What crimes do your politicians get caught doing? Here

>>75726726
THAT isn't real

boy pussy is funny

In my country a better question would be, what crimes DON'T they get caught doing.

And the answer is none.

>>75726770
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/03/28/married-republican-lawmaker-told-teenage-prostitute-he-wanted-to-fk-his-boy-pussy/

https://aheadofthe.news/married-republican-lawmaker-told-teenage-prostitute-he-wanted-to-fk-his-boy-pussy/

http://outbuzz.com/senator-ralph-shortey

http://www.joemygod.com/2017/03/27/oklahoma-court-docs-reveal-former-gop-senator-agreed-bareback-sex-boy-pussy-prostitute/

>>75726804
>those domain names
ah yes, very credible

>>75726818
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ralph-shortey-oklahoma-lawmaker-hit-child-prostitution-charges-n734376

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ralph-shortey-republican-senator-child-prostitution-charges-plans-to-resign-oklahoma/

http://newsok.com/article/5541832

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/mar/16/ralph-shortey-oklahoma-state-senator-charged-engag/

Need any more?

>>75726863
these are fake news. don't you read trump's twitter?

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>He doesn't want to fuck some boi pussi
What are you? Some kinda faggot?

http://i.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/67949918/prime-minister-john-key-pulled-waitress-ponytail

This was headline news in nz

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>>75726726

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>>75728513
more if you really care

>>75726784
There's a lot of offenses they still have to get caught for, that we still haven't heard about.

So the answer is yes

Our former federal president (just a ceremonial figure, not the head of government) had to resign because claims surfaced that a close friend of his gave him a good credit for his house. He was later freed of all charges.

More serious but not a crime:

Our former federal minister for education got caught forging her doctoral thesis several decades ago. Ironically it was about the spiritual and philosophical formation of one's conscience, hah. She only has a high school degree now.

>>75728630
I once talked to a important Chinese academic. He is convinced that Xi Jinping had someone else write his doctorate thesis for him.

>>75726726
Nobody can resist a sexy boy pussy.

>>75728654
There was a huge fallout from this primary scandal.

Activists launched a wiki-like platform where they collectively analyzed the doctoral thesis' of virtually all high profile politicians for academical wrong-doing and blatant forgery. Another minister was compromised and several MPs lost their academic titles.

buying homes/taking vacations with taxpayer money

>>75726726
truly /oneofus/

Our politicians are so fucked up that I would get angry if they weren't coke snorting arms selling pedos, too suspicious