>be californian
>get up to go to work
>commute six hours in bumper to bumper traffic through featureless desert and urban sprawl
>work grueling eighteen hour shift in the avocado mines
>get laid off because pablo can work for a tenth your wage
>car overheats
>can't put water in coolant reservoir because of drought
>walk home
>get evicted from filthy decrepit one-room studio apartment for failure to pay $12,000 monthly rent
>go to jump off the golden gate bridge
>can't because it was destroyed by an earthquake
Sounds about right...
>>76038775
the drought is over
>>76038775
t. hillbilly
I am white and I love our Mexican immigrants. They are part of why our state is so powerful and wealthy and yours is not.
>>76038775
Don't forget they put suicide nets under the Golden Gate because it was such a popular spot.
>>76038775
>be American
>shart in the mart
>get shot
LOL!
>>76038913
BTFO
>>76038875
>I am white and I love our Mexican immigrants.
Nice try Chi
I wanna reform this car focused state and bring in a new age of public transportation and infrastructure
>>76038775
You're completely right, California sucks, don't come here, we're full.
>>76040063
Ive been trying to shill for a car free city. It's my ultimate dream.
>>76038775
>water in coolant resevoir
thank god I dont live in SoCal
>>76040155
Goes to show how many dumbdumbs actually go on this fucking website
>>76040258
yeah but its entertaining af
even when it aint RNH