>check cheap bootleg chink stuff in aliexpress >see this

>>75821863
>cost mush time

really nigs my nog

>3 months

Holy shit, do they deliver parcels with donkeys?
This is like postal service from the year 1600.

>>75822303
My $1 mousepad from Hong Kong took 6 months to ship. I completely forgot about it too.

goods travel in big containers
they travel as fast as those containers
when few containers move to a destination there is a big wait line

>>75822390
But why does brazil in particular take so long? Shipping that stuff to my inuit bros in buttfuck nowhere in greenland would take half the time

>>75822619
Bureaucracy

>>75822619
it's delivered by macaco

>>75822619
All the boat drivers are too busy eating UMA DELICIA

>>75821863
Brazil is a poor, corrupt, backwards shithole. 30% of the things that i buy get stolen during shipping.

>>75822619
Because the costums here is understaffed and retarded. Sometimes itens even get lost there.

>>75825921
I buy shit all the time online for over 10 years and never got robbed

>>75826124
I bet you're from the first world South Brazil, where the sun shines 24/7 and snows for 3 months.

>>75827008
Im from the northeast you retard

>>75825921
if you were Argentine it would be 80%

>>75821863
protectionism and bureaucracy

>>75828503
But you're white i bet, that's why no one steals your things.

>>75822303
I had been waiting for a parcel from usa for like 4 month once. Paid like 80 for delivery but the guy still had courage to fuck me up

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>>75821863
>tfw I get 60% of my chinkshit whitin a week and a half.

>hot sauce on ebay
>the seller is a guy from poortugal
>shipping: worldwide
>the only exception is italy

probably some italophobe

>>75828975
Not really. If your shit get stolen it's probably because you live in a really bad city.