American visiting Canada here. Why the actual fuck don't

>>75836987

We don't have a need for rampant alcoholism like you

>>75837006
But then how do people manage to drink and drive?

How do you deal with the excess of stupid people without that mechanism then?

>>75836987
>>75837006
We actually do though...Was in Kitchener on the weekend and they have alcohol in their grocery stores as well.

Maybe it's only Southern Ontario?

>>75837074

It has to be extremely low in alcohol content. If it's over like 4% it can only be bought at LCBO licensed places in Ontario.

>>75837087
They had wine as well though

You can get beer in some grocery stores and Ontario wine as well. Honestly its really convenient to get whatever you want all in one place. In alberta where its privatized every liquor store has like 1/10th of the selection if even that that of the liquor and beer store.

woah
i already distill my own booze because i am cheap and lazy
cant imagine myself in canada

>>75836987
do they have drive through bottle shops?
thats where aussies get most of their grog

Alcohol is forbidden in islamic nations

>>75837159
Top kek.

>>75837159
Nice joke but it isn't true, Turkey for example is known for its wine

>>75837318
Also raki

>>75837318
Turkey is not islamic.

Over here you can get alcohol delivered to your door from any supermarket that has an online shop.

>>75836987
every province has a monopoly on alcohol except quebec I think.

https://youtu.be/r7T6qU16fT4

Oh Canada!

>>75837058
Lots of homeless people just steal rubbing alcohol from drug stores and drink that. Can't imagine it tastes too good.

>>75837390
Would've been funnier if you had an american flag, now it's just shitposting

>>75837529
Y tho?

>>75837006
Bro you live in an ice filled hellhole. How the fuck don't you have a need for alcoholism?

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>>75838165
Because we have WEED DUDE

>>75838019
i think alcohol is very dangerous over there

here's my theory: in low population, low sunlight, sparsely populated regions where depression is common, ppl can just drink themselves to death
i base this theory on greenland which is kinda similar, unrestricted alcohol over there almost wiped whole population out

it's different when you live in a city, with ton of ppl, lights, music etc

>>75838276
Lel that would be why Pennsylvania has state run liquor stores.