Culture Pals - /cp/

1st for never trust polish

2nd for Thai power hour

>>76170802
Never trust in anyone, not even yourself.

4rd for slavic qts

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first for 10 wieners 3 messages

>>76170870
>10 wieners 3 messages
wake up

>tfw no russian gf

>>76170678

Dangerous

>>76170920
Imagine losing your qt to another inter/pal/ and then seeing him brag about it on /cp/

>>76170907
it's so familiar

>>76170945
*teleports behind your qt*
heh nothing personnel kid

>>76170945

I stole an anon's QT and posted her lewd messages to me on here without realizing it. So.. it probably would happen

>>76171001
>Italoshqip stealing your qt

why even live

>>76171043
Sorry Austriapal, my shqip blood is specialised in stealing

/cp/ on thriving community watch
what went so right?

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Germans, stop not responding to me. It's not even funny at this point.

>>76171089
Especially when it comes to geopolitics

Does anyone here not like when girls paint their nails? I think it looks stupid Tbh

>>76171160
Same. I also hate makeup

>>76171227
You dont hate makeup you just prefer natural makeup

>>76171160
Depends on shape and colour
It's either nice or shitty, no middle field

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>Viewed 9 times
>Zero message

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What do?

>>76171380
but it's closer

>>76171267
make your profile less boring, give them an easy in

pomade has just arrived

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>>76171422
ukraine is closer but only by bit

>>76171227

Yeah I also don't like when girls wear super bright/dark red lipstick.

Customs opened my package, threw everything back without any care, and now the shirt i sent her was covered in molten chocolate because apparently they also left it out in the sun all day. RRRREEEEEEE

My qt had to wash it by hand.

>>76171465
no, not just "a bit" but if not you talking about kaliningrad

>>76171267
If I was Korean I'd transform my home into a European Koreaboo brothel.

Seriously though, do Koreans get a lot of messages from Koreaboos?

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>qt asks who my best friend is
>have no friends

>>76171507

>You

>>76171504
kalingrad is russia is it not?

>>76171507
How do you deal with this? Can't just reveal your power level like that

>>76171569
it's russia

>>76171507
"It's *name*, I met him in elementary school."
God, not too difficult

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>>76171532
Great idea, then friendzone myself

>76171570
My ex knew I had no friends

>>76171506
It's just an illusion, they're just idiots who like handsome Asian

If you are handsome, you get more messages than Koreans from koreaboo

>>76171590
its dont

>>76171707
kaliningrad is russia
like crimea :^)

>>76171500

What country?

>>76171507

We are your friends! :D

>>76171764
corrupt af vietnamese customs looking for money probably

>>76171733
so you mean de facto but not de jure?

>>76171825
it depends
but for kaliningrad it's true in both situations

>>76171864
so it is unlike crimea then

kalingrad is btw only 2 degrees more west than ukraine

>>76171809

Ohh you're the guy with the rich VC?

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Korean girl I'm talking to is doing an MA in France.

She's been pickpocketed in Paris, Lyon and Rennes within the space of a year.

>tfw no swedish gf

>>76172059
Fool me once...

im telling you hellotalk is where its at.

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>>76171507
I'm your friend :)

>>76172134
Do you get nudes there?

>>76172059
lol

>>76170998
yeah
so i have a couple of options this year
should i go on vacation to russia, serbia, croatia, somewhere else or just kill myself? i dont want to ever return from vacation to my old life anyway

>>76172190
I think you should get away from Balkan as far as possible, Hrvoje

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>>76171707
germans voted with both hands to give kaliningrad to russia so it is

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>>76171267
unlucky m8

>>76171945
>Baltiysk - Lauterbourg
>Paccтoяниe: 1 022,71 km (635,48 miles.)
>Chop - Lauterbourg
>1 029,81 km (639,90 miles.)
ok you're right

>>76172190
serbia and croatia, will be pretty cool historical tour

>>76172187
I'm too beta for that but I'm sharing photos of me with girls (there request)

My phone was exploding with new chats, you don't have to spend 3 hours reading through someones profile, you just message "hi" and 90 percent of the time she will respond and you will have a good conversation. Unlike on interpals where every girl says don't message saying hi and you have to spend about 20 minutes reading through her profile just to think of something to say, just for her to ignore you.

>I'm too beta for that but I'm sharing photos of me with girls (their request)

What I mean is just normal selifes through the app and snapchat, don't know how to get nudes though.

>>76172134
I second this. It's so much easier and you don't need to worry about making some attractive profile. If you like Chinese girls then it's an even bigger bonus.

>>76172384
>you have to spend about 20 minutes reading through her profile just to think of something to say, just for her to ignore you

tfw you will never be this much of a beta brainlet

>>76172533
When she sends pics, flirt a bit, tease, see if she's into you. If she flirts back, start talking about what you'd do to her. I've discovered chicks love dirty talk even more than your weiner. Show some good aesthetic features you have. When she's warmed up and wet, ask.

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So this is just a homo trying to get me to ask him something lewd, right?

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>>76172636
>Show some good aesthetic features you have.

>>76172702
Yes

>>76172702
Tell him to post his bling-a-cing ITT

>>76172738
Diet and lift

>>76172702

Make him fist himself.

>>76172636
>chicks love dirty talk even more than your weiner

t. dicklet

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>>76172702
ok I think this message works

>>76172835
Average dicc desu, my qts like it :3

If you are under 6 ft you should just switch your gender to female

>>76173067
D-dont bully, i-it's not my fault

>>76171507
What about us anon?

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>>76173067

ill put you 6 feet under

>>76173123
I have unironically described the thread as my best friend before

>>76171700
Wish people in my country would message me desu

>>76171700
>Handsome asian
Is there such a thing? I usually compare handsome to good looking masculine men, which korean men are most certainly not.

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>>76171507
>admit to her I don't have any friends
>she's the same and we bond over it

>>76173143
>I have friends from all over the world and we just hang around and banter with each other, sometimes have some drinks and listen to music
Pretty accurate desu

>>76173219
there are some, few and far between
basically none of them are on interpals because if you're a genuinely tall, handsome korean dude you're gonna be swimming in it

>new skype update now has a last active timer

Fucking great

>>76170857
Good 4.

>>76171422
Well, it's one Ukraine closer.
So not that much.

the second I mention the slightest bit of money, shes like moth to a light and asks for my skype

>he doesn't surf interpals while getting paid
Stupid neets, when will you guys learn?

>>76173794
do it all the time

>>76173794
>work on Saturdays

How's that job at Teknikmagasinet going

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>>76173794
>wageslaving on a saturday

>>76173833
Lousy, as I have never set my foot inside one of those stores

wtf I'm talking to qts but I still want to kill myself

>>76173904
Get pucci

>>76173794
>he doesn't browse interpals while in his underpants on holiday from uni

When will wage slaves ever learn?

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>>76173904
>tfw you're being ignored for the 3rd day by the girl that you want to know better and the urge to kill yourself is higher than ever.

>>76174014
Can't understand what's wrong with this Schumacher's statue.

What are you listening to /cp/?

>>76174772

nothing, I'm watching Travel Channel

>>76174834
What is what you are watching about?

>>76174772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afPr8dGq6qU

>>76174857

Andrew Zimmern is in Tokyo and showing some good food

>unironically like watching catfish the tv show
>feel like listing it on my profile would make me look suspicious as fuck

>>76175026
Always preferred fat baldy to pretentious Bourdaine

rare card
https://www.interpals.net/Ojanne

>>76175196

Same. Anthony Bourdain gets political, whereas Andrew Zimmern just likes his food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqVd3G0-NA

I'm without cigs, beer, food, water and love, wbu?

>>76175344
sounds like the typical day in South America

>>76174014
O pior é que minha vontade de me churrascar é tão grande que não quero nem entrar no interpals, vou só ficar bostejando aqui...

>>76175453
Wow, you're so funn(morbid)y

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angry potato

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>she UNIRONICALLY asked if Kentucky was a big city

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>Chats with main qt just consists of sex and what we're going to do with each other sexually when i visit.

I miss when we were just friends and actually had interesting conversations, now we just talk like two horny teenagers.

>>76176086
>tfw 1/4 irish
:'(

>>76176086
shes fairly good looking too; /hiberniangirl

>>76176688
fag

>>76176688

You should have intellectual conversations

>>76176688
I know that feeling

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>tfw 6 different qts who speak 4 different languages across 3 different messaging apps
who else /stressed/ here?

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>>76177284
>talking to 5 qt's who require your constant attention on whatsapp

>>76177284
>>76177349
ever sent a message/picture/recording to the wrong person?
>>76176688
S T I C C
but nice tho, looks like a small yet comfy butt

>>76172384
What language do you pick?

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Guys, what do i reply to dear ol' Beverly?

>>76177568
Russian.

>>76177786

>Show your tits you cow

>>76177900
hahahaha, i would love to but i dont wish to be banned

>>76177284
>>76177349
>tfw your side qts are needier than your main qt and you forget what you were taking about with your main qt

>>76177918

Nah. You wont be banned :^)

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>>76178070
I got banned in the past for pic related so idk you tell me

Who collecting /daddyissuesgirls/?
>>76171507
I tell them I haven't got close friends, but I got plenty of people I hang out with sometimes. Easy enough, you autistic sperg. Haha benis in bagina :-DDD

>>76178115
kek, can you post the copypasta here?

>>76178158
i dont have it in text anymore, that was 4 years ago soon, i think you should find it if you google it

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>>76178115

>decide to say fuck it, upload my /fit/ mirror selfie
>girls flock the fuck in
>read through their profiles, one even said that they don't want to talk to guys taking shirtless mirror selfies

women are a joke

So I made an account and started talking to some qts from Korea. Their profiles saying they're interested in flirting and a relationship; how do I collect my e-GF?

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>>76178260
backstory, i had changed my location to Nigeria for both of these meanwhile i still had my white pictures up

A fairly good looking poo in loo
/geetanjalis13

>swedish qt is online but wont open my message

>>76178546
u ugyl son

>>76178832
I think it's just the country I live in. I love to blame it.

>>76178978
Country doesn't really mean anything tbfh.

But she's probably not into you or it could just be her logging in her account and forgetting about it while doing something around the house irl tbqh. If it happens a lot, yeah, find someone who thinks of you as their main. Pretty much all of the girls that I've met very pretty much there for the most of their waking hours.

Being Austrian is not a bad at al.

>>76179064
I live in the UAE. I'm just back home in Austria because I have a couple of weeks off. I literally spent half of my holidays fucking around on IP.

>>76177786
Man how is it even possible to have this little confidence. Poor Bev haha

>>76179120
How'd you go about getting a job in UAE?

>>76179120
>arab anything on interpals
But your profile country is Austria, right?

Well lad tbf, if in past you've managed to consistently attract girls, it means you are handsome to some degree, if you have an extremely hard time doing that and girls treat you as a friend, you need to max out your looks or become a political leader, my Austrian friend.

>>76179186
Well, through connections more or less. I got the opportunity and I took it. I would've never thought about moving to Dubai a year ago lmao. I will probably leave and continue my studies after this year though

>>76179231
Nah, it's UAE. I'm actually shocked because people literally think that the UAE is no different to KSA.

Fuck, is WA down for anyone else?

I've tried everything and am now pretty sure that either my local WA server is having problems or I'm shadowbanned.

>>76179321
Most of people know fuck at all about Arab states. You fuck anyone there?

>>76179334
i have 0 issues on WA atm, must be you bebe

>>76179410
Fuck.
My messages are only getting one grey tick.
This means that their servers have received it, right?

>>76179480
1 tick: server received
2 ticks: qt received

>>76179382
Barely, I mean there's a lot of Russian qts here but they're mostly straight gold diggers.
The UAE is quite a bad place when it comes to dating.

>>76179480
means they are sent, just not received on the other end, she isnt online

I miss my Interpals ex.

>>76179578
She's always online at this and another qt isn't receiving it either.


>>76179543
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Might try using a vpn if this doesn't improve soon.

>>76179557
What about Austria? Latvian girls are really good, but I live in a small shithole and the local population is tiny, so there isn't much to go about. Wish I was in big city making big cums in pussy :-DD

Befriend with random people around the globe til they have someone else to talk


fug, I'm sad

>>76179650
Yeah I guess Austrian girls are easy. Especially if you're from a northern country, that's interesting to them

>>76179714
I thought Austrians weren't into the whole "tall handsum, blond Northern euro" meme. Aren't you pretty fair too?

>>76179579

I miss you too.

no WhatsApp issues for me

Thanks britbong for blocking me for no reason :(

>>76179863
Just got messaged by my main qt.
Maybe she and my side qt were both offline, interesting.

>>76180082
do u have big dik

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>>76180148
for you

>>76180082
Quality pipi

>>76180208
wanna fuk
i will take ferry to stokhelm
you meet me in terminal stetion and i fuk u in ass
ok? not gay if in stokholm and on vacation, you know the rules frend

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>>76180208
rasist

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>I'm a huge fan of Finland!

>>76180391
I am. :)
I had a Finnish qt, your women are autistic, but sure she was kinky.

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>>76180391
>i like HIM and Nightwish I like Finland!

>>76180284
ok mi frind but i got ads

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hello friends

>>76180491
i got hiv wanna trade :-DDDDDDDDD

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>>76180291
>>76180391
>>76180452

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>>76180497
fix ed

>>76180497
hallo

>tfw supposed to fly today
>tfw had to cancel everything cause Kidney stones

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76180452
Children of Bodom and Nightwish*

What's wrong with this? Is there anything else I should know before moving in?

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>>76180531
Sure, got to catch it all :----DDDDD

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>>76180600
öööööögh

>tfw the only visit that you've got is 16yo turkey bot

>>76180574
Fly where?

>>76180654
I'm serious though, I'm already autistic enough, all I need now is basic grasp of the language and I'll be stealing yo gurls in no time

>Tfw no Russian gf

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What to do when girl says you looked better in picture than video?

>>76180786
Swedish is super easy :^)

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>>76180758


post profile

>qt redhead from Ukraine visits me
>17

Not waifuable YET

>>76180762

To Funland

>>76180857
/KebabQueenn

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Why Turkish girls like Finland?

>>76178036
>iktf
Best feeling ever, I wish we didn't stop talking though, now it's just the soon-to-be misses

>>76180940
Everyone like eastern Sweden

>>76180864

What are you doing here?

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>>76180940
they donts

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>>76180970

Except Sweden

>>76180848
Swedish is disgusting though

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>>76181025
Sweden love eastern Sweden, don't be silly

>>76180983

Was gonna stay for a week, then go to Spen.

>>76181082
Spen is dead anyway, the country is one fire

>>76176688
I know that feel, dude

>>76177523
>ever sent a message/picture/recording to the wrong person?

Nah, not yet, thank god.

Need to make myself shit within the next 30 minutes lads, what do?

Friend messaged me first for the first time in about a month
Weird feeling I thought she was bored of me

>>76181776
Use your fingers, lad.
Just stick them in and pull it all out.

>>76181996
You're sick Portubro

>>76177786
Lmao, she did the exact same thing with me

Even the second message was sent 4 minutes after the first one

>>76181776
I'm lactose intollerant so drinking a couple of glasses of milk will usually make me shit.

>>76177786
She messaged me to, I replied back and then she said "lol bye" and blocked me.

I think if you don't message her back in 1 min she freaks out.

>>76172134
>download HelloTalk
>put down French for what I'm learning
>literally only Arabs and niggers
Why did it have to be like this?

>>76182276
Me too

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>>76182342
>having beta genetics

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never realised I was ugly and boring until I started using interpals haha

who here is into odinism

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how to cure mongolism

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"Omg my nose is so big and ugly"

I don't know what this girl is on, her nose is anything but big. I will never understand how female see other girls and themselves, they have such crazy different tastes. Like most guys don't like makeup but girls swear by it, even on other girls.

>join interpals thinking I'm just gonna get loads of nudes and qts
>forgot that I actually have to maintain my relationship with each qt
>panic
oh right this is why I'm alone

>>76183015
she wants you to tell her how perfect her nose is, that's all

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>>76183015
Just send her a merchant

>>76181967
My oneitis and I usually take turns on who says hey first

/GrapeJellyy

Stop trolling poor Finnbro

>>76183054

I doubt it, I dealt with enough girls to know that many genuinely see flaws where there are none.

>>76183123
>I love learning about different cultures, especially the Finnish culture. I'm learning Finnish and would love to speak it with some native speakers

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14qcwu1yDHF

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she read and went offline, how BTFO is she?

>>76183735
ESTISHITS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>76183735
a bit cringy mate

>>76183735
What does she look like?

>>76183808
t. beta lardass

>>76183812
i'd say strong 7, definitely not model tear tho imo

>>76183924
So she's a 5?

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>>76183735
hahaha fucking hell lad

>>76183963
not very good at reading comprehension eh?

>>76183924
>t. beta lardass
no no, just not autistic :^)

>>76183924
Chad isn't petty, it is a sign of compensating beta to go around doing this. I will comfort her tonight, with my dick, if you know what I am saying. ;);))

>>76180452
Is it better if I say I like Raikkonen and Hakkinen and Nightwish and of course Ievas polka and perkele ? Linus Torvalds ?

>qt reads your message but doesn't respond
>tfw not sure if she actually read it or just hit "mark all as read"

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>>76184748
its better to say "i like sweden"

dont mention us

/Thomas_Girl
???

>>76171160
What about clear nail polish?

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>>76184848
But I don't like sweden...

Binland is pretty epic on the other hand

Is webm related a typical night in Binland ?

>>76182381
Dude France died.

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>>76185031
Why don't you like Sweden

>>76184748
I'd like to add Irwin Goodman, Eppu Normaali, Klamydia and Milko Tokola to this list

>>76184811
who the fuck actually uses mark all as read?

>>76185305

What is there to like about Sweden ?

Every part of nature you've got, Norway and Binland have better ones.

Culture ? Americanization to the extreme.

I can't think of a single thing that would want to make me visit Sweden instead of Norway or Finland or for me to like it more.

>>76185332
>Klamydia

Now that's just a horrible name.

>>76185616
>I can't think of a single thing that would want to make me visit Sweden instead of Norway or Finland or for me to like it more.

This. As to the name, I assume they did it on purpose

>>76185616
I dunno, I love Sweden
In what ways do you think Sweden's culture has been americanized more than Norway and Finland?

>>76183081
That used to be how it was but then she kinda stopped doing it so I stopped messaging her cause I figured she was uninsterested

>>76185616
If you think we're americanized now you should see how frenchified we used to be

>>76186623
How was Sweden Frenchified before? Never realized.

>>76186666
Look up Gustav III, biggest ouiaboo ever. The nobility during this time preferred to speak french over swedish.

Do you hide your autismo powerlevel from qts?

>>76187156
Reveal your autism and find an autistic qt.

>>76186623
Hey at least the french had culture, unlike the USA.

>>76185992
Well... You seem to take the worst concept they have and put it to the extreme. I haven't met a swedish girl that didn't go to McDonalds had USA flag on a t-shirt, watch every crap that came out of it, and basically if some shit (especially now) is popular in America it's popular in Sweden (some get even more popular in Sweden than in USA)

>>76187156
But I'm not autistic anon :)

>>76187357
I forgot your username. Think you cna find mine?

this general is slow when one of the Brits isn't sad posting.

>>76187761
Get to it, cucky

>>76187931
I want the Korean-American to date me but cuck me for the pilot poster.

>>76187969
We can both cuck you. Although I am the prime bull.

>>76188002
Well it's up to my wife because she makes the rules.

How do I tell a girl that I don't want to talk to her

>>76188116
block her.

>>76188042
I make the rules, she's just a slut.

ooga booga where are the wifes at

>>76188275
she may be a slut for you, but to me she is my mistress.

>>76188336
That is true.
What is the girl in question kek

>>76187439

Well, that depends... what's my reward for doing so ?

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>>76188433

>>76188433
:3

>>76188546
HEy delete this you ruined the moment

>>76187357
I'm not Swedish, I moved here because I really liked the country so I'm always curious about people's opinionn on it.

I always get this feeling that people who have a strong preference for Norway, Denmark and Finland and dislike Sweden are just basing their opinion on what they read here.

>>76187969
Post profile.

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>>76188581

>>76188598
I was in Norway and Sweden and I liked Sweden way more. Oslo is shit. Went to Göteborg and fell in love with the city. But my opinion might be biased because I learned to speak Swedish myself before

What is the best nut and why is it pistachios

>>76188639
Course you'd like it Arab boy

>>76188824
Leave me alone Imran

>>76188778
The best nut is your nuts >//<

>>76188778
pistachios are pretty good but cashews are also good

>>76188778
Pistachios are good but they are expensive. Cashews and Walnuts are the best

>>76188639
I haven't been to Oslo but not even Norwegians like it.

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hmm

>>76189203
Something I`ve always wondered is why there are so many messages of this kind from Gambia and not Nigeria. Nigeria is known for scamming and has a population almost 100 times bigger than Gambia yet all messages of this kind on interpals comes from Gambia.

>>76189290
Maybe they think that because it's the "smiling coast" people will think they are friendly and trust worthy.

Hello am Emmanuel, happy to be your friend nice to meet you and best wishes to your family

>>76188547
Well I'm pretty sure I found one of your fakes at least ;)

>>76188598
Has nothing to do with what I read hear.
To be honest, Finland and Norway have much better nature.

and I know about both more, some strange traditions, some history, while sweden is kinda... boring.

I don't even like Norway all that much. Nice goddamn fjords though

Nor Binland, strange peeps, strange traditions.

But both are more interesting than Sweden.

I do know two fun facts about Sweden. One there is a legend going 'round that in the 90s the kings/princes daughter was kiddnaped and they paid off Serb mafia to retrieve here.

Second is Serb mafia (well former special forces / jso members) robbed a bank in Sweden and escape with a helicopter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A4stberga_helicopter_robbery

>Serbian Interior Minister Ivica Dačić claims that former members of the BIA Red Berets took part in the robbery. One month prior to the robbery, the Swedish Embassy was allegedly given "certain information about a criminal group which was preparing a robbery" by Serbian police.[9]

>>76188609
no, fuck off.

>>76189618
Pussy

>>76189544
>muh Srbija

>>76189753
I only want to talk to attractive people, sorry. I don't want your ugly face on my last viewed section.

Chat says last online 8h ago, profile says online. What's correcr?

>>76189767

>Muh dijaspora

.t ciganin iz beca

>>76189806
chat is always right.

>>76189798
Rude >:^(

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If you're not over 6ft then you should switch your gender to female.

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>>76189855
Stop this meme

>>76189835
Dodji brat moj pa da vidis sta ti je nemacka
Milka cokolade i pasta za zube sa ukusom Nutelle

>>76189855
https://youtu.be/cRgi5d7XsgY

Which one of you autists is mimicking me when I'm trying to get Larissa back?

>>76189942
Uh-oh preferiram svajcarske one heidi

Nacu neku siptarku sa porodicom u Svici ;)

>pasta za zube sa ukusom Nutelle

Sta koji kurac ? Ozbiljno ?

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>British girl sent me pretty much a full page in her first message to me
>going to just delete it

>>76190366
meanie

>>76190366
>he doesn't exchange novel length messages with his qt
cuck

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Hello

>>76191030
bye. Going to bed now.

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>>76190778
How long is too long? How many words should be the max?
I have an issue where I always end up writing a 2-3 paragraphs.

Good evening lafds

>>76191134
Depends on the lenghth of her texts

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>>76191081
Bye

>>76191145
Hello

There are moments where sadness is so overbearing it feels like it is splitting my head in two and my brain matter is a mush to be blown on canvas of my walls.

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>>76191145
Hey

>>76190778
>He wants to wait long periods of time to talk to his qt after every message
Both long and short messages are good. Bigger messages are info dumps while shorter messages can be more personal.

>>76191176
It's always increasing the more we talk.
It's a good sign though, right? That they're not tired of talking to me.

>>76191208
Still no German qt or are you another guy?

>>76190144
Did she said anything to you?

>>76191232
Still no German qt. They're all very difficult.

>>76191257
>Did she said anything to you?
No
>>76191196
Nusiramink, braliuk

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>>76191336
I know, I know, just old memories floating up late night.

>>76191230
As long as they are putting effort into the conversation it's a good sign. If you feel like you are the one carrying such a long convo then it's one sided.
Generally speaking, longer messages that are replied to relatively quickly is a very good sign that they still enjoy talking with you.

literally going insane in this heat boys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbSfsdS7lkw

>>76191477
Don't even say anything.
I talked with a 41yo polish milf and she wanted our weather.

>>76191227
>not replying to short messages from other qts while waiting for the long ones
>being this new

who here /horny/