Itt:provide an example of your native language being spoken

>>75772870
Any british accent
OI BLIMEY U SAY UAR FROM AMERICAR EHY

>>75772949
american accents are extremely irritating in real life

>>75773150
Oh, bless your heart, sweetie.

>>75772870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWDBkCKQRAY

>>75773934
>spoken

>>75772870
Woman from southern Slovakia, where significant hungarian minority lives. Some people actually use hungarian as their first everyday language and sometimes they mess up grammar. She mostly uses grammatical genders incorrectly. However it is not "terrible" (in fact, more like funny; a Slovak would not have problems understanding her), comparted to what OP posted; it didn't even sound to me as english.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqb76MZzdUQ

>>75776366
interesting

bump

>>75772870
She's kinda hot to be quite honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbK4cL3QSc0

Skip to 02:01
https://youtu.be/x22cXX0Tuy8

Vaslui, the Florida of Romania. You can hear the reporter speaking correctly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2DeNWMQo9s

And as a bonus, some old fuck trying to speak french. Reporter asks him where Union Square got its name from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24ZY91C_OI

Later being a meme, this lady from china defenses for her son of eating in the mtr (it is not allowed in hk)
http://youtu.be/5l50Qm02ALo

>>75776366
>when paprika gets in your halusky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97p-yaKmjZs

its not really terrible, more like on advanced level from rest of us plebs

>>75772870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBOygroZQAM
Carpathian dialect or something like this. Most of Ukrainians don't understand what he's talking about.

>>75776366
interesting thing is that her first name is Slovak not Hungarian (Alžbeta vs Erzsébet)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h9zJtYyjKE

>>75773934
Is it how average Netherlander looks? Because they look worse than Russian gopniks.

What do you deem the proper spoken accent for your language?

For no two districts will speak alike, nor indeed will two persons speak identically.

Is it the mode of speech of the man who is higher educated?

>>75772870
That slightly more guttural "h" is so strikingly un-English, more than any other corrupted word or sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w08XD3qWL74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p94WZQCMJmg

>>75780815
How is this different from regular American accent?

>>75772949
you even do shit impressions of us in text form, congrats.

>>75781388

the r is being dropped for one

>>75781443
>the r is being dropped
How is this different from regular British accent?

>>75782888
Das ist die joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKzz4t7JQEc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du1jWYOcMuE

>>75772870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgCbG0q4jmc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO0lY1jOqRw

>>75783997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o7cIMms4Ao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c28sXu_GnQ

she is from Białystok and has slight Belarusian accent, which is annoying, but foreigners won't tell the difference.

she sometimes says "s" instead of "ś" and stuff like that, it's fully understandable, but if you catch it it's annoying

>>75784079
>>75783997
inb4 FUA

>>75772870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiu1F-43q9I

>>75784227
well actually idk if she's from Białystok, maybe she isn't

>>75784230
>FUA
that's mexican
>inb4 "what's the difference"

>>75783997
>>75784079
kek

>>75784040
>what to say? which sessage to mend?
>i mean message to send?
>to whom?

>i'm sending a message to those who see and don't hear
>i'm sending a message to those who listen and don't hear.. i mean see and don't hear and listen ..
>i apologize, you'll edit this in the studio, right?

>...to those who look and don't hear and don't see
>i'm sending a message to those who listen, and don't hear(finally)

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>>75773150
What did you just fuckin say to me?

>>75780869
Wait..Albania is a real place?

pitty patty potato slang

>>75786146
Λοσ ΑμεριkΑΝΟ εδυkατζιονε σενιορες

Werent the english supposed to teach the scots english after they took over? You didnt do a very good job

>>75784079
Maestro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCiknFiR_nQ

>>75789552
german really suits terrorist rant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXdaR7-ghPI

>>75781062
I can't get over his teeny tri-corn hat

Just listen to any portuguese person speaking """portuguese"""
Portugal should just give up already and admit that they speak spanish

>>75799062
imagine being this retarded, holy shit

>>75772870

Polish as spoken by an American:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzYeY6eFQms

>>75781062

CO TO KURWA JEST?!?!?! REEEEEE

Just look up anything said by our current president. He makes Dubya sound like a Rhodes scholar.

>>75772949
Christ your nation is cancerous.
Are you not even aware of how effeminate and grating Americans sound when they attempt to vomit out anything aside Spanish?
You are in a desperate need of perspective.

>>75801305
did you really fall for this week b8? wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-fhREPK9A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LbatbHqCfc
Swedish spoken by YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp1VuWvJIog

You can't really appreciate any of these unless you speak the language.

>>75784040
>>75783985
>>75783912

Those speak with a normal accent and grammar, it's just the content that's funny.

>>75784227
wew lad this karachan sounds like a big deal mang
to me the girl isnt annoying at all btw

>>75805441
looks kind of staged t.bh

>>75801333
>kobiety są najważniejsze
>ludzie starsi też
>ludzie... są niepełnosprawni
i know what he meant but still xd

>>75781211
Are you kidding? They are all Moroccans.

This is in the "Fush and Chups" accent Australians mock us for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao4ypfXWRlI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQCd974SaM