>asscrack itches but i dont want my fingers to smell like

i just use it to wash my feets desu

>>75926284
is that what the bidet is for

>>75926496
No, they are made for women intimate toilet, but like the other anon I used them for my feet too before knowing

>>75926187
How about the three seashells?

>>75926284
This.

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>>75926496
>tfw you find that bidets are designed to sit facing the wall.

>>75926284
>>75926645
Why not just wash your feet in the shower?

>>75926689
It's easier to do it there if you're not taking a full shower. Like I already showered but my feets are dirty for running around the house with no socks.

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>>75926767
>not walking around the house with socks
>washing your feet with a thing that's used to clean your ass
What the fuck are you doing anon?

bidets are essential, the french don't even use them though.

>>75926833
washing feet in the bidet is top comf, you wouldn't understand.

>>75926833
>walking around the house with socks

>>75926961
this

>wearing socks during summer

>>75926187
>Building another sink instead installing another pipe and attach a hose on the pipe.

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>>75926961
>walking around the house with shoes or barefoot
Disgusting. Socks master race

>not walking around the house in shoes

>>75927034
>not walking around barefoot
>living in dirt

>>75927045
oh say can you see

>>75927058
>not wearing shoes in the shower
>not keeping your microwave in the refrigerator

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>>75926989
That's what thin layered socks are for Massimo

>>75927058
Says the guy who washes his feet in a bidet lmao

>>75927083
>not keeping your shower in your refrigerator
>not microwaving your shoes before walking around the house

fuck off commie

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>not hosing your boipucci every time you poo
Are you people even human

>>75927102
>thin layered socks

el homoexual senores

>>75927083

When I shower I always wear socks and a shirt but the microwave thing doesn't make any sense

>>75927114
third world

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>>75927120
>When I shower I always wear socks and a shirt

>>75927114
>spray water into your ass getting flecks of shit everywhere
?????
Might as well just fuckin take a shower dude..

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>>75927118
>he buys thick layered socks like an autistic snownigger
Pathetic

>>75927166
>he wear shoes inside instead of enjoying the fresh stone floor
>his floor is probably mud

that's what you get for living in thailand

You fags can really argue about everything.

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>>75927179
>having stone floor instead of superior wooden floor
>the stone floor makes his feet dusty so he rinses them with poopy water in a bidet
Hilarious

>>75927220
I don't think we can argue about everything, what the ruck are you talking about, are you dumb?

>>75926689
But that means you'll have to apply the garlic again

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>>75927236
>wooden floor
>being this much of a third worlder ass bandit

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>>75927264
>they don't have freshly polished wooden floors in Italy
>they use stone floors to make cave dwelling immigrants feel at home

>what are slippers and flipflops

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>born too late to explore the Globe
>born too early to explore the Galaxy
>born at just the right moment to watch an Italian and a Costa Rican argue about socks versus being barefoot in their homes on an Indonesian upholstery manufacturers forum

>>75927550
take a side or go

>>75927264
Stone floors are for kitchens, bathrooms and anywhere where water or humidity or any other liquid might stain the floor, nice thick and heavy wood everywhere else. This is objective.

>>75927630
shit tier, stone is superior in every aspect.

>not owning a bidet.

You filthy ass nggas. How do you walk around with shit on your pants?

>>75927575
I agreed with your position but the Costa Rican was better at shitposting.

>>75927675
We don't. Only Meds need bidets because they have such hairy assholes all their stuck gets stuck

>>75927660
nice bait, im writing that one down

>>75927660

I agree with the Mexican

>>75927698
it's easier to shart your local mart when there's no hair containing the shit whatsoever, americans have evolved this way, the marvels of nature.

>>75927711
name 1 (one) reason why parquet is better than smooth stone

>>75927745
thanks muhammad

>>75926187
>God bless the french for this wonderful invention

"french"

Marie de' Medici (French: Marie de Médicis, Italian: Maria de' Medici; 26 April 1575 – 3 July 1642) was Queen of France as the second wife of King Henry IV of France.

>>75927698
>Only Meds need bidets because they have such hairy assholes all their stuck gets stuck

really made me think

>>75927745
>I agree with the Mexican
you mean me, the guy speaking mexican, or the other guy, the stampless mexican flag?

>>75927698

My asshole is hairy as well but I always try to trim it (completely shave it off is uncomfortable).
It's the best way to do it. If your butthole itches then you need to shower more often.

>>75927813

Stone is patrician tier.
In countries like Italy, it's very pleasant cool as well when it get too hot outside.

>>75926658
I sit facing the wall when I feel like washing my dick (rarely) and facing away from the wall when washing my butthole

>>75927114
When I saw this thing at the dorm I occasionally stay in, it took me a little time to realize what it was.
But when I did, it also explained why the floor was always wet.

>>75926658
Is the joke that you make a mess?

>>75929338
No is just weird since nobody use them that way.

so, bidet users, is it comfortable to gave a jet stream of water shot at your butthole?

>>75928480
The floor is wet for some other reason. You only water your ass with a bidet.

>>75929507
it doesn't work like that my amerindian friend

>>75929507
Very comfortable.

>European still use this
you literally live in medieval era

>>75929523
It's wet around the toilet bowl, I see no other reason for it to be so.

>>75929507
Yes, I use only the cold one even in winter.

>>75929567
taci

>>75929567
Is this why every girl in jav have a brown asshole and a brown pussy??
>>75929574
You need to put up a sign telling them to use it correctly.

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>>75926284
>feets

>>75929614
model of separated bidet is just old fashion, also it's just work of melanin staining, dumb mongolian

>>75927795
Even Léonard de Vinci came to us. We make Italians better, don't know how or why, just do. You're welcome.

>2018 and beyond

>not wanting poo digitz

>>75926187
>asscrack itches
faggot
>french
faggest nation ever

>>75929715
>dumb shit

>>75929602
is it possible to burn your butthole if you use the hot water?

>>75929758
excellent post

>>75929723
awful post

>>75929534
how does it work then? i am white , btw

>not wearing sandals indoors

>>75929796
stfu and give Monica Bellucci gf

>>75929790
it's the worst feeling ever, I live with tho girls who apparently like to use it with boiling hot water to wash their girl orifices and they always leave it on the boiling setting, so sometimes after I took a shit and wiped I just open the bidet water and then sit on it without checking temperature, only to get my anus scorched by a steaming jet of lava.

it's just horrible.

>>75929838
you don't get a stream of water directly perpendicular into your anus, it's more like a stream tangent to your ass cheeks, putting water right into your anus is jap faggotry.

>>75929853
*doesn't give him Monica Bellucci gf*

>>75929905
I imagine a hot steam on your poop hole would hurt ...........a lot


new torture technique invented

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>>75929950
t. rumeno

I'm seriously considering installing one of these in my toilet. I feel like tissue paper only spreads shit around and never really cleans well enough unless I shower. If I didn't have such a hairy fucking asshole I feel llike I'd be okay.

>>75930029
>be god

>give men hair on their assholes to plague man with perpetual dingle berries

god is evil

>>75929858
I love using almost freezing water in the winter nights, it's good to prevent hemorrhoids.

>>75930084
I think ancient men were thankful for ass hair preventing bugs from being too cheeky

>>75930106
I always use freezing water when washing my butthole, the few times I wash my dick I use lukewarm water though.

washing your feet in the bidet with freezing water in the summer is god tier btw.

>>75926284
Ahmeds do that a lot.

>>75930119
wonder if ancient men took perfect shits that never required wiping
imagine being like that

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>>75926284
>feets

>>75926284
>feets
so cute

>>75929616
>>75932399
>>75932443
Someone explain please

>>75933686
Foot: singular
Feet: plural
Feets: DNE

>>75933686
English is a retarded language, but they proud even about it.

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>>75927698
DELET

>Foot: Singular
>Feet: plural
>Mouse: Singular
>Mice: Plural
>Knife: Singular
>Knives: Plural

>>75926833
>>washing your feet with a thing that's used to clean your ass
>What the fuck are you doing anon?
What's the problem? It's not like you're gonna have feet that smells like shit just because you use the same bidet for both ass and foot cleaning.

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>>75927156
You wipe first, you fucking retard

pic related, it's you

>>75929723
we make inferior people flourish

>>75933812
this

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>>75934347
ah yes, right

When I was a kid, our landlord had a bidet in his bathroom and i didn't know what it was. I thought it was to wash your feet like >>75926284 said.

To this day, i unironically don't know how to use a bidet though. Do you sit in it? Why does it just have a tap? i don't get it. It would be better if it had like a shower head so you can shower your ass clean. The French are fucking stupid.

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>2017
>not having 3 seashells in your house
Are you guys even human

>>75936718
lel

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Bidets are for women to wash their pussy without having to take a shower / a bath, I guess it's from the early 1900s when they just started having running water and had no one had a bathtub or a shower, at most they had a toilet and a sink

I don't think it was ever intended for male to use them.

>>75927114
>that tap
LOL?

>>75937225
>being this passive aggressive and convoluted

If poop came in contact with any part of your body, would you feel comfortable just using TP? Of course not. You take a shit, use TP and then proceed to wash your bhole with water, or ideally with liquid soap

What the fuck? I always thought a bidet was like something added on to the toilet seat, not some totally separate ceramic appliance

How the fuck do you sit on that

>>75937791
You don't sit on it, you hover your ass over it, but i guess you're too fat and untrained to be able to keep a position like that long enough to clean your filthy butt

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>How the fuck do you sit on that
>You don't sit on it, you hover your ass over it

>>75926545
>they are made for women intimate toilet
I didn't know that.

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>>75938069
Hovering your ass over it like this

>>75938336
To be fair, you can actually sit on it if you want and proceed to wash your bunghole like that

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>>75938336
that ain't no bidet

>>75926187
Why don't simply install Japanese toilet seat that have integrated the feature of this thing into toilet seat

>>75939395
because you can't wash your feet in a japanese cyborg toilet

>>75939519
But you can...

>>75939604
lies

>>75927630
This tbqhwy.

At least neither of you are arguing in favor of the abomination that is carpet.

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>>75926566

>>75927236
>Wood floor in a bathroom
Disgusting, you probably have diarrhea stains in your floor too

>>75939741
no tiles are for kitchen and bathrooms, a smooth stone floor in the house is better than pleb tier wood

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I wish we had bidets here in America. Yuro-style bidets are alright for washing your ass, but if I ever get a house of my own, I'm going to import & install a Japanese toilet-bidet. Nothing beats having your ass washed after taking a shit. Makes you feel all squeaky clean.

>>75940113
Just wiping is pretty disgusting to be honest

>>75939797
Nice reading comprehension anon, we were talking about house floors in general, not bathroom ones. I have a ceramic floor for my bathroom. Also do you shit outside the toilet? How do you get diarrhea stains on the floor?

shatafa is superior

>>75940218
Judging by your flag you probably can't even keep your diarrhea spray in the toilet bowl.

>>75934517
I said people

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>>75940310
>Norwegians have such weak stomachs that diarrhea shoots out of their ass holes and sprays the bathroom floor
Are you guys Pajeets now?

>>75940333
you wouldn't know about people

>>75940113
apart from using the toilet paper, what do you do to have a decent higyene?

>>75940447
>Norwegians
You mean ticos

>>75940577
Nah, I never get diarrhea. You and your beta stomach must get it all the time from eating Abdullahs and Pajeets cooking. You need to get used to the cultural enrichment anon.

>>75940707
There's no abdullas or pajeets here, you must be thinking about Sweden.

how can you even shit at an 8+ hours office work without a bidet?

>>75941810
>shitting for 8 hours a day
this is what the argentinian meat diet does to your anus

>>75941810
Does Argentina have bidets? I didn't know any new world cunt used them.

I shit like five times a day, wherever I am, and I just wipe because I'm not going to take five fucking showers a day. I couldn't shower at work even if I wanted to. I don't ever really think about how gross it is just to use toilet paper and nothing else, but this thread has me thinking about it and it's kinda disgusting. I think I liked it better when I wasn't thinking about it.

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>>75942183
>I shit like five times a day,
>five
>times
how
like
whats wrong with you

>>75942183
Older houses (up to 1980) have bidets

The fancy new ones also have bidets.

>>75942183
Only Argentina and Uruguay had a bidet culture. I've heard Venezuela too but it's hard to prove. So far every house I went to had bidets

>>75941810
Is having explosive diaheriah 10 mins after eating degenerate?

>>75926187

Listen man...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWIbKGe4gA

>>75942443
I can lie to you if you want

>>75942443
theres some kind of degeneration going on with you alright just not cultural more like physical

>inferior rest of europe doesn't know how to clean their assholes

>they even have DESIGNATED SHITTING NAPKINS

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>>75942183
About $40 on Amazon and 10 minutes of installation and you can enjoy truly clean ass at home at least.
No more sore asshole or other issues.
Truly the best $40 I have ever spent.

>>75942214
I don't know man. It blows my mind that someone could only shit once every couple of days but that's apparently not uncommon? I'm used to shitting all the time. It doesn't even bother me.

>>75942726
Oh damn, I've got $40. Got a link or product name I can look up? You just might be the hero of my day.

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I actually keep my shower in my shower and my refrigerator goes into the bidet.

That way when you go for a run your shoes are still soft from last week's episode of floor tile porn.

>>75942740
There's certainly not a 100% certified method to shit. I've heard the 'healthy' frequency is 2 per day

1 per day isn't bad but any less than that is bad

>>75934150
>not using a bidet to wash your foots

Ceramic and stone floor is best. Since I don't live in a 3rd world shithole and actually have clean floors I don't have to worry about my feet getting dirty. Carpet on the other hand should be eliminated.

>>75942214
The more you eat the more you shit. This anon must eat a LOT of food.

>>75942807
Yeah I would think more often would generally be better than less often, but five times is surely excessive.

>>75942952
>This anon must eat a LOT of food.
Fat American memes aside, I really don't. I eat typically eat once or twice a day. My diet isn't that bad. I include plenty of veggies.

I think I need to get one of these so I don't have to wipe until I'm bleeding. shitty fragile asshole

Does it shoot water up your arse or what?

>>75944414
i wish
its just like the thing you wash your hands in, but lower and bigger

>>75944480
So you have to use your fingers to clean your bumhole then? It just lets you reach it easier?

>>75944565
When I stayed in Paris many years ago, my hotel room had a bidet and I couldn't figure this shit out either. This was in the 90's so there were no smart phones, and I was too self conscious to ask anyone for an explanation.

>>75927102
aokimura best waifu

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>>75929858

>>75926187
Or you can just use your shower's hose you subhuman

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Standalone bidets are an abomination.

>>75940455
you happen to be an inferior one