kicking you our of gamergate

>>76190024
I will pick it up in person, pay you $200 and smarsh it to pieces for /cum/ to see

>>76190085
i cut the wires it's ded senpai

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new bread when

new

>>76190229
>>76190229
>>76190229

>>76190242
>>76190242
>>76190242

based janny

the janny man's afoot

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janny is among us, behind while he does it for free

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>>76190238
>>76190247

fug