Cunt Most embarrasing thing you are willing to admit about yourself?

>>75788123
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a porn hoarder

>>75788123
>I have cuck fetish
Same,but I'm not embarrassed from that.

What I'm embarrassed most about myself is that I dont know how to ride a bike

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compulsive liar. i lie randomly about things when i dont even need to do so to save a face or whatever

>>75788817
So you got trials for HJK when you were 15 :^)

>21 year old virgin who has never had a gf
>quite fat and have manboobs as a result
>ugly in general with thinning hair, a receding chin, little facial symmetry, bad skin and 177cm manlet
>still haven't finished first year of uni
>flaccid penis is micro-tier, erect like 12cm
>never held a real job (only tutor maths every once in a while)
>very easily startled
>shit my pants at 19 once
>never had a bday party
>have literally NEVER had a conversation with an unrelated girl which WASN'T relating to uni or sth similar

rate

>>75788123
I sometimes piss or shit myself after prayer.
I stand near the toilet when i let it go.

>>75788888
Wasted quints

>>75789005
On the bad scale like 7. Obviously still fixable since 177 isn't too manlet especially abroad

>>75788462
Me too.
How much porn do you have? I'm at 10TB

>>75788888
no i mean like
>did you do this task already
>yes
even though i havent and i have no reason to say otherwise

>>75788123
Do you have a gf?
Can i come and fuck her?

>>75789208
I also like to add lies to make things interesting. When im drunk i goo too far but keep with it

There's a lot of embarrassing things I'm willing to admit anonymously

but the most embarrassing that I'd admit irl I guess is that a little while ago I got hired for a box moving type job with really a fuckton of hours, and it was right before the start of my first semester of uni. basically I was just overestimating my abilities and thinking of myself as not a pathetic piece of shit; there's no way I could work and be a student, I'm both too stupid and too lazy. but I got hired at this place anyway to sort of force myself into being better. I realized how stupid I was being and didn't show up to the job more than once. It embarrasses me just thinking about it.

Sudan
I put too much emphasis on other people's evaluations and hate myself for it, I compensate for my social failures by creating personas online

>>75789208
jesus I do this too it's awful

well this is a fucking can of worms

canada
very insecure about my looks as I was once called attractive by many girls but have since gained weight and am ugly now

>>75788123
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I also have a cuck fetish

>>75789956
So youre not a real doctah?

UK
yellow fever

>>75789005
>21 year old virgin who has never had a gf
>quite fat and have manboobs as a result
>flaccid penis is micro-tier, erect like 12cm
>177cm manlet
same

except i have great hair, a manly face, and have no problems talking to women it's just i'm a shut-in with paranoia problems

>>75790202
No everything was true, without exception

What I did is transfer my personality online to avoid genuine consequences

>>75788123
Batavia
Don't actually have a personality and just talk and do like the others

>>75789828
>I realized how stupid I was being and didn't show up to the job more than once
wow, i bet nobody even fucking remembers you, in 5 years the only person who'll still be thinking about that is you.

>>75790287
For example i know everything about football now and started watching a lot of matches i honestly dont know why. Don't even support a team. Really like the financial aspect though

>>75789005
>>75790287
How is any of this embarrassing for you guys? Sound like typical dutch, albeit a bit short

>>75790287
>>75790357
Patrick Bateman tier 2bh

>>75788123
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I have self-harm scars

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>30 years old
>only slept with 2 women

>>75790456
Where on your body?

>>75790314
well obviously
It's a personal thing

>>75790441
Its real, I do it, except I criticise nearly everything I do, I say

Like I have to suppress the real personality I have and project one that's appropriate to get by, watch matches and certain shows to feel a sense of participation

>>75790484
>21 years old
>Only slept with 0 women

>>75790523
You like Huey Lewis and the News?

>>75790490
inner thigh, which is alright I guess

>>75790554
nice fore

>>75790554
Didn't know who he is, and I don't understand the reference if you're making one

>>75790534
Meh, you're still young.

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I spend seven years studying something only to drop out for financial reasons. But I couldn't finish it out of boredom anyway.

>>75790582
Well at least it's easy to hide, I knew someone with scars on their arms and they were too embarrassed to wear t-shirts

>>75790678
Yeah, but still

>>75790679
I can't concentrate on things I don't enjoy.

I can spend the entire day programming as a hobby, but when I hand in a paper I spend my entire day on 4chan.

>>75790766
*have to hand in

>>75790618
Amurikan Spsycho
>>75790441
Not really I think. Just fake personality but not the tendency to kill anyone or something

Have a weird Oedipus thing going on since I was a kid. My mom one saw nude pictures of me and started complimenting my body because of it for a while and I got hold but then went too far. I stopped and she hasn't mentioned it and we have a good relationship. I still like having sex with older women, or really all women and like a variety of ethnicities and body types. Watching a middle aged woman with a young well endowed guy really gets me off, and I experimented with it by swinging with older couples/acting as a bull. feel kinda bad about it but I'm glad she still loves me.

>>75788123
I've always been deeply insecure about girls, the race element doesn't do much but the other stuff does get to me