I just found out I'm 7% German. How should I celebrate my

>>76161910
Fat fuck

>>76161910
Kek

>>76161910
suck a dick, buy a clark and fap to scat whilst estranging your emotionally needy son.

Let a refugee fuck your daughter

>>76161980
XD haha

>>76161919
is that part of German culture?

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>traditional German clothing

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>>76162046
Average Aussie

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>>76161910
you should drink some beer from a brewery older than columbus

>>76161910
You should inform germans about their country

Find an Austrian to submit to.

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tfw half ethnic German and I genuinely hope that Deutschland will fall apart.

Is this ironic or serious

>>76170044
Hello, I just found out i'm 15% French, how should I celebrate my new found heritage?

>>76170611
suck dicks till you drop dead

if you survive you'll be granted citizenship

Gas yourself

>>76161910
Go on holiday there for 7% of the year.

>>76170611
You're French by right of blood

If you can attest your French ancestry then you will have it

>>76161910
Kindly remove your 7% from the premises

>>76161910
>How should I celebrate my heritage?

Celebrate it with a cup of chlorine bleach.

Be a productive member of society and a boring and reserved, yet cultured and tolerant person.

KYS

>>76175077
agreed, Germans are very reserved and tolerant but now and then the Teutonic furor overcomes their conscious mind though and they change drastically amirite?

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>>76161910
>i'm 7% german

>>76161910
LOL