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Man 'marries' his dog in sunset ceremony - but assures guests 'it's not sexual' 2017-06-12 07:01:47 Post No. 75966590
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Man 'marries' his dog in sunset ceremony - but assures guests 'it's not sexual'
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2017-06-12 07:01:47
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>Joseph Guiso bends down to kiss his new 'bride' in a wedding ceremony with a difference - one of the parties has four legs and a tail.
>An Australian man staged a 'marriage' to his beloved his yellow labrador in an outdoor ceremony and promptly sealed the union with a kiss.
>'You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better,' Mr Guiso read in his vows.
>A self-described 'religious guy,' he said he could no longer stand the guilt of living with the canine cutie out of wedlock.
>But, 'it's not sexual,' he assured the wedding guests.
>The pair decided on the wedding during a walk through Laurel Bank Park one afternoon.
>Spying another wedding taking place, Mr Guiso had an idea.
>'I said "that could be us",' he told The Toowoomba Chronicle.
>'She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes.'
WTF??? Explain this Australians!!!
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Anglo "germanic" culture at its finest.
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Emu rapebabies are not humen in the first place.
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>>75966590
>She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes.
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>>75966667
>when he asks for consent for something "not sexual"
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>>75966667
even if she said something, he would take it as a yes
arf ruff bark arfff ruffff arfffffff
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>wh*tes
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>>75966590
Why are white people so fucking disgusting
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>>75966590
at least she is female
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>>75967535
at least he married her first
better than fucking goats out of wedlock
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>>75967535
>implying
cool post coming from goat and camel fuckers
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>>75967878
>mock aussies
>a Chinese flag comes to defend them
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Labradors are the best dogs. I wish them well.
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>>75967218
She said "ruff" 3 times - clearly she wants it ruff
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>>75967913
hey that's offensive, I just like to piss on mudslimes that's all.
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>>75966590
Welp at least he didn't marry a fence or wall. I am pretty sure the dog doesn't understand what marriage is, but sure we will let him force his dog to be his domestic partner. Is he doing this for tax benefits?
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>>75968137
please buy our property
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