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>be me
>cute american exchange student arrived some months ago
>in my group I speak english very fluently so I usually talk with her a lot
>go for some drinks tonight
>she gets in the mood
>me too
>go to hotel
>start undressing and so on
>"Do you eat ass?" she ask
>I ask myself what the fuck is she talking about
say "yes" and bite her glute
>"No dummy, I want you to lick my anus"
>mfw this dum slut wants me to lick her poophole
>mfw no face
>tell her I don't
>"Umm why not, my gf at home did it all the time"
>"No bitch I am not licking your shithole are you fucking retarded?"
>gets angry, just have boring missionar sex
what the fuck is wrong with amercans??? do americans really lick each other's assholes???
also I just cucked on of you co-nationals lol
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Please kill yourself, normalfag.
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>>75927958
>being an angsty virgin on a saturday night
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>>75927798
I know a black kiss is disgusting but at the same time i feel its very normal
At least it was clean?
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> I bite her glute
hhahahahhahahahhahahhahahaha
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>>75927798
Why is she crying? It's a qt girl. I want to comfort her.
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>>75927798
Maya'd
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>>75927798
Fuck you, cunt.
I would literally sell my taco warehouse just to get a girl that wants to get her ass licked.
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>>75928008
How is it normal to lick a girls asshole? what kind of beta does this?
I don't know if it was clean because I didn't even smell it, why would I smell it???
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>>75927992
Its Sunday
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>>75928099
ItS SuNdAy
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>>75928074
I think it's normal. Normally you would take a shower first though
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>>75928139
That was incredibly rude and uncalled for
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>>75928139
go back to facebok normie
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>>75928212
muh sekrit club
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>>75928074
Its only smellz
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>he doesn't eat ass
lol what a fucking faggot lmao
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>>75928363
ackshually it doesn't smell like anything if she is clean and showers before doing it.
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>>75928139
What are you doing here, faggot? Go back to Facebook.
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2bh OP did the right thing. Who the fuck would put their mouth near someone's asshole without them showering first.
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>>75928449
it smells kinda like earth actually
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>>75927798
Didn't know Spics actually have dignity, this actually increased my respect for you.
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>>75928564
If you don't eat ass or pussy how do you please women???
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>>75928624
An integral man must know all the ways of pleasure
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>>75927798
Yes that is how we say hello in the USA.
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>>75927798
I would have said, "Obviously this isn't going to work out" and left immediately. Why waste time having sex if she's not even going to be that into it?
You could have spent that time finding another American girl to fuck.
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>>75927798
>having casual sex
repent anon it is not too late
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