Portugal is making Europe's average HDI go down, I propose

>>75954811
/LONG/

I'd vote for it. It could function as a wall to keep americans out of europe

HOW LONG CHILE EVEN IS ???

Damn that's a long country.
It could be our landbridge from Iberia to Greenland!

>on one side we get access to the Pacific
>on the other Chile isn't there anymore to cuddle Argentina, and worse than that we get yet another Portuguese speaking neighbor

>>75954985
>another Portuguese speaking neighbor
I bet you'd love that.
I want to get rid of mine

Please send Portugal here <3

>>75955050
Never, you are stuck with us and with your imperfect shape

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>>75955250
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75954811
>thinking we want france tier muslims walking to us

>>75954811
No, they'd block too much of your lovely rain.

>>75955335
Reminder that the strait of Dover is 32km wide

>>75955497
Well first I'm in Northern Ireland and second even if I wasn't immigrants can't walk over water. They specifically hate Jesus.

>>75955204
This, please god, just this miracle.

>>75955319
the eternal 90º angle

>>75955984
Do you know what your name means in Arabic?

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I don't get Chile is developed meme

Not even Ukraine looks that poor. Portugal is not a shithole.

>>75956103
Tangerine. It came from the Byzantines. Ironically the Arabs were the oned who introduced tangerines here

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>>75956163
Those are 2006 pics

chile wipes the floor with your country

>>75956268
Well orange but yeah. That's a bit weird innit.

I don't think so, I think your ancestors brought them back from China or some shit

>>75956414
>I don't think so, I think your ancestors brought them back from China or some shit
No. Arabs introduced oranges here, you can look that up. And Marco Polo famously brought oranges to China but they already had those there

>>75956414
>>75956504
We've gotten Mandarins from China and sour Oranges from Arabs.

There's only 4 pure cytrus fruits in the wild, which means that every other one is a man-made hybrid with different proportions of 2 or more, so I think we bred some sort of sweet oranges here and sold it across Europe/Mediterranean (not the modern ones, but the name stuck).

>>75956414
Maybe you're confusing it with tea. That is 100% from us, your famous habit of drinking tea comes from a portuguese princess we married off to you.

>>75956547
That and the now ubiquitous forks/knives cutlery combo. Both introduced by Catarina de Bragança (although we didn't invent either).

>>75956524
Didn't know this

>>75956583
No but we did it a lot. Our word for tea comes directly from the source instead of via Arabic like every other european language.

>>75956271

I doubt a South American country remove all that slums in just one decade

>>75956163
we are doing fine for our context, on the other hand ukraine....

>>75956627
Personally I think these images are of the government's program to grant housing to people from the most marginal sectors, etc

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What happened to you Portugal? This is the HDI on Wikipedia.

>>75956708
It is fun because it is true, in our context (Latin America) we are the best although we do not have the dimensions or materials that our neighbors, we are doing well, but if we compare with the European countries we are very poorly positioned

>>75956163
why are you using a vpn?

>>75956778

Why 80% of Santiago looks like a shithole? Uruguay also looks poor as fuck in GSV, my worst deception.

>>75954985
at least you'll inherit their massive earthquakes and tsunamis

>>75956864
>we are the best
ummm sweetie, we don't have native concentration camps like pic related>>75956163

>>75956831
Lefties coalition happened.

>>75956987
I was in places outside Montevideo and Colonia... let's not lie to ourselves shall we

>>75957018
>they call Sacramento 'Colonia'
That's such a stupid name lol

>>75957009
Oh, I'm sorry for asking...

If you need you can join Venezuela in Socialist's Anonymous.

>>75956987
4chan is for humans, cows >>/out

>>75957039
I really wish we had less lefties here. Fucking ruins my country every 8 years.

>>75957009

You can't compare Portugal to South America yet. Southern Cone wages are shit otherwise I wasn't in Brazil. In Portugal are somewhat shit too, but at least you can buy a house in less than a decade.

>>75956908
Our western half already has a bunch of earthquakes frequently

>>75956908
And volcanoes, lately have seen mini tornadoes ...

>>75957079
They have the high HDI values tho.

>>75954811
huge fan of this plan, would more effectively block the warm atlantic current, doing more to freeze northern europe, and leading to fewer 'refugees'.

>>75956627
That is exactly what happened though. They had a program with that goal in mind.

Now immigration from the Caribbean made the slums reappear anyway

>>75957229
Wow that's pretty cool

>>75957129

They are unequal as fuck. Just like any other South American country, you have the 25% living like middle class or poor North American standards and the rest living like shit.

And most of these wealthy people are public jobs, lawyers or doctor, not private jobs like in US and Canada where even washing cars you can have a decent house.

>>75957079
>at least you can buy a house in less than a decade.

You can buy one if you're not getting too picky and want exclusively to live on the big cities. Especially with poor people complaining they want to buy a house and our government giving away and making mortgages easily available.
I saw an article months ago about a city in one of our semi developed provinces, that has been losing population that has moved to Buenos Aires, and they were literally giving land for free if you managed to get a job in the first few months.

>>75954811
Can Europe handle 2 Spains?

>>75956163
>>75956627
>>75956905
>Eastern Europe

>>75957143
So you're saying we make a Siberia in Europe and send the Refugees there? This plan needs to happen ASAP.

>>75957274

Hahahaha, you can fool Europeans, not me Cristina Kirchner.

>>75954934
Thew northern tip is farther away from the soputhern tip than New york and bogota

>>75957270
They might have inequality but it's bringing them more upwards than what we're going.
I've honestly lost faith in this piece of shit land a long time ago.

>>75954811
why dont you like us OP?

Has Chile been in any wars? I imagine it would be easy as shit to invade them

>>75957399
In their current position you can only attempt it from the West via sea, or otherwise certain strategic places in Argentina, Bolivia or Peru.

>>75957378

They are becoming socialists too. Michele Bachelet is commie tier and she will not leave the power soon.

This is why I'm leaving this commie continent soon.

>>75957293
That's an excellent question

>>75957467
Para onde vais senpai?

>>75957399
40 years ago a group of them invaded us and got killed

they don't call it a war in order to not hurt their 'we never lost a war' meme

>>75957343
Cristina Kirchner was the leftist idiot that wanted to give money away to poor people that then all went to buy houses and the real state business multiplied their prices because lol, it's easy to get credit now, fuck you if you were saving money to not get into debt. Also the one that got us into the latest inflational spiral with no chance to buy dollars, further fucking up everyone with savings.
I'm saying it from experience, houses and apartments in Buenos Aires city are expensive as fuck, move to a smaller city and it all becomes way cheaper

>>75957492

Canada. Trudeau is just a temporary headache. Canada is conservative since 90.

>>75957455
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerra_del_Pac%C3%ADfico

>>75956163
>Portugal is not a shithole

>>75957399
Fun fact: they have won every war they have been in. Today they have the most advanced military tech because Pinochet made some law years ago where copper has to finance the army and they are the only ones with a government satellite.

>>75957537
Também já pensei ir para lá, ou Nova Zelândia. Mas agora estou virado para a Irlanda por causa da União.
Boa sorte

>>75957545
>Resultado: Victoria de Chile

>>75957497
40 years ago you almost explode an impossible war with Chile
>>75957399
yes, we have had wars but like in all South America did not have many, all this is because we have many natural borders, reason why a war is very inconvenient and almost impossible to maintain

>>75957293
We are literally driving EU's growth today. We paid all our debts unlike Greece and we did not require financial rescue. This year we just surpassed Italy in GDP per capita for the first time in history and we are top 4 EU largest economy.

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>>75957317

>Panama

Why don't all the corrupt foreign money in your country go to these people?

>>75957677
>top 4 EU largest economy
Nobody believes that
I can think of 6 countries with bigger economies than yours
Maybe you have the 4th highest growth but that's another thing

>>75957766
Im talking about total GDP when I say largest econ, not per capita

>>75957755
I wonder where you get those pictures

>>75957676
An armed group of yours entered here, attacked some placed then got killed

>>75957845
Refresh me the memory of the case, at that time both countries made many mistakes

>>75957834

Just add poverty to your countries' name

>>75954811
I think you are retarded

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>>75957915
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disputa_de_la_laguna_del_Desierto

>>75956905
Even Japan looks like total shit in GSV. Streets are ugly, grey, full of cables, looks third world in random Tokyo streets and its supoosed to be a super developed country

>>75957814
Still not buying it. Germany, France, Sweden, UK all bigger than you.

>>75957270

So much this. For /int/ America is a shithole, but when I was in Miami, you can have everything, a house, the car of the year, even being a administrative assistant. In South America you always need to be muh doctor, muh civil service examination, muh
judge, etc

South America it's a shithole, no wonder there are so many Mexicans and Cubans there, only dumb people stay here

>>75958159
Germany>France>Italy>Spain

Sweden is not that big. UK is not EU.

>>75958205

Same shit in Ukraine and neighbour countries. That's why I'm moving to UK.

>>75954811
so.... a third worlder living in spain, came here cry about us. the eternal inferiority complex, is just eternal.

https://www.numbeo.com/quality-of-life/rankings_by_country.jsp

>>75958075
Well the conflict you mentioned was more than 50 years ago ... and you can not call it an invasion if there were four Chileans who defended a piece of land that they thought was theirs against 40 or 90 Argentine soldiers who knew that it was their territory was a problem of communication, I was talking about beagle conflict

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>>75957755
>Ukraine

>>75958378

Pics of Venezuela, Brazil, India... And the commieblocks could be middle class in all South America, let's be honest.

>>75958328
Why is Portugal such a wonder of a country?

>>75958306
Well ok

>>75958328

Singapore and Hong Kong below all these countries? What a Bullshit list.

10% of Singapore is millionarie

>>75958159
Spain has a little more than twice our gdp. Even if you combine all the nordic countries, it is still only around 25 million people. And a bit over a trillion dollars GDP, which is what Spain currently has.

>>75958440
Join us and we will make our peninsula bigger than the Italian one.

>>75958487
So spain's problem is basically inequality and poverty

>>75958503
We did that once and you were jerks, no thx

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>>75958410
>And the commieblocks could be middle class in all South America
What? All South America isnt Rio de Janeiro.

>Pics of Venezuela, Brazil, India

>>75957755
At least 4 are not even in Panama.
http://www.newsroompanama.com/features/world-view/world-view-from-poverty-to-consumer

http://www.greanvillepost.com/2016/04/29/panama-papers-show-that-capitalism-is-working-perfectly/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_in_Colombia

https://www.oxfam.org/en/even-it/inequality-and-poverty-hidden-costs-tax-dodging

>>75958610

This is not Ukraine, are you blind?

>>75958517
Sweden is ridiculously equal, but all of Europe is a an equality paradise for world standards so thats not a oroblem of ours.
Poverty mayve as in having less gdp per capita, which is a consequence of high unemployment, which is a consequence of a seasonal economy based on tourism. We have a large underground economy though so its not as bad as official data suggests.

>>75958610

>What? All South America isnt Rio de Janeiro.

South America is as shithole as Rio de Janeiro, there are some countries less violent but it doesn't change anything.

>>75958688
fuck this phone. Also good night

>>75958503
You literaly s-sound like D-Darth Vader haha

>>75954811
>wanting to destroy atlantic trade for everyone but Spain

Really makes you think.

>>75956163
Your country is poorer than Namibia.

>>75958769
Umm, sweetie, Europeans are talking. You belong here >>75885493

>>75958788
Wait what the fuck

>>75958653
Oh no it's the Soviet Union... I mean Russia
>that's image is from Ghana(maybe)

>>75958823
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita#Lists_of_countries_and_dependencies

Comparable to Angola.

>>75958919
Wow holy shit

>>75958075
it wasn't a war tho

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>>75954811
Do not bully Portugal you Spanish swine.

>>75957766

It'easy to be top 4 in the EU, after France, Germany and Italy, all the other eu countries are all too small/poor/irrelevant.

>>75957677

Of course we asked for a bail-in, you dipshit, in 2012, because our banks were all going bankrupt. Also, we havent surpassed Italy, the news was that with the current economic indicators, if everything goes like it's going now, in X years we will surpass Italy

>>75959252
people fighting over land, with a winner and a loser side? war

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>>75961490
Your definition is too broad, of course neither side declared war so it was not a war but an armed conflict between two groups