>mfw my ass is bleeding profusely after wiping again why

are you fat? sometimes, if you're fat, your ass will scratch from having big shits

>>75700547

no, my shits are fine and i'm normal weight. it is only when i have a few wipes then suddenly the massive bloodloss from my anal rim begins.

>Tfw i need to shave my anus on a regular basis
>always looks deeply humiliating and feels bad afterwards

Why can't i have a hairless arsehole like a woman?

>>75700505
>one day i will die of feces getting into my blood stream
I've had this same thought before and I know this feel very well.

>>75704846
women have hair in their ass too

>>75705083
None of the girls i got with had hair down there. I have a fucking jungle and i would be wondered if a woman did so as well.

Anal Fissure? they're surprising common in autists because of breathholding spells and constipation

Do some warm baths (Sitz) after you apply some proctal analgesic cream, breathing exercises and if you have reccuring stinging pains in the anal region for no problem, without any blood or damage (proctalgia fugax, also common among anxious people), you might need a medication or two

>>75700547

the voice of experience

>>75705021
The differential in pressure makes it the other way around, you're more likely to bleed into your GI tract, but sepsis from impacted feaces for instance can cause death

Social anxiety people ITT probably all have a bit of a constipation/diarrhoea problem and maybe some breathing trouble

>>75700505
i have the same because of excessive wiping.
my toilet needs dozens of flushes and pressing because of my excessive use of toilet paper
i hope i make you feel well when i say that germans usually dont own a bidet

Asshurt jew hahaha :D:D:D:D oh wow who could have guessed hahahah :D:D:D:D:D get into oven Moses :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

that's how anne frank died :)

>>75705543
i shit every three days. i dont feele well and clean if i would have to shit in less days

>>75705544
>>75700505
>>75700547
Dios mio, are you guys literally giving yourselves abraded anuses with dry tissue paper

>>75705625
I tried fibre diets and got immense relief, but it never really petered out until I got a hold on my anxiety, then my bowels regulated themselves (like a Finnbro once said, they have plenty of connections to the brain)

Also I don't use a bidet, no tissue paper, just a small water hose like in American gardens, it gushes warm water with a little pressure and relaxes the area and cleans it well, I highly recommend it

>>75705702
i dont shit outside, also my bathroom is too small for these things

>>75705892
lol, its a very small high pressure hose installed next to the toilet seat, less than an inch thick