>want to live in America >can't because too scared

It is a fearful place

Don't worry, the police will make sure nobody harms you by shooting you first.

Pretty much all the shootings happen in black neighborhoods because Tyrone be fuckin Lashonda but she Omar's ex and got Jamal baby so Jamal and his boys rolled up and shot that nigga

So you know. Just avoid those areas and you'll be fine.

>>75861725
Unironically true.

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>>75861567
F U L L
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>>75861567
we full la

>>75863330
>>75863291
Juan and José disagree

>>75861725
>>75861842
what about all those white people who shoot up their schools

>>75861567
it's okay there's no space anyway

>>75861567
if you're going to be afraid of every little thing, don't bother coming here if you don't plan to live in some small iowa town with 0 crime. you'd get stressed out and suffer. gun culture in the US will never die, so get used to it

>>75863383
>>>/x/

>>75861567
Live in rural Wyoming or Iowa

USA is large, you can't generalize us

>>75863383
joke's on them, I dropped out

No g*rms allowed

>>75861725
Why would Jamal kill Tyrone when his mother agreed to get fucked by Tyrone? Or is Jamal the son of Omar and he ordered him to kill Tyrone?

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>>75863491
>german
>"""""""""""humor"""""""""""

>>75863491
He was high on the crack he bought from Marcus

>>75863545
What do you call 1000 Jews on a train?

Anything you want, they are never coming back

what is your plan to enter?

>>75863383

Statistical noise. You're more likely to be killed by lightening.

Whenever this subject comes up people forget that America is a nation 320,000,000 people. Shit happens.

>>75861725
Not even lying this is 100% true

I live in a city with reasonably high crime and it's pretty easy to get heroin or cocaine but as long as you hang around the white areas it's pretty nice.

Head to the African part of twin though and you'll hear loud rap everywhere and people yell at you from across the street for fun

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>>75861567
>He hasn't been shot yet.
Get a load of this fag.

>>75861567
Get ready for a shot if you're a kraut

>>75861567
Crime rates are not even across the board for every one fucked up major city with daily shootings there are dozens of comfy medium sized towns with crime rates comparable to Europe

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>>75861567
Why don't you just live somewhere with a low crime rate?

>>75863383
There are 350 million if us so statistically a few school shootings is really low. Most gun deaths here are suicide and after that it's basically hood trash.

>>75861567
Just stay out of Miami.

You Krauts have a fascination with visiting our shithole cities.

http://www.nytimes.com/1993/09/09/us/tourist-is-killed-in-florida-despite-taking-precautions.html

>>75861567
Build up an immunity to bullets before coming here, duhhhh.

>>75865472
its an european thing, they look at a map and look for the worst possible shitholes to go to, thats why so many of them go to india and vietnam and south america

>>75865472
http://pix11.com/2017/05/05/arrest-made-in-beating-sexual-assault-of-lost-german-tourist-in-harlem/

>>75865585
>muh different culture
>muh new experiences
That's how young Europeans think. Visiting America or Australia has become too mainstream and most of them have seen Europe already

>>75865670
Go to East Asia like a cool person. That's what I do. They love Europeans and White New Worlders.

>>75865585
Yeah it checks out in your country too.

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE95000I20130601

>>75865822
yeah they think poverty is pretty

>>75865670
Even here they should hire a guide.
>>75865616