Share weird stories of what happened to you when you were abroad.

>>76174502
Bump.

>>76174502
I met an azeri here in spain he was cool guy, we took some bears, i told him im armenian heritage, he said he hates whats going on between us and azerbaijani azeris are neaderthals he says NKR is armenian and aliev is using it to stay in power.

My faith in the azeri ppl was restored to 1%. but maybe he was using taqqiyah and will behead me next time he sees me.

>>76174502
i went to brazil and some lady slapped me with her penis

>>76174502
How's ramadan in azerbaijan? Is it cold?

Delet this

>>76175581
Heavy rains everyday desu.
Also, I convinced my neighbor not to fast, so I won a 40 years more in jahannam.

>>76175370
>will behead me next time he sees me
Nah, he will wait until you fall asleep.

>>76175662
Why do that? Was he sick?

>>76175757
She. And she's 17. Not the good time to eat less when your body is growing.

>>76175801
I sense sexual tension

>>76175902
Nah, m8. More likely a fatherly feelings.
I never had a thing for girls much younger than me.

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>>76174502

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>>76174502
SMALL

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>>76174502
FOAMY

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>>76174502
B E E R S
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>>76176199
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>>76176264
>i did it mum

>>76176048
How old are you?

>>76177063
31 and a month.

Fug it, another bump.

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>>76175370
>we took some bears