anime edition
Poo
louis "cuck king"
2nd
>Tories a shit
>still not enough anti-tory MPs for a majority
Seething
3rd
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/video/2017/may/18/we-are-not-represented-why-is-this-election-so-white-video
Look how racist we are
reminder if you don't have at least one pint glass in your kitchen cupboard that was nicked from the pub you are a paki and should not be posting about loving pints
just got 84 kills in verdun lads
listening to ukf dnb weekend radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
>Unionist subhuman gorilla women
>Pretty Irish grills
Really make u think
>>75862628
Keep leaving mine at various house parties. What am I like?
>>75862621
senile commie twat lost
the night's drinking plan
carling cider -> coors -> smirnoff -> jamesons
>go from lowest popularity in years to being a few percent points behind winner
>btfo the media and the blairites and the jews
>get massive turnout from demographics that don't vote
Literally don't understand how the pseudo-rorkes are pretending Commissar Corbyn didn't come out well.
>Same-sex partners will be allowed to marry in churches in Scotland after the country’s Episcopal Church voted to amend canon law stating marriage to be between a man and a woman.
cannot fathom this level of degeneracy
wtf is wrong with protestants
never understood why Nireland wants to remain a part of the union
christ knows if the national parliament was in Edinburgh I'd be voting out
>>75862652
this image burst my neurons
>>75862694
It wasn't legal already?
idea : bring back my old name
>>75862694
alright yanks stay out of it ok
>>75862652
carla lockhart would be fit if she didn't show so much gum
>>75862689
Why mix beer and spirits? It's not a nice buzz. Pure spirits is much better.
so who won the so called elections
are the results in?
>>75862652
>Pretty
come on mate
>>75862749
Corbyn just DESTROYED dumbo theresa
>>75862692
Because none of that matters. He still lost, and a good result now doesn't mean a better result next time around.
*lights up a fat one*
drinking plan
a single thimble full of neat Kopparberg Mixed Fruits > black out for 36 hours
>>75862757
Compared to the ugly unionist roastie and that fat skank arlene they're angels mate
Gonna get messy
>>75862652
all of them look like a bag of hammers to me
business idea: slightly change the conservative party's name every election so they can celebrate great gains
no drinking plan just gonna be candyflipping simple as
genuinely no idea why northern irish on BBC always talk with such a retarded accent.
we don't talk like this at all
the yank gf
>>75862800
mate compared to arlene by right bollock is the most beautiful creature alive
doesn't mean the shinner aren't traitorous scumbags
*takes a long, refreshing sup of strongbow dark fruits*
>Labour LITERALLY celebrating a defeat
absolutely howling. Imagine being such a runt you go through life cheering and roaring a losers finish
>>75862771
He went in looking like he was going to be ousted and now he's probably the most popular mainstream politician. They are the only party to have actually gained anything from the election.
>>75862771
>He still lost
umm sweetie he's still an MP and his party doubled their seats xx
>>75862800
yeah and compared to you I'm David Gandy, objectively I'm an ugly cunt though
>>75862821
Hammers you say?
>>75862829
politics is a magnet for bad accents
>>75862824
HOWLING
>>75862829
upper class qub bender
>>75862840
fucking posh rural cunts reeee
>>75862835
>>75862856
Ah dinny care ye wae fruits aha
>>75862840
https://youtu.be/ThMwT-pCF7c
>>75862818
No it's not, they will just have a minority with a working day to day coalition
>>75862891
mboko
DUP is fucking based
wish we had a party like that here desu
>>75862840
grrrr why can't she be as big a cunt as me and the other rasheeds its not faaaaaair
the more a vagina looks like it could literally eat me the more aroused it makes me
is there a name for this fetish?
watching zombie simpsons
>>75862840
>mfw that's me
>except it was Independence Day
>except I nearly lit my cousin on fire with a roman candle
>except he also may have lit the field on fire too
>>75862926
You got too much money to turn into ash as well?
>Mars made a dedicated phone line for infected chocolate refunds
Literally who would go through that effort for £1.20
theresa may, merkel, juncker, macron dont have no kids
cant trust em innit
>>75862933
Vaginal voraphilia
The more and more I hear about the DUP the more I like them
>DUP is fucking based
>wish we had a party like that here desu
>>75862894
lol
>>75862933
big vagina?
Hello black man
>tory + rorke coalition
leftypol utterly btfo
Imagine losing your majority to a rag tag group of communists, hastily assembled at the last minute and lead by a man who despite going to one of the best grammar schools in the country, got only 2 E's at A level and dropped out of Trade Union studies at London Met
>>75862957
macron's wife has three children
merkel's husband also has two
>>75862891
yeah that's right you little slug, crawl back under your rock
The DUP pledged:
To reduce the rate of Corporation Tax to at least 12.5%;
To freeze then cut or abolish the TV licence and reform the BBC;
To cut the VAT rate for tourism businesses;
To introduce a Trade Accelerator Plan including an enhanced range of initiatives to help support both new and existing exporters to explore new markets;
To abolish Air Passenger Duty;
To establish low tax, deregulated Freeports in economically underdeveloped parts of the UK
To reduce the number of Government Departments and reduce the number of Special Advisors;
To introduce a Civil Service Voluntary Exit Scheme yielding annual savings of approximately £100 million;
To create new trade, investment and innovation hubs in key global markets;
To introduce alternative models of public sector service delivery such as increasing the use of social enterprises.
Absolutely disgusting fascists
>American sandwiches
What's the appeal? This would feel like biting into a bunch of plastic bags
business idea: the DUP but it's irish nationalist instead
>>75862957
>our boy Clegg has 5 kids
should have been an actual radical centrist, unlike Macron who is simply a banker shill
the point is, i have nothing to say
>>75863018
you're not meant to eat the bag
>>75863015
BBC is good, but licence is at least 3x too high than what it's worth
>>75863015
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>75863018
DUDE
MEAT
LMAO
>>75863018
In America they take the filling out of the sandwich and eat it separately
>>75863015
Literally see nothing wrong with this
Looks like a Labour mainfesto
>>75863004
none were made throught their own flesh
>>75863018
bigger is better as they say
doing a listen
>>75863004
>electing a literal cuck
howling
>>75863044
BBC is literal dogshit. Their coverage last night was an utter shambles. Should gas the whole noncing lot.
>>75863002
>imagine losing a primary as a man who was unemployed for 30 years and siphoned electricity from his neighbors
(I voted for him in the primary anyway)
>>75863015
i like some of these and HATE some others
would love to run through wheat fields but my childhood consisted of a concrete jungle with the odd park and woodland area
>marxist, Islam, IRA sympathiser gets blown out by 'conservatives' and actual Conservative, protestant nationalists
Absolutely howling, you couldn't write it
>>75863020
Michelle would thump you if she heard you say that
>>75862818
The situation with Northern Ireland is far more peaceful than it was in John Major's time.
We're about to get an actual social conservative party in government, and it's fucking beautiful
Whats a good anime to emulate the feeling of having friends?
>>75863078
Which do you like? And which do you hate
The one I like the most is 12.5% corporation tax
>Hard Brexit is literally dead
>>75863110
anyone of them thats set in a school
>>75863078
NEED a Lincolnshire gf
>>75863110
reddit letter media
>>75863088
I'd thump her in the arse over and over until she admitted i was the second coming of Padraig Pearse
>>75863110
K-On!
>sabotage Brexit and doom the country because 'muh bennies'
Leftists were a mistake
>>75863060
>Frenchman has fairly decent English, well enough to use idioms
best ally
business idea: let the machine operators decide who should run the country
>>75863168
>sabotage brexit
this is a good thing anon
brexit is a mistake
>>75863072
Dimblebot is a national treasure you commie twat
>>75863166
that's too vapid even for my tastes anon
>>75863171
DUDE IDEOLOGICAL SUBVERSION LMAO
>>75863168
Yeah all those benefit scroungers in Kensington and Canterbury
Did all these white working class brexit voters not know of Corbyn's immigration policies?
>>75863124
lowering corp tax
alternate models of public sector service delivery
HATE:
abolishing air passenger duty
"freeports"/cutting VAT for tourism (just cut tax outright)
>>75863204
Kuzo No Honkai
>>75863201
>Oh yes here's this information that's outdated by 10 minutes that might be interesting to you
Literally switched to Sky after an hour and I fucking hate Sky as well
>>75863168
I'm sorry, why are you blaming leftists?
Theresa May is the one who decided to call a fucking snap election.
The tories are the party that let her do it
Left wing people have nothing to do with it
>>75863211
love pints love immigration hate the tories simple enough
>>75863181
no no my english level is quite poor honestly
have a few moments of genius but otherwise it's not good. my accent is woeful
>>75863211
i don't think brexit voters really care about politics
>>75863140
you know what they say, brains or beauty
shame
>>75863110
planetarian
Think the dementia tax u-turn will go down in history
reckon this is the bexit outcome for conservatives.
they know brexit is risky as fuck and now they have their fall guy
with an all tory majority they'd have no one to blame but themselves
lib dems took the bullet last time.
DUP will be next
All for the greater good of the conservative party
>>75863183
>machine operators
Just going to use this moment to shill for a tangentially related kino.
want to get fuckkkkked
im properly in heat, i feel like an animal
>>75863240
this is still weird and not sexy though
>>75863241
Fucking philistine
>>75863240
tory voters last night
like politics because you can blame people for things they didn't do
Kinda worried about flying home lads. Have a 9 flight followed by a 6 hour wait in China followed by a 13 hour flight followed by a week in Amsterdam followed by another 1hr flight. Feeling a bit nervous about that much time in the air over undesirable countries.
>>75863140
looks a bit spanish
hmmm yes....
>>75863206
Those are just two places
>>75863248
Well, they voted for someone like Corbyn...
>>75862894
Nice
policy idea: attack your core voter base then backtrack almost instantly
>>75863110
pretty much any one of them
that's why anime is so popular
Funny how you all loved the "salt of earth" working class voters when they were voting for UKIP and Brexit
Now they're just benefits scum to you lot
>>75863240
me on the bottom
>>75862652
>pretty
>>75863164
Cheers mate gave is a good giggle
>>75863290
I'll fuck you like an animal
>>75863332
imagine unlaoding on her gums
>>75863338
didnt make it desu just love the pic
>>75863286
literally 0 chance the Tories will nick DUP seats like they did with the lib Dems
They tried getting NI seats with the uup in 2010 and absolutely fucked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSR3jNZBZlo
yes then
>>75863270
They care about job security and mass immigration for the most part.
If they see the net migration statistics under year of Corbyn, I reckon they'd regret voting Corbyn
>>75862652
>irish standards
anyways wtf i love the welsh now?
>>75862744
you're uncle would be fit if he had tits and a fanny
>>75862652
>>75863332
SCREECHING SCREAMING AND HOWLING
Northern Ireland is like the land that time forgot
>>75863382
Its like the North but actually the North: the north
>Calling an election despite having a majority
>Manifesto attacking your own fucking core voters
>Losing your majority
>showing your hand before negotiation by saying you need a strong mandate for a smooth deal with the eu
>now have to go to the EU negotiating room with no mandate
Is May the worst PM in our lifetime?
>>75863332
moron
>>75863324
Funny how you all hated the "white, stupid bigoted" working class voters when they were voting for UKIP and Brexit
Now they're the progressive heroes to you lot
>>75863402
Brown was at a similar level of incompetence desu
>>75863332
She's not Irish, she's unionist ugly scum
walked through south london at night once
>vote for stalin
>get pinochet
>>75863402
um no sweetie she's making the country strong and stable
>>75863110
Yuyushiki
been disconnected for a couple of hours. any updates? whats DUP saying?
>>75863402
She's a shitty politician but this will have no serious impact on Brexit negotiations. The Germans were going to show up all guns blazing in either case. They weren't really interested in if she had a majority or not - that was a peculiarity of British politics.
>>75863428
wooow chill down tony montana
just for no reason you'll be saying "dumdumdiday"
>>75863287
Shilling for a better film
>>75863427
She just needs a new mouth
Shan't be going out today or tomorrow for fear of terrorist attack but also because I have no friends
>>75863433
>mfw that top right mural is about 5 minutes of walk away from my house
what's your name?
>>75863407
Hi Carla
Lads my current sleep schedule is me falling asleep at 6am and waking up at 3pm
How do I fix this?
>>75863306
How much did this cost?
>>75863402
ah yes, allowing women to become politicians
>>75863402
that's Blair
raggedy old halter top that say "JAM"
>>75863433
>bottom left on labor side
it can't be real
>>75863469
>>75863488
she's unionist and therefore 75862652 was NOT calling her pretty
your post is a farce
cons fuckeDUP
>>75863500
stop going to sleep at 6am maybe?
>>75863015
>To introduce alternative models of public sector service delivery such as increasing the use of social enterprises.
charities will never do as good a job as an organised civil service
>To freeze then cut or abolish the TV licence and reform the BBC;
ah yes i'll look forward to our murdoch inspired FOX news entertainment
>deregulated Freeports
might be alright as long as it doesn't end in dead hookers in container ships or worse immigrants
all the jockeys are elves. classic zombie simpsons
>>75863506
otto weininger predicted this
>>75863500
get a job
Might buy myself a Rangers shirt now
>>75863487
Luke
Listening to some viola beach
Anyone know when their second album is coming out?
>>75863487
Henry / 亨利 / ヘンリー
Nickname: Henners / Wellsy / Wellers
MISSUS MAY
>>75863500
move to Hawaii
>>75863500
me but 7am-4pm
>>75863500
Become employed
>>75863515
your country is a farce
>>75863488
>"Don't forget to brush your gum before you go to bed Carla!"
>>75863500
I go to bed at 5am and wake up at half 9 every morning, stop being so lazy
wonder if May will be able to stay on as leader
>>75863504
£520 for the flight to Dam, £40 for the flight from Dam to the UK (+£16 is ezjew baggage fees) and like, £200 for a hostel for a week in Dam.
>>75863535
hello luke
>>75863539
hello henry
>>75863500
pull an all nighter one day with tons of coffee and going outside
youll be so exhausted youll pass out at 6pm and wake up at 10am the next day
tadah, sleep schedule mostly back on track
have the right-wing death squads begun yet?
Rasheed: votes labour because he likes their policies
Rorke: votes Tory because muh immigrstion
TrueRorke™: votes labour because Theresa may is a woman and women don't deserve political office
>>75863569
sounds like a nice trip
would love to go back to amsterdam
>>75863487
Jeremy
>>75863569
>£200 for a hostel for a week in Dam.
Grim, that's like 30 quid a night. The hostel better have free beer for that money.
Why hasn't this cunt been sacked yet?
am a communist fascist
Why are lefties saying Labour can still be in charge with a minority government? How does that even work?
>>75863603
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>75863583
fantastic lid sounds great
>>75863529
hmm but did he predict this
*sits on your face*
>>75863578
What's your name?
>>75863596
i was drunk all day yesterday managed to shit myself and forgot to vote
what does that make me
>>75863553
MUSSUS MAY
>>75863611
boris johnson PM when
>>75863596
That was literally one of the points for why someone on daily stormer voted for him
>>75863627
*takes a whiff*
hmmm yes.... quite exquisite indeed
>>75863306
>mfw i took a flight that went along the pakistan-afghanistan border
>>75863618
they can't, they'd need a coalition of every left-wing party in Parliament and they'd still have fewer seats than the Tories
>>75863618
i'm not saying that
just happy may played herself like larry david
ELI5: Why does a 'unionist' party have links to IRA terrorism?
>>75863618
If they present a Queens speech and more MPs vote for it than vote against it
REMINDER THAT THERESA HAS SPENT OVER A YEAR CRITICISING JEZZA FOR HAVING MEETINGS WITH THE IRA AND IS NOW IN BED WITH THE ULSTER RESISTANCE
WAlking through london lads, theres a yank playing flute and singing. sounds really beautiful
Had a half-wank to some pov facesitting joi, but didn't cum because of no fap.
Shouldn't torment myself like this lads
>>75863603
hello jeremy
>>75863605
It's almost central amsterdam and they're only like 6 person dorms not 18+. Also I booked it yesterday which is less than a week before checking in so that probably had an affect. Was the cheapest place we could find near enough to Dam to be worth it.
>>75863596
>turbo rorke
Sounds more like Rorkesheed
>>75863638
>what does that make me
classy. maybe even in a slightly druink lord bohemian way. bit jelly really.
>>75863661
hard to make decisions when you're drunk all the time
>>75863651
stormfags are essentially white muslims
>>75863661
They have links to Loyalist terrorists
>>75863655
>tfw flying over Russia/Ukraine
Hope I'm not another 'accident'
>>75863661
fuck off to reddit
Goldsmith PM when
how do japs and chinks know how to pronounce names they haven't seen before if Hanzi characters dont have specific pronounciations attached to them?
>>75863628
Yuuji
going to get a desmond
can feel it
>>75863730
They learn them
>>75863746
unlucky
was hoping my results were today but they ain't
too stupid to be president
listening to dusty springfield
>>75863510
thats because its not you fat yank spastic cunt
you lads remember about that plane from air malaysia that disappeared in the middle of the ocean and nothing was found of it? mad stuff
>tfw no grosse gf
Looking at the way other countries run their domestic policies and looking at the politics in other countries make me glad I'm in the US where we have guns.
doing a choke
>>75863744
Konichiwa Yuuji chan
>>75863762
ahh shit. mines next week
You arrive in France
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yOH_FjeSAQ
>>75863639
>>75863760
but what about names they havent seen before
EG: companies often have madeup names, how do they read those?
>>75863744
Something ive noticed:
Japs: multiple syllable surnames
Chinks: single syllable surnames
Koreans: single syllable surnames
So glad it's all blown up in her face
arrogant, deluded, zero charisma, dried up old bitch
perfect fuel before some pints
might bang your wife/gf/mum if you have any of them
if not I guess I'll just wank meself off
Aisha is so fucking hot. Imagine having a gf who literally resents you if you don't choke and slap her enough. Fucking hell I would hatefuck her so hard
>>75863803
I wish I could get shot at school
>>75863827
FULL KIT WANKER
>>75863730
>names they haven't seen before
they just don't know until know
>>75863810
at least they actually tell you
we've got no idea
>>75863661
Do you really think the IRA were the only "terrorists" in NI? They have links to the UDA and UVF (much higher civilian kill rate than the IRA), not the IRA
>>75863838
>still cooking after school tea for yourself
>>75863798
can't be sure with your level of self-hating degeneracy
>>75863843
you could bang me maybe?
:3
>>75863851
how does a German know our publicschool memes
>>75863828
No idea. Japanese people use Hiragana for that.
Is Richmond-upon-Thames nice?
>>75863799
it was found in the end, it crashed. They think someone on board blew themselves up
>>75863838
That mashed potato looks like shit. I bet the dumb rural cook didn't even add any butter or milk or truffle oil
>>75863829
bit sexist this
>>75863838
Don't even know where to start with this. Absolutely grimme
>>75863873
I have studied your ways
>>75863794
just don't know what to do with myself is a banger
MUSSUS MAY
I HAVE MADE A LEGITIMATE AND PEACEFUL REQUEST
FOR THE GENOCIDE OF ALL NON-WHITES AND IRISHMEN AND WOMEN
YE VILE HAG
>>75863888
yes but expensive, why ask
Whens the election lads?
>>75863888
RICHMOND MENTIONED
>>75863871
>posts a picture literally taken in america
??
>>75863888
its heaven if you are middleaged
otherwise its boring as shit and so tightly on lock theres fuck all to do
>>75863889
why would they blow themselves up that's illegal
>>75863828
hmm
you are smart
me on the left
>>75863838
eatins cheatin
>>75863882
thought katakana was the foreign one?
>>75863936
What the fuck is the context of this image?
WANT PINTS
WANT DICKS
failing that:
WANT TO DIE
favourite top gear episode is the one where they drive the BMW round Silverstone in the 24 hour race
>>75863873
>you could bang me maybe?
*runs a critical eye up and down the wretched carcass you call your body*
nah I'm good thanks
was rather hoping the politics mongs would generally fuck off now, maybe a few more days
>on a 9 hour flight next wednesday
hate hate HATE it
>>75863934
in what area of japan do you live in?
love pints me
>>75863958
some dull advert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3n1mVvonDI
>>75863993
t.dublin pintman
>did literally 7 hours of revision every day for 38 days to prepare for uni interviews
>got an offer
fastforward to exam season (now)
>struggling to get 10 minutes done per day and the exam is in 3 days
why am i such a selfsaboteur
just want these exams to be over and its sort of like by ignoring the revision i can pretend they aren't happening
need a flat in pengmond
heading off in a bit to get a 10 pack of pints
they're on sale in tescos atm
>>75863976
same
think /brit/ might be dead
>>75863990
kanto
hate politics hate posh cunts
love drinking pints and bunning zoots
simple as that really
>>75863955
Nah Hiragana is the phonetic one like our alphabet. Katakana is like simplified kanji i think
>>75864022
cool
>>75863976
What if there was a board like /int/+/pol/ for generals like /brit/ where political shit could be contained?
>>75864049
don't think I could squeeze well you know what I mean
>>75864036
don't mind poshos
wouldn't mind a zoot tbf
>>75864062
great business idea
let's call it "brit/pol/"
>>75864013
fuck off oxbridge wanker
>>75864312
absolutely remarkable post