You wake up in Aralkum Desert
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Uzbekistan/@43.7901937,59.03305,3a,75y,97.49h,70.71t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-7T4Ngx9Unjk%2FWR-3Gaz6m-I%2FAAAAAAAAF5w%2F6W-O0oluiAwZcsA6I4e8cCZpgLOMru-FACLIB!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh3.googleusercontent.com%2F-7T4Ngx9Unjk%2FWR-3Gaz6m-I%2FAAAAAAAAF5w%2F6W-O0oluiAwZcsA6I4e8cCZpgLOMru-FACLIB%2Fw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya275.5-ro0-fo100%2F!7i7168!8i3584!4m5!3m4!1s0x38ae8b20a5d676b1:0xca0a6dad7e841e20!8m2!3d41.377491!4d64.585262.
*gets shot for being American*
Cool