/brit/

>>75944977
contagious phimosis

>>75944954
epic meme

>>75944954
I want to see if you can reach ten apples

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Beta uprising soon

wtf I hate the future now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT63SMRKIn0

>>75944954
Don't like these editions

>he wants to move to the virgin city

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anime

business idea: only have /brit/ OPs with this image, increasing in increments of 1 apple/thread for the rest of time

>The Virgin Post

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You arrive in Truro

>>75945059
Where else would you find a pure untouched waifu?

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You arrive in tower hamlets

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>I regret to inform you that your request to transfer over to the BEng Computer Engineering course has not been approved.

>>75945050
probably a space wolf player

>>75945020
>grass is greener on the other side
They look way better than our slags

*invests in depression*

wow! what a great ROI!

>>75945059
Where's the virgin city?

If you say Brisbane I will punch your left teste

Kedgeree for din-dins lads

what the fuck does tim mean by "brain snail"

Lads
pingers

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/11/donald-trump-puts-state-visit-on-hold-until-the-public-supports-him-coming-6701315/?ito=fb

>>75945121
runt

>>75945169
A snail hes named brian

would like to get into swimming but i find public pools incredibly depressing

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you arrive in barnsley

Just ordered a ps3 controller lads

how is the new gorillaz album

>>75945292
actually shit. very disappointing

>>75945124
where you at lad

eating some cheese bread

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the quintessential book for incels who want to know how truly hopeless their situation is

>>75945212
He will never come
My fellow lefties will be denied our right to protest

>>75944954
how do you find this even remotely funny

wish I had a sister so I could wear her slutty clothes when no-one is around and possibly engage in incestual relations of a sexual nature

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You arrive in Preston

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdJcOWVLmmU
good film
burnt post toasty to the bitter you dig

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>>75945109

Tower Hamlets has over 13,000 asians per square mile

>>75945278
Mate order the PS3 first to see if you like it.

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>>75945272
pls i already wish i was a cyberpunk without you posting these

love feeling a fanny clamp down on you when a girl cums

>>75945292
gorillaz have always been shit

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The mandem

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>>75945108
>australian women
>pure

>>75945384
nah got a ps3 already, had it for 5 years

>>75945360
Can hardly have incestual relations of a platonic nature you dipshit

>>75944954
Legjobb mém

Notice a lot of Irish teens speak like yanks

>>75945416
used to fap to this Aussie chick from that nubiles porn site when I was a teen desu

Gave Dr Strangelove another chance

still absolute fucking shite

>>75945292
Idk but I think I'll go listen to the s/t now

>>75945405
>he does the virgin post

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>>75945415
>/pol/ vs /leftypol/

>>75945423
But I don't understand - either you've not been playing it for 5 years because you had no controller or it's a second one which means you have a friend. Both seem incredibly unlikely.

>>75945314
Zagreb at the moment

>>>/gif/10725383

tfw no gf

>gfs younger brother comes out as trans
>he now wants to be called erica

why do trannies always pick such shite names

>>75945450

>legjob

How does this work?

gonna do everything in my power to stop this >>75944954

>>75945491
No mate you see the controller I got with the console got knackered just recently

>>75945472
Shite meme
Great film. Classic.

>>75945512
friend knows a girl who wanted to be a bloke she changed her name to Léon ahahhahahaa

>>75945537
Ah this makes more sense - I knew it couldn't be the friend option and the other one is just silly.

>>75945512
play this around him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgbucVADLM

>>75945516
Get her to bend her knee completely and fuck her leg elbow

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>>75945484
>leftypol
wouldn't want to fuck with these lads

>>75945565
Thanks for understanding lad

>walking down road at about 2am last night
>see two 30-ish asian lads drive past in a Bentley Mulsanne
Too upmarket for dealers, so wonder what they were up to

watching Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room

alright im the OP and maybe its not funny anymore but i cant just give up at 7 apples i thought it'd be funny for hungarians to search for their thread and see two apples first but then it got out of control help

>>75945564
She know she was born an assassin
Also, post pics

>>75945512
Easy threesome lad
Get in there

why isn't wonder woman a fat PoC?

>>75945597
that isn't leftypol

>>75945624
Don't stop doing it. I want every /brit/ thread to be apples. I want to see a hundred apples one day.

>>75945612
Probably hired it or something
Asians like driving fancy cars up and down streets for no reason
t.knower

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American intelligentisia

>>75945549
it's fucking wank mate, half an hour in and no sign of anything resembling a joke

>>75945484
implying any of those lads post on your homo website

what's it like having sex with a man? curious ngl

>>75945512
You have failed as a big brother

It's time for you to commit suicide and blame "Erica" for killing your beloved brother in the note

Might just be enough to save him

look at this tramp getting her chebs out for views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX3u04yg7K4

how does 'Asian' imply muslim?

'Asian' to me means anyone with slanty eyes, be they chinese/japs/mongols in the north or philipino/vietnamese/burmese etc in the south. and very few of whom are muslim aside from Indonesians (who are quasi-muslims ftmp anyway) and small pockets here and there in the others

pakis/arabs are not 'Asian'. dunno what the correct term should be, but its certainly not Asian

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>>75945272
fucking hell my memory is getting better. I saw this pic on this vid a long long time ago.
>>75945516
jó = good
jobb = better
legjobb = best
legeslegjobb = the most best (used rarely, hard to translate)

>>75945680
he's not my brother
he's my gf's brother

>>75945512
mental illness

>>75945659
yeah it;s the leftypol discord

>>75945679
Best thing in the world x

>>75945692
Asian in Britain means south asian - indian, pakistani, afghani, etc.

>>75945665
there's at least one bangable person in there followed by a ton of coons

The neighbours are having a BBQ. They haven't even got food on the thing yet and they're having ROARING arguments about how to cook stuff and how to use the BBQ.

BBQ should only ever be a one person (male) job.

>>75945692
pakistan is in asia

>>75945665
>intelligentisia
ajjjjjj pirata

>>75945675
p sure a few lads on leftypol are fighting with the sdf

imagine being terminally ill and choosing your own coffin and headstone

Lifestyle idea: /brit/ motorcycle club

We meet up fortnightly at a centrally located city and ride out to different locations each time, stopping at restaurants and visiting points of interest.

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>p sure a few lads on leftypol are fighting with the sdf

imagine not choosing your own coffin and headstone

>>75945700

Can you explain the apple meme Hungary?

>>75945700
magyar cigany

Having a bbq with the family
The little wretch next door is staring out his bedroom window at us, hungry little prat shan't be getting an invite

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[PGD721] Live-In Creampie Lifestyle With Yuria Satomi

>>75945493
be sure to shag underage highschoolers

>>75945604
It's alright, can I give you a tip? Keep your broken one laying around in a conspicous place so it looks like you have friends (you know, just in case you ever bring a friend or a gf home although you never will)

Sorry there's a lot of projecting going on in my posts today

>>75945720
good post

women cannot comprehend the nuances of barbecuing food

>>75945797
this all came out of /v4/ when the huns split off from the rest

kurva anyatok is son of a bitch and the apples/fruit images have no meaning

>>75945816
>censored
>little jap dicks
not a fan

why do EA even pretend to have a features for FIFA and Madden each year? It's not like anyone buys them because of it

>>75945761
>coffin and headstone

fuck that shit. I'm getting cremated with my ashes scattered somewhere of my fancy

at the time of the russian revolution there was 1 communist for every 2000 people in the population

>>75945837
Yeah might do this, although I might have a PS5 by the time this happens ahahah

>>75945816
that's a bloody good video mate

Do you have a TARDIS?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>75945867
utter wankery

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Never forget lads

https://youtu.be/YUtcz8DkuhI

Considering a wank to one those gimmicky jap videos with time-stopping shenanigans

>>75945863
*doesn't look away from my copy of Why Nations Fail*

yeah... how 'bout that

>>75945863
investors

gonna watch a film lads
just to let you know

still feel a bit hungover

>>75945950
are investors dumb?

>>75945937
unironically a phat chewn

>>75944436
i laughed at this

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>Why Nations Fail

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finnish people are beautiful

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>>75945803
tikk takk szép lassan itt az idő fizetni az EU kilépési díjat barátom :^)

newest soph aspin is actually good

>>75946000
probably something to do with communism

>>75946009
hello teemo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

love this song

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>>75946009

>>75945807
But can you at least keep it down? I know Sarah (the older sister) is a fucking idiot (I know because she has a Paki bf) but please tell her to shut the fuck up about the sausages.#

Also whilst you're at it you white trash piece of shit family can you at least do a proper BBQ. Shitty sausages you probably got from Lidl and a lettuce salad in white £1 bread is NOT a BBQ

>>75946000
go back to the Beano mate
*spins the rotor on your hat*

>>75946009
maybe if all you're looking for is a hair colour lighter than a certain shade

>>75945824
I'm gay

>>75945863
Football manager as well. Database updates and a slightly better UI

>>75946009

I went to Helsinki and the women were shit tier, Tallinn and St Petersburg were MILES better

>>75946009
ugly pale weirdos

>>75946046
it's fucking cack mate

Do NOT understand the love of Jap porn - if it's blurred then what the fuck are they looking at?

>>75946023
i actually like hungary very much and would like to move there some day, god bless :)

>>75946067
bent cunt

>>75946102
only the vaginas willies and buttholes

do you really get off to those things specifically?

>>75946067
that's why you play CM 01/02 for FREE and get the update each year innit lad

>>75946046
their costumes scare me

>>75946102
I really do appreciate their love for a little titty suck mid-coitus

very underappreciated move that I try to employ often in the 'droom

>>75946067
not as bad imho

>>75945867
>with my ashes scattered somewhere of my fancy
Your ashes will be scattered whever the fuck your family scatter them.
>he thinks he's going to have a loving family that care where his ashes end up
HOWLING

>>75946142
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>>75945908
didn't even know what a 'Tardis' was until I heard about a case a few yrs back where some Ra lads murdered a guy in a packed pub and literally every single witness (nearly 100 people) claimed to have been in the bathroom at the time of the killing

can't stop eating bees reeeeeee

>>75946102
And Japanese male pornstars are 6 inches max

>>75946067
are you the lad that posted legs

got called a tardis in wilkinsons lads

>>75945867
you'll be lucky if your pikey family drop your corpse in a bog mate

>>75945876
hahahahahaha good one lad

got called a racist at the polling station lads

>>75946169
>literally every single witness (nearly 100 people) claimed to have been in the bathroom at the time of the killing
lmao

got called a leftypol discord on /brit/

Coughing my fucking lungs up

Need off the fags, put me in an early grave

>>75946154
christ. must be awful being in a protestant family where they don't give a single fuck about each other

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NEED a frumpy, middle of the road, dumb, sincere gf

>>75945692
this is because you're an Americanised weeb nonce

the post dinner ciggie
ahh yes

the hottest most qtiest girl you know forces out thick logs of hot steaming stinking shit from her engorged arsehole every day.

got called a newfie at the provincial border lads

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>literally every single witness (nearly 100 people) claimed to have been in the bathroom at the time of the killing

>>75946272
>you will never be her toilet
bad feeling that

Listening to Tupac Shakur's 1994 album "Me against the world"
cor blimey this one's a goodun

>>75946264
>Full belly and a cig fusing with the lingering aftertaste of delicious food

Ecstasy

heading out to vote Tory

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>>75946113
Make it quick because you are running out of time.

Unless you live in Budapest its impossible to live without speaking hungarian.

I like it here but im not sure why would a briton come here.

>>75946121
There was a fag parade here yesterday. Fucking degenerates

>>75946134
Or just pirate innit

>>75946181
Nah

>>75946254
having recently moved from England to Italy it is quite obvious how much proddys seem to mutually hate each other and the catholics seem to at least mutually get along

tho am from a Presbyterian family who are alri so who knows

>>75946264
only thing I miss about smoking

>>75946272
think the countless willies up her fanny is a bit worse

Been called a vile slug for spitting on the train

>>75946347
Everyone hates Protestants

Literally nothing more comfy than old Simpsons episodes

>>75946260
that's rachel khoo you dense cunt

>>75946340
I love Budapest but wouldn't want to reside there, man was rolling deep in district 8

>>75946272
if only she could do it on my chest

wish my uni would tell us when results are out

might do a cheeky email on monday about it

>Enron used to rank people 1-5 yearly
>at least 10% of the workforce were required to be 5s
>the 5s got fired at the end of the year

Fuck that

>>75946340
i plan on moving to budapest and learning at least enough hungarian to be polite, i don't want to be an immigrant who speaks none of the
>I like it here but im not sure why would a briton come here
britain is pathological and I need to get away from it

>>75946382
yeah quite liking the catholic side of things

everyone is nice

'cept the fucker who nicked my 60 euros fo cheese

>>75946397
pourqoi?

>>75946366
got kicked out of my first uber journey this morning because i puked in the car lol.

>guy implies he wants to get with my gf
>she says no, she's got a boyfriend (me)
>months later he invites her for drinks
>she says she'd come with her other girlfriends
>he says he'll bring some friends

She told me about this today and struck me as odd. Should I call her out on it lads?

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>tfw no dumb gf that trusts you

>>75946397
oh shut up bruv
sick to death of you

>>75946067
be my bf

>>75946436
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>>75946340
>Make it quick because you are running out of time.
what did you mean by this?

>>75946418
alri sara/aisha

>>75946436
real men don't worry about that shite

PRAISE ALLAH

>>75946415
You don't get to become the world's most successful energy/commodoties firm without practices like that mate ;)

woman shouldnt be allowed to vote end of

>>75946436
Personally id get all psycho with her la

>>75946129
I 100% will look at those parts at some point during a wank - who doesn't? I'm not saying I only look at them but I definitely look at them at some point.

>>75946415
probably increased their productivity by a fuckton

Was going to watch American gods but /pol/ told me it was anti white, gay Jew propaganda

>>75946436
how come she didn't invite you?

>>75946388
yes, she accompanies my text quite well

>>75946488
if they're so successful then why are they dead

the daily bike thread on /o/ is one of the threads you can tell cool people post on. like in the OP, where they have a google map for posters to put their locations, they say:
>/dbt/ map: Meet, Fight, Fuck.
>>https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=1YwqbzbdRjMAItdOZPktcND3Nr98

wish i could be like that

>>75946420
because its hot mate

>>75946521
>American gods
is it a bunch of nigs going "we wuz gawdz n shiieet*

>>75946443
Are you tall and handsome? If not, fuck off

>>75946393
If you have money and want a comfy life i suggest medium sized city around Balaton like Siófok.

>>75946418
its doable. I know a Belgian guy who learnt it in 5 months.

>>75946466
Something something brexit. idk how will it affect britons here but it wont be good

>>75946196
>pikeys
>dropping family members in bogs

m8 if you could see the fucking monstrosities the travellers erect for their family members in cemeteries here you'd probably go for cremation too

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CANT

LEARN

CANTONESE

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>Scorpio is 500USD
just

>>75946528
...that was the joke

>>75946534
Well yeah that's why they're called steamers.

>>75946142
You suck your manboobs during wank sessions? Nice.

>>75946254
I meant you specifically - no-one will care about you when you die an old virgin loser who had never held down a job in his life

>>75946555
Handsome? Absolutely? Tall? Uh, yeah, definitely haha...

Why is Bilbo baggins on the Vodafone advert

>>75946562
unfortunately we have a few here in Essex, fucking eyesores

>>75946593
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why is bilbo baggins in ali g

>>75946264
I only miss two cigs a day. The first with black coffee and the one after dinner.

I have read Nazi things and I have realized that they are right.

5'7 here. just fuck my whole life up fa m

Hate lads with phimosis. Have twatted many in my time.

>>75946588
haha woah dude! epic turnaround - a 'sick burn' I believe it's called

why is bilbo baggins in girlsdoporn

>>75946557
fancy a bite to eat mate? you look very, err, hungry haha

I'm 5'9

luckily im gay or my life would be a complete joke - as it is it turns out homos like to fuck smol manlets so im doing pretty well :3

>>75946651
love putting my foot in their foreskin

>>75946651
bit gay that you know

>>75946651
*unzips my anteater willy*

>>75946682
FONT

>>75946436
yeah that's a bit weird, not much you can do about it though
if she cheats, just cut her off. all you can really do.

>>75946419
FOB

>>75946651
as in you've put your twat around their phimotic cocks?

took a cold shower, it felt nice :-)

>tfw 5'1 and built like a cornish astronomer

>>75946570
>he plays Xbox
Sad!

>>75946682
stupid gay poster

>>75946682
>>75946651
bit gay

>>75946733
much better for you than warm ones too

>>75946682
bit gay, that

Ah yes tv.
>>>/tv/83810974
>>>/tv/83807976

>>75946748
post your username I want to join the ps4 group

>>75946748
many such cases

>>75946747
>cornish astronomer
who

>>75946593
>Uh, yeah, definitely haha...
dealbreaker for me

>>75946777
The group got deleted :(

>>75946786
me allegedly

>>75946682
same here, lucky aren't we?

>>75946786
Thomas at at Cardiff uni

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRsSr4Fd_2U

play forgotten bangers

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The gf

>>75946654
Thanks mate, it's my first day here how am I doing?

Fuck off, British scum.

I am also gay and 5'9. Three already.

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miss posting with a union jack lads

feel like I'll end up another thai lad at this rate

*sips*

>>75946774
off topic threads are among the best threads on /tv/. been a staple of the board's culture for years until the mods went full authoritarian across the site.

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Hm yes

was never a manlet throughout my childhood but i just seemed to stop growing midway through 4th year
bit shit that

>>75946823
let's just say I hope it's your last. Not your last day on /brit/ - last day period.

>>75946819
>forgotten

Not sure what world you're living in. That's the fucking Romeo & Juliet song on every list of "greatest movie songs EVAR"

>>75946819
https://youtu.be/bbDUj_PMdUk

>>75946794
:'^(

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>britpoop

>>75946841
you moved out there lad?

>>75946899
thicc

>>75946863
OI OI that told him (me)

>>75946870
never hear it played any more

might watch that Romeo and Juliet later

>gf sister is a right little tart
>only 16
>always fucking and partying
>she lives alone with my gf
>always coming onto me whenever we're alone
>gotten to the point where I will do anything I can to avoid being alone with her
>admittedly sexy as fuck for 16
>really pretty with massive tits

I mean yeah, if she was 5 years older and not my GF's sister I would love to fuck her, otherwise its pretty awkward

>>75946903
aye got robbed of all my worldly possessions in a petrol station outside naples and its given me stockholm syndrome

's alri but cant buy a car until I get an E106 for the town hall la

>>75946946
'nce

>>75946841
When I was in Jordan it was shite because who the fuck else is posting in Brit from Jordan. Feels like a mini-dox

>>75946946
'ggot

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>>75946817
>Cardiff
MENTIONED

>>75946964
>aye got robbed of all my worldly possessions in a petrol station outside naples and its given me stockholm syndrome

hold your horses there son and fill me in on the essentials

>when did you move out there
>why did you move out there
>how did you get robbed
>why did you have all your worldly possessions on you
>why did this experience make you fall in love with Italy

>>75946899
When you reverse image that the first link is called
>3 Reasons Why Women Don't Really Care About How Attractive A Guy Is
1. Yes they do
2. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PICTURE

still a bit miffed at being kicked out of my uber taxi this morning.

was my first time using the service too.

>access to abortions is a basic human right

someone explain this meme to me

people i want to leave /brit/

egregious benders
rorkes
south east asian expats

>>75947031
what did you do

need to get a gay cunt to shave my arse for me. not gay, just can't be fucked to do it myself

Remember that suicidal lad from Cyprus

>>75946948
Enjoy this meme

>>75947041
Her body, her choice. How can the government decide whether she should have a baby or not

>>75947031
what did you do?

>>75947055
chundered

oi lads giz a cheeky (you)

>>75946748
only way i could justify a console to myself that i'd only use for fifa is if it had 4k player
(also i prefer their controllers)

>>75947065
see
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>>75947074
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>>75947068
The drivers rate the passengers too.

You have a green dot next to your profile that means "puker", now none of them will pick you up

>>75946964
Going to Naples this year lmao

>>75947065
it's another life form growing inside of her

not hers to cut up into bits

>>75947041
*pats your head*
Billy, abortion is good

how can women abort 0 year olds and I can't marry 12 year olds, seems unfair this government business

people i want to leave /brit/

egregious benders
rasheeds
commies
rarer flag "personalities"

>>75947041
Ah yes if the female conasiders getting rid of the baby it would DEFINITELY be better for that baby to be born to that woman

>>75947020
>>when did you move out there
Technically 9 days ago, but the saga started about 6 weeks ago
>>why did you move out there
I was returning from my holiday with my yank wife and we got derubata'd (Our car was jimmied while we had a piss at the petrol stations) and the uk border told her to not return (visa stolen) or she'd end up banned for 5 years, only 2 hrs before we were supposed to fly too desu
>>how did you get robbed
quarter window of me rental car crowbarred off while having a piss (2 minutes)
>>why did you have all your worldly possessions on you
Well, I dont (didnt) own very much except laptops plus jewellery etc for the wife, everything else was furniture/house shit that I had to bin to leave
>>why did this experience make you fall in love with Italy
good question

it's cheap? and due to delicious eu law me and wife can live here no problem rather than a 1.25k/yr tax for my wife to live with me in England

>>75947197
What a fucking shithole. is italy 3rd world

>>75947248
nah

it's just bankrupt coz the amount of money they have to spend on these isolated communities to keep the country as a whole

>>75947197
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>>75946660
Only if i could eat these jokes.

I wouldnt fit throught a door