hello leftypol discord edition
THREAD ANTHEM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=861f18VN6zI
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVZJGCpp0JU
>>75685833
hello leftypol discord
anime
hello leftypol discord
>>75685494
THIS POST is what I've been saying since the terroract in Manchester.
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/ESSEX/
>>75635865
>>75260004
>>75685883
wheres janny
lauren
>>75685869
/a/lways and forever
What even is discord and when did lefty/pol/ become a thing?
fucking STATE of this general
when i was at school, i was a fella. round the bikesheds fingering daniella
want to futurepost AND leftypol post at the same time but then jan give me a ban hehe
i just realized if britian declares allegiance to them, isis won't have a reason to bomb them
._.
>>75685959
Rorke
going to bed now
goodbye leftypol discord x
>>75685959
hello leftypol discord
might call the janman in
some of you runts could use with a warning
>>75685953
sounds like a massive gimmick, imagine the bants if it was a lefty saying some daft shit. do it
Jannies like hot shit if we make a new thread before 300 posts, literally stops jacking off, pulls the 14 inch dildo out his elongated arsehole, waddles over to his computer in discontent just to delete the fucking thread.
But he can't fucking ban all these spammers shitting up the place. Useless. It's almost as if he's not getting paid.
>>75686012
HELLO LEFTYPOL DISCORD
yellow heftylol pissboard
pirate shitposting is a bit strange
What a great we deal we got.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal
>>75686041
aaaaaaaaajajajajaja hola leftypol discord
>>75685837
bit weird how the literal brony song is less cringe than the leftypol one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df1Zcec1qBs
>you will never live in 80s england
hate it
having a wank if dubs
>>75685837
Looking into the anthem of /leftypol/ lads, they seem like a powerful outfit. I propose that we give them a fair listen at least
>>75686070
GOT ONE!
>leftypol are platinum triggered
what could possibly be the evolutionary advantage of being this ugly lmao
>At the end of the day I watched the ‘One Love’ concert on the BBC, it was good, when Katy Perry encouraged viewers to touch their family, I touched my youngest sisters arm, she recoiled and shouted at me, asked what I was doing, I was hurt, am I really that disgusting? Then, as per Katy’s next instruction, I told my sister I loved her, she eventually replied in kind but clearly didn’t mean it.
hooting and hollering
got called a lifestylist in the leftypol discord
doing a poo
>>75686105
looks like drumpf
hes here
I'm going to tell janny that you're all spamming
He wont like it one bit
>>75686091
Never heard of them until now la
I have been a regular here and know all the gimmicks
>>75686105
idk you turned up somehow
>>75686109
alri janny sort the spammers out please
>>75686111
lets see
I suppose this is a bad time to post about how fucky Andrew Plebgate Mitchell is so bent on the idea of wasting taxpayers' money on white elephants abroad. eh, here it goes:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/21/st-helena-islanders-compensation-285m-airport
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/nov/03/st-helena-airport-will-require-open-chequebook
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08rq1p4#play
O_o
Don't like this gimmick at all.
>hairy girls thread on /soc/ is all french women
funny how true some stereotypes are
requesting an adaptation
>oven pizza
>>75686126
for some reason that image has me absolutely screeching
im literally cackling out loud like a madman
>>75686153
fuck off
OI!!!!!!! SPAMMERS!!!!!!!!! SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bogpill me on british squirrels
having an oven potato, shop carrots and peas and supermarket chicken
>>75686189
That's a chinchilla
made a script that replaces every HLD post with a random post from /brit/ from 2 months ago. ah yes much better
>>75686166
link us up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCTqlcDkg3Y
drinking the house vodka
>>75686199
pics
im a nice gguy, just need one girl to give me a chance
dumb frogposter
>>75686224
corbynetto
>>75686160
Who the fuck built the airport in the firstplace without checking if it wasn't too windy?
>>75686207
ummm i think you mean enchilada sweetie x
woah
MODS
MODS MODS MODS
JANNYYYYYYYYYYYY
>drinking the house vodka
Got tonsillitis for the first time in my life and I went down on a girl last Friday
Genuinely worried I might have oral chlamydia lads, just my luck
>>75686220
cannot be arsed
>>75686244
It's probably the only place on the island they can fit an airport so just rolled with it.
>>75686240
discord.gg/9sJ5QUJ
>>75686257
genuinely don't know if you expected me to read all of this or not but im not x
>>75686224
antifa gf
just put the oven pizza out of the ice cupboard and into the flame box.
>>75686176
Make me, Nigel.
>>75686290
might doxx myself if i click that so i wont x
is discord doxxable?
feel like it could be
is /soc/ the most normie board on here?
*runs into Lidl at full pace*
>Mam, put down those own brand turkey twizzlers! Me bonus has come in - it's Bernard Matthews for us this year!
>Oooh luv, it's a Christmas miracle it is!
*whole store breaks into cheers and applause*
it is
do you start believing in communism if you have low test? Most of that bunch look malnourished when I see them protesting
>>75686268
if he wanted that to look more smooth he shoult have straightened his hat before he picked up his brolly.
>>75686319
>>75686327
not sure
>>75686345
una
vela...
>>75686327
Only if you put your real name on it you numpty
>>75686338
What was the Christmas bonus thing?
got a great new gimmick, going to test it out soon
>>75686328
i think the single-interest boards tend to be pretty normie, in particular if they're like normal interests (think /diy/, /out/ or /trv/)
/soc/ is full of normies that are mentally ill in some fashion, normie only in the sense that they get laid but nothing else
>>75686327
make some name up
prefer to think of myself as a human doing rather than a human being
>>75686371
my real name is gasthekikes
>>75686386
*in particular if they're normal interests
>>75686283
PICS
>>75657581
the normal people dont want to give interviews i guess
>>75657593
My mate James is called Jim and Jizzy sometimes
>>75657636
cringe
>>75657655
dont do that lad
corbyn called out the saudijews. trump danced with them
This "hello leftypol" thing is really fucking tired
is Everyone okay after the attacks?
feel Horrible and i hope no one here got hurt
>>75686432
Filter it
>>75686416
u first
>>75686432
it's damage control from the toricucks. corbyn just BTFO may
A certain discord server?
>>75685837
>leftpol song
>has adds on the vid
looks like they are learning to be entrepreneurial capitalists or not having a job doesn't help lol
>>75686470
hello left wing politics board instant messaging server
>>75686382
universal credit gives you a £10 bonus for the christmas season
>leftypol posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb4a_CLHtBs
/BRIT/ RULES
#1 No shit stirrers, spergs, autists, know-it-alls, degenerates, weeaboos, verbal shitposters, extreme shitposting, posting NSFW material (gore, nudity, etc...), racemixers, communists, ebonics unironically, non-whites (you must identify as only white). JEWS ARE NOT WHITE
#2 DO NOT POST ANY INFORMATION THAT COULD BE USED TO DOX YOU aka do not reveal your identity.
#3 No extreme nihilism.
#4 No arguing about religion.
Hi guys, just want to do a quick customer satisfaction survey about my new gimmick (>>75686430)
Have you seen my new gimmick?
What age are you?
On a scale of 1-5...
Was my gimmick original?
Was my gimmick funny?
How likely are you to use my gimmick in future?
thanks loves x
MY JANNY SENSES ARE TINGLING
AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEEEEEENA
J
done NOTHING in the last week and a half
ajaja
>>75686505
>Was my gimmick original?
no
>Was my gimmick funny?
no
>How likely are you to use my gimmick in future?
yes
>>75686498
>shit stirrers
>extreme shitposting
>communists
>arguing about religion
all me
JANNY?
>>75686350
they are poor, unemployed, and mentally ill. i've seen them advocate socialism, cummunism, marx, lenin, mao, feminism, homosexuality, gender identity, anti white racism, openly boast of their gay secual escapades, openly talk about waking up at 3 in the afternoon living with their mother, call people who eat meat murderers, call literally anyone who doesn't agree with them a nazi. all this and they wont have a bad word said against islam which is fundamentally opposed to literally everything they think they support.
these people are mentally ill and will probably either kill themselves before they get old or have some sort of enlightening where they ditch that life completely.
>>>>75686505
>original
think so yeah, 4
>funny
quite amusing cos i recognised every post from last night, 3
>likely to use
only if i accidentally leave a thread open for 12 hours, 2
the volunteer
>>75686498
>JEWS ARE NOT WHITE
umm sweetie I identify as white
>>75686498
>DO NOT POST ANY INFORMATION THAT COULD BE USED TO DOX YOU aka do not reveal your identity
the name's john, deal with it
>>75686429
now you will have to wait until i do a poo x
75686547
nazi
>>75686513
>>75686523
>>75686542
whats going on
Lads I wish we could line up for bread that would be fun
Rorke btfo
BASED janitor
so is everyone banned now or what
>>75686555
look behind you ;)
>>75686498
what is extreme shitposting?
anyone remember that phase we went through where the main gimmick war was between jungle fever posting and yellow fever posting?
i miss that /brit/. a war over jap qts and black qts was much nicer than this rorke vs leftypol conflict
>found my ex's insta
>think she looks really good, regret breaking up
>see she made one post about having IBS
utterly foul
The gf
Discord room with my conspicuous Indian accent? Not a fan tbqh ngl la
>>75686568
every british flag poster is getting banned from this general forever
>>75686547
vast majority me
dolmio posting starts now
>>75686578
no
nothing's been deleted yet
dumb pirate frogposter
>>75686170
quite literally hours in paint
>>75686575
How was Rorke btfo? It was leftypol doing all the spamming.
smell like shit and theres fuck all you can do to make me shower
even the gfs just gonna have to deal with it
>>75686585
advocating neoliberalism
>>75686586
no idea how people find japs attractive
nonces, imo
JANNY??
>>75686547
hello brit/pol/
business idea: japanese bf
>>75686630
I find their wonky teeth cute
>>75686588
>going out with a poo girl
>>75686627
>the gf
>>75686644
hello rightypol MSN messenger
>>75686653
hey now, just because you have ibs doesnt mean youre indian
>>75686626
human doing a poo
human being a shitter
>>75685837
He can't pronounce identity
>>75686646
>dem forearms
Bet she hits the climbing gym all day
ah there we go
good one
>>75686678
spacker
>tfw /brit/ went from slagposting and nige to gayposting and corbyn
literally feel a bit disgusted
>>75686627
france: the post
>>75686678
the 'leftypol discord' part is actually them signing their post
To climb your dominance hierarchy buckos, you need to slay your dragon of chaos, and rescue your virigin, roughly speaking. But the thing about dragons is that they can eat you. But otherwise you slip into nihilism, because lifes suffering, that's why you got to clean your room and rescue your father from the belly of the whale/the underworld, because they've sent Christ to the Gulags sunshine. You gotta slay the snake. In my estimation. Thats why you need to be high in conscientiousness and know your own capacity for evil, that's one way of thinking about it. And we just don't know the upper limits to that. So sort yourself out, dont be a bloody neo-marxist, dont be a mouthpiece for language you detest, you must ascend the set of all possible dominance hierarchy, and that's that buckos, and that's no joke.
A sad fact widely known
The most impassionate song
To a lonely soul
Is so easily outgrown
But don't forget the songs
That made you smile
And the songs that made you cry
When you lay in awe
On the bedroom floor
And said : "Oh, oh, smother me Mother..."
>>75686494
Fuck sake
That's about the most condescending thing I've ever heard
>get yourself a pack of fags or a bottle of tesco value spirit to make your life slightly more bareable for a day
give aussie bf
>>75686688
that really got to me too.
infiltrating the leftypol discord
they think i am one of them
>>75686713
all me
>>75686719
fuck off jordan
Based jan man
>>75686713
yeah alright mate we get it
STOP giving me fake replies
STOP IT
lads
can't get erect
>>75686758
it really hurts
es
>Raid channel is only for proven people.
maybe rorke wasnt so crazy after all
:thinking:
>>75686731
[tries thee]
Remember to report autistic rorke spammers
>hey guys meet my weird brother ... he like just stays in his room all day posting on these weird racist websites!
the utter state of leftypol discord
FUCKING LEFTYPOL CUNTS
>>75686630
m-m-mummy......
>>75686787
me on the right
HEHEHHHEHEHE
>>75686772
stop death grip
how the fuck did I not get banned lmao
>The Christmas Bonus is a one-off tax-free £10 payment made before Christmas, paid to people who get certain benefits in the qualifying week. This is normally the first full week of December.
>You don’t need to claim - you should get paid automatically.
omg i love middleeastern immigrants now
>>75686825
ah, it seems janny merely deleted the posts
any leftypol discord man in
>>75686862
Tard
how does italy avoid being overrun by migrants
what did janny delete
>>75686822
Only noticed that I had death grip when I tried to wank without porn the other day
>>75686858
KEK
Going to watch 'Life' since the thread is literally just spam and Bradley poter talking to himself.
Might report back, might go sleep, undecided. Bye, lads.
>>75686860
The fuck. Not even Leftypol but got tagged as one. Stop
Jeremy "Hamas and Hezbollah Are My Friends" Corbyn is the last person who should be telling anyone how to deal with terrorism. He supported the IRA, took money from Iran, and is a vicious antisemite. The man agrees with everything these terrorists stand for, he supports their goals and their methods.
>the state of /brit/ right now
chinese gf
wew lads, just got back from a 24h JBP watch-a-thon and feel more connected to the proto-jungian collective subsonscious than ever
i am now finally ready to ascend the male dominance hierarchy like the hero i was always supposed to be
>Jeremy "Hamas and Hezbollah Are My Friends" Corbyn is the last person who should be telling anyone how to deal with terrorism. He supported the IRA, took money from Iran, and is a vicious antisemite
the janny is in the house
>>75686909
don't want to spoil it for you but it's shit and the twist at the end is so fucking obvious a 3 year old could catch it
>>75686918
>>75686894
WHAT am i missing
fucking awful thread. sort your fucking lives out
>>75686923
>He supported the IRA, took money from Iran, and is a vicious antisemite.
Where is the problem here? I see no problem. I wish Corbyn were my president.
>taking money from iran is worse than giving it to saudi arabia
how does rorkes mind work
>>75686945
absolutely nothing
>>75686939
Someone got a spare 'dora for this la, ta
>>75686958
excellent work
HOWLING
Rorke on the ropes
>>75686945
not much, just janny deleting posts
i was laughing at the mick because he probably got banned for impersonating a janitor
YES, mother! I pulled-back my foreskin to wash the glans penis in shower earlier.
how do air conditioners work
>>75686978
are jan
>>75686923
>Supported the IRA
nah la, he was vindicated in calling for a diplomatic resolution
post toot
This election is important because it will determine if Britain's future will be Shia or Sunni
>>75686978
kek he really earned his wage tonight
h-hello...
>>75687001
they use a refrigerant like Freon to cool the air
Brought two girls back before but haven't actually had proper sex (flopped out of one but did other stuff 'cause I was too fucked, and the other went to sleep after I went down).
Am I still a wizard lads?
>>75686958
very nice
>>75687043
KEK did you get warned
im going to do it
i'm 29 year old virgin
>>75687066
FONT
Question for the far right cunts
How hard were you raped as a child?
>>75687084
21 khv here
75687078
someone from there has a chinese monkey as a profile pic...........
>>75687078
>12:50pm
what
>>75687106
not hard enough
>>75687115
new zealand
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-ira-violence-1994-general-election-a7761801.html
FOY
just want to let everyone know i had a threesome last year
ta x
>>75687115
he's in australia
>>75687115
time is a wonderful magical thing
>>75687078
make a thread about "based muslims" with the saudi arabia leaders
>>75687136
eff oh en tee
dont really believe in time zones desu
just completed simcity
>>75687106
i'm not far right. i'm a liberal, but i don't agree with any of the current progressive ideals and values so i don't vote left, i vote right because they're generally more reasonable about things
and fuck off with politics
>>75687115
NZ is not one hour behind the uk though
>>75687175
are you daft
#flatearth
>>75687175
12 50pm is 10 minutes before 1pm
haahhaahaha
>>75687169
shut up
>>75687175
the way the chinese gf says words like noodles, cuddles and shoulders makes my heart melt
love her to bits i do
>she's here
>i'm not far right. i'm a liberal, but i don't agree with any of the current progressive ideals and values so i don't vote left, i vote right because they're generally more reasonable about things
el leftyANO
>>75687186
>>75687201
>>75687213
lol haha tricked u
What does "figures" as an isolated word mean?
For example, when you write a sentence of some kind, period, and then "Figures."
i'm not far right. i'm a liberal, but i don't agree with any of the current progressive ideals and values so i don't vote left, i vote right because they're generally more reasonable about things
>>75687232
nonce
>>75687253
"that makes sense"
>>75687248
but steels heavier than feathers
>>75687253
yankism, ask /jizz/
>>75687253
makes sense
>>75687253
"i am a stupid yank disregard everything i say"
>>75687253
as in ah ok I see that makes sense
>>75687253
makes sense
they're onto us
stop hatposting my posts
Thanks /brit/.
the uk is like zoolander
can't turn left
>>75687291
wont be falling for this trap, janny
>stop hatposting my posts
>>75687291
can i trade for your pepe?
i really like it
WE'RE GONNA ROCK DOWN 2
–Organic Avenue
AND THEN WE'LL TAKE IT HI'ER
Ō, NŌ!
[revs minibike]
>>75687253
>>75687267
>>75687270
>>75687279
>>75687280
how did you all get this incorrect?
shut it down
>>75687324
really just an incredible bit of postage on display here
just done my shopping list for next week
>>75687329
why are u ppl awake its late
>>75687329
whoops, wrong image. meant this
>>75687329
fuck are you on about yank
>london level
>jihad music starts playing
>>75687364
post feet
>>75687353
You must be the so-called "fat cunt"
>>75687371
it means you expected it. not "makes sense"
>>75687368
>synonyms: make sense
you are literally retarded
>london level
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI starts playing
>>75687329
>>75687368
fucking yank cant be bothered to read posts before he replis to them
cancer
*compares the meerkat*
was at the eiffel tower
the sparkly lights started going
yonks in front of me in the queue started clapping
>>75687368
>be logical or unsurprising
e.g. makes sense
mong
>>75687398
can be used both way
>>75687403
hahahahahahahahaha
state of this city
>>75687446
state of your country mate
>2 million
donnae care
>>75687446
thank thatcher
>>75687401
>>75687406
>>75687426
>logical AND unsurprising
it being unsurprising is important. saying "makes sense" doesn't convey that.
stop telling me the definition of a yankism, I would know better than you
>>75687455
still have never heard something like this in my life
but then i've never been to berlin, maybe it's similar there
i've heard in the land of the "free" you can be arrested for crossing a road
can anyone confirm?
printing out this thread to have a read later
never met nor seen a muslim irl
>>75687461
if you say something 'makes sense' that directly implies that you're not surprised
god i hate americans so much
>>75687505
include me in the print
oo arr just a litte bit
>>75687534
>>75687534
>>75687534
oo ee oo ah ah
>>75687512
no it definitely doesn't. if you explain something to someone who doesn't know something, it is perfectly fine to say "oh that makes sense"
ooh arrr a little bit more
someone post that scouser webm ta
ahaahah
HE'S HERE
ajaajaj
Janny Janneth Janunson
Fucking fat waste of space
>>75687556
but that's generally not what you reply to a surprising fact, generally you QUESTION surprising facts. that's natural human behaviour.
>>75687561
annoyed by this video
is anything the MSM shits out real
>>75687587
never mind found it
don't think he's too pleased with us
Wouldn't dare pull this shit during daylight hours you little runt
signed up for janitor
>>75687635
not really. especially if someone is explaining to you something that you did wrong unknowingly you could respond with "that makes sense"
aroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
AND I JAN
I JAN SO FAR AWAY
(i couldnt get away)
he who shall not be paid strikes again
>>75687636
doesn't seem like it.
That same group of muslims showed up "spontaneously" in multiple locations around throughout the day too.
>>75687688
>same
i was hoping to learn more about leftypol but people are spamming pol stuff in discord now so i think the opportunitys gone
can confirm they visit /brit/ and know we talk about them tho
>>75687679
a lot going on in this webm
one of the classics
>>75687707
screenshot them talking about /brit/
autistic group vs autistic group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqHR5RJgWT4
>>75687723
Never forget it is the Tories that have gotten rid of 20k police officers, deprived them of funds, run the health service into the ground on purpose, violated the right of disabled people that the UN has called them on, ransacked education for children, tripled education loans for adults, given massive tax cuts for the rich whilst hiking the tax for the poor up, put targets on sanctioning people at job centres which means they get no money to live on, have been the reason for suicides due to the cuts imposed...
Fuck me, what else..?
Nothing is free.
He does it for us.
Thank you Janny.
>>75687734
nonce. that girl was 12
bet this turule fella is a yank
no tact
>>75687735
sold arms to saudi arabia
>>75687700
It's literally the same people in all the media photos
>>75687721
whos you're favourite
i like the rising man and the old bloke at the back
>>75687668
this argument clearly isn't going to go anywhere so i'm opting to stop
>>75687764
chinky eye lad, no contest
>>75687763
>>75687723
>>75687764
the guy saying twat
>>75687679
It's so dense
>>75687764
guy who looks like he has a locked jaw and is struggling to keep his eyes open is an underrated one desu
>>75687707
You're on the wrong server. There's like 4 or 5 and you're in the least populated.
which candidate is the financial times endorsing
anyone got the one with the fat lad saying i dont believe it
>>75687815
May of course
>>75687815
tim farron
>>75687786
notice the same lady and kid from https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/871487298721992705
It's just one group that the media followed around all day staging photoshoots
>>75687817
just the still
>>75687775
yeah you know you're wrong. don't tell an american how to use an american word ever again
>>75687764
twat fella, arse grabber, stroke victim
the leftypol discord raid is real and it will all come out one day
mark my words
>>75687815
Begrudgingly tories
>>75687817
>>75687764
fun fact
old man at the back is saying "going for the ball"
>>75687851
>yank fucks up, gets angry, embarasses himself
figures
>>75687857
was gonna post this
screaming
cant sleep because of the flashbacks haha waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
>Hungarian mong sharting up the leftpol discord while we are trying to extract vital information
>>75687837
yeah they just used them to push their #notallmuslims narrative it's disgusting
>>75687829
>>75687855
voting tory
>>75687831
wasted vote
>>75687810
NEW
E
W
>>75687886
>frog in /brit/
literally why? at least we can pretend we have british heritage
>>75687851
we use it as well
sometimes
>>75687764
i bet none of you noticed that the rising old man has his rising daughter with him but she is hidden behind the guy making chink eyes
Convince me why I shouldn't vote for Jeremy.