>tfw no jobs >tfw surrounded by forest At least I have

you in here complaining about no jobs
but you're sucking a nigga dick the whole time
well i guess a blowjob is better than no jobs

>>75730028
stealth rare

STEALTH RARE

>population of almost a million

whoa

>>75730028
Just survive off fruits and stray dogs, I've seen plenty of both when I was in Réunion
Besides it's never cold don't even need a house

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%A9union

The fuck?

>stealth rare in the wee hours of the night

Bastard. The autists who missed this will call for your head when they find out in the morning...

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>>75730114
>more people than my country's second-largest city

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>>75730146
Daily reminder the sun never sets on the (remaining) French empire

>>75730126
>don't even need a house

And how do I protect myself from cyclones ?

>>75730204
Stand up proudly in the storm and the weight of your enormous balls will keep you anchored

>>75730180
>sans_Terre_Adelie
for what purpose? are you afraid you'll offend all the cuck "countries" without antarctic claims?

how beautiful are the women there?

>>75730280
People over there are from many horizons, Europeans, Asians, Indians, Africans etc and mixing is pretty common so you will find some very exotic girls
Those girls can be ugly or beautiful like anywhere in the world but they'll be exotic
I'm not OP tho it's from what I saw when I stayed there a few weeks

>>75730280
I don't know. I am a NEET.

>>75730180
hey i can see my island

>being a mainlandfag

>>75730589
ULTRA RARE

>>75730589
The only one worse than Mayotte is French Guiana tho

>>75730589
never before seen

>>75730589
R A R E
A
R
E

>some fag found the French Polynesia proxies

>>75730028
Are you me?

>>75730589
R A R E
A
R
E

>tfw just found a job
I have faith in thee Reunion

>>75730146
wew, I had no idea.

>>75730589
wow shit nigga that's some

REAL
FUCKING
RARE
SHIT
NIGGA

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>>75730589
>Mayotte
That's the first new flag I've saved in three years. Thanks, m8.

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>>75730028
>Reunion largest city
muh sides are out of this orbit!!

>20-25° all year
>beaches everywhere
>lots of forest

Damn it seems comfy. How can you be depressed? Earn money by scamming tourists or selling them useless shit like everyone does of touristy islands.

>>75741407
what's the point of having money when you can't spend it.

It's so isolated

>>75741295
HUE

>>75741480
Depends of what kind of person you are. If you're someone who just wants be left in peace this seems like the ideal place.

>>75738709
>he didnt save the 100% legit DRCongo flag from a few years ago

>>75730589
muslim shithole