Do Americ*ns really put butter in their coffee? Aren't

I tried this and I fucking hate it. Nasty flavor.

>>75814389
maybe it just needed some sugar and lard?

>>75814439
>sugar

I meant high fructose corn syrup, sorry

>>75814439
>>75814699
You seem very bitter, did an American on the internet call you gay or something?

>>75814356
I've tried it semi-ironically with chocolate and it's not bad.

>>75814840
it's called friendly banter, you wouldn't understand

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>>75814903
Holy, Australia on fire today

>>75814356
is it true australians put marmite in their shoes?

>>75815038
we put vegemite on our shoes, get it right

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>this thread isn't going how I planned
Literally aussies right now

>>75815066
if Aussies dig a hole long enough do they end up back in China?

>>75815120
umm... butthurt americans is exactly what I planned though sweety, try again ;) xo

>>75815120
>America in charge of banter
your kraut heritage is showing

>>75814903
That's not the vibe you give off desu

>>75815211
whatever vibe you choose to read my text in is your problem and a projection of your own insecurities desu

>>75814356
It's only our retarded "paleo" movement and their offshoots.

Because nothing says "caveman" quite like combining 2 post-agricultural products.

Do other countries have retarded "paleo" movements, or is that mostly American?

>>75815273
I think it's spread everywhere but it's all as equally retarded

It's actually not bad if you put it in a French press and emulsify it. Otherwise it's an oil slick

I thought it was a German and Polish thing.

What? People do that?
That's gross

"bulletproof coffee"

>>75815205
>thinks he's not talking to a nigger

>>75815273
Yes, all the retarded reddit-tier memes have reached us (saturated and trans fat is good, cholesterol is harmless, bacon xD, gluten is bad, himalyan salts, meat-only diets etc).

>>75814899
>βουτυρο kαι σοkολατα
>σε kαφε
>δεν τον πινει μαυρο βαρυ σkετο
σμη τβχ λαδ

>>75814356
>Do Americ*ns really put butter in their coffee?
No, you fucking idiot.

>>75814356
>Aren't you fat enough?
No, you fucking idiot

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>>75814356
buhdder? in covfefe?

No, yes.