>he LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, WITHOUT A HINT OF SELF AWARENESS

>be american
>have fantasy about a school shooting
lmao

You did that, right?

>saving his crush from a school shooter
That's a very USA-specific fantasy anon.

In my fantasies I'm the shooter though.

>>76169319
I had a similar fantasy, but isntead of saving her form a shooter I saved her from a rapist in it. After that, we had consensual sex because she was so grateful.

>>76169337
>be britbong
>have fantasy about saving crush from emus
oaml

>>76169319
>This is why anime needs to be banned

>>76169319
if all students and teachers had guns there'd be no more school shootings

>>76169488
huh, actually makes perfect sense

>be american
>imagine getting shot for fun

>>76169488
There would be school shootouts instead lol

>>76169319
We imagine it precisely because of how impossible it is. If it could actually happen it wouldn't be dream.

Post them fantasies, Anons

>walking with female friend
>black guy comes out from the shadows with knife
>EY YO GIMME DAT WALLET FAGGOT
>Instinctively back flip and kung fu kick the knife into the air
>catch it
>slash his neck, high-pressure blood sprays all over me and the girl
>as he falls to the ground he mouths: why?
>"Because you're a disease, and I'm the cure."
>qt turns to me
>"Oh my God Anon, I never knew you were so manly and dangerous"
>"I never had an occasion to show you."
>we fuck right there in the middle of the street on top of the body

Feels good, man

>>76169547
>be american
>make billions of shekels selling vidya about getting shot

>>76169635
more like student military coups

>>76169868
what would happen to the mutiniers?

>>76169933
they would form into regional factions. the students' lack of unity would eventually be taken advantage of by the McDonald's Domestic McParamilitary Contractors who would divide and conquer the building

>he LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, WITHOUT A HINT OF SELF AWARENESS imagined himself saving his crush from a school shooter, making her fall in love with him

Holy fucking shitballs I haven't laughed this hard in a while

>>76169319

i imagined myself saving my crush from a gypsy abduction

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>>76169358
>>76169319
>>76169664
>>76170492
Kek, this place is full of autists

I've had some pretty weird fantasies but I must say this has never been one of them.

>>76169664
same dream excpet it is arab terrorist not black man

>>76169319
Is this the /projection general/ thread?

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>he imagines himself as a benevolent dictator, guiding his nation to social-economical success and progress

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>>76169319
>he LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, WITHOUT A HINT OF SELF AWARENESS imagined himself being "sexually abused" by the teacher who's too young to teach high school
Pathetic

>>76169319
>>76172228
delet this

>>76172228
i do this while playing EU4. it's comfy

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>>76172486
>>76172596

>>76169319
>>76169664
>>76170492
>>76169358
I can't stop laughing right now.

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>>76169319
>he LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, WITHOUT A HINT OF SELF AWARENESS, BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF THE ABSOLUTE JUVENILE NATURE OF HIS THOUGHTS drew a picture for his crush and left it in her locker

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I would love to hear what kinda autist imagination stories the women have.

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>>76169664
this is so autistic it's cute

>>76173312
They don't, because women are incapable of love

>>76173312
Chad stories

>>76173480
Ok

>>76173454
>>76173312
>>76171097
>>76170835
>>76170471
>>76169422
>>76169337

leddit normies get out

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>>76173312
>she LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, UNABLE TO RECOGNIZE THE ABSOLUTE SICKENING LACK OF SOCIAL AWARENESS IN HER FANTASY imagines winning Chad's affection by putting unicorn stickers on her schoolbooks

>>76173312
They imagine chad raping them, or they cucking their boyfriends with chad, or finding a rich husband then chad kills him and they marry

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>>76169319
>he LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, WITHOUT A HINT OF SELF AWARENESS believes he was the 'respected lonewolf' of his class


>he LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY, UNABLE TO RECOGNIZE THE ABSOLUTE SICKENING LACK OF SOCIAL AWARENESS IN HIS FANTASY believes a lot of girls loved/wanted to fuck him, but he was 'too much of an idiot to realize their feelings'

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>>76173981
>>76173741
Im gonna be sick

The collective autism in this thread can easily rival /mlp/

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I imagined shooting up the school and raping my crush.

>crush is kebab princess
>go to her father, sultan of the kebaab sultanate
>kill him and the guards
>bring her to my šumadijan house
>convert her to orthodoxy and make her tat in the corner of my šumadijan house

>not imagining being the school shooter
normies out

>>76174007
This was true. Once I started acting I had a girl per month.

>>76174093
Now /trash/ is next on the list.