>Be me >straight >Gay men find me attractive >Can't

>>75644532
You could try fucking a couple.

Also, post pics

>>75644532
i get a lot of ass grabs when I go to clubs

one time a guy walked up to me and my mate, grabbed my ass, stuck his hand down my mate's pants and tried to finger him

wtf this is a lewd thread

faggots itt

>>75644532
I've never meet an homosexual person.

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>>75644573
I don't feel attracted to men, if I were, I wouldn't be bothered, but that is not the case,,,my experience showed me that I'm more attractive to men than to women. It's sad..

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Happened to me once, I got so embarrassed that I leave the party.
A friend punched a gay guy for harassing him.
Faggots are shameless here.

do I smell a new brazil meme in the works

>>75644532
If this is happening too much there is something wrong with you or the way you look.>>75644747

>>75644532
I've received whistles in the street like thrice. Mens are thirsty, regardless of their sexuality senpai

>>75644882
But I'm a normal dude. I just came from a date with a nice girl...I have an ~average~ look, a little on the hairy side and a nice smile, that's all.

>>75644747
Post pics, you faggot magnet!

>>75644532

I have been winked at by gay men and truck drivers, and invited to go inside, which I said no

My problem is only fat women flirt with me

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>>75644573
>>75645112
I'm not OP, but please rate me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt7AYkrJwsQ

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>>75644532
That's probably because you look like a fucking faggot

Have you tried to stop looking like a cute little fuckboy who's asshole is begging to be filled cock?

>>75644604
How did you and your friend react?

>>75646220
pushed him off. if you react too strong the bouncers will think you're starting shit and throw you out. Also he was kind of sketchy looking and we didnt wanna get stabbed.

>>75644532
Gay men are whores. They all do this shit.

>>75644532
Not in Japan, but in America (NYC) it happened regularly

Gay men embody all the traits that people complain is "toxic masculinity" including racism and harassing the fuck out of random people, but it's ok when they do it, because faggots are oppressed or something.

So is this what it feels like to be a woman when you get catcalled or groped in the ass by someone you don't particularly like?

>>75646975
probably

>>75644532
I'm unattractive, so I've only had a few guys hit on me. They didn't say lewd things.

>>75644532
We have right to beat the shit outta faggot if he does something like this. Because of this they are sort of careful here.
Probably, your trouble is
>politely

UMA

Very much want to try getting fucked by / sucking off dudes but I'm also an agoraphobic recluse terrified of all the STDs most gays carry by age 20 from having thousands of unprotected sexual encounters. Guess I'll just remain straight then

>>75644670
>gf thinks going to a gay club is fun because of the shows and the music and whatever (fausto)
>go with her and a couple of her faggot friends
>get approached so many times that had to hold her hand the whole time we were on there
>mfw I saw like 5 or 6 guys I know and act like heterosexuals irl
Faggots are everywhere. You just don't know

>>75647583
So the guys were in the closet or they're straight-acting?

>>75647719
Closet dwellers.

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>>75644604
Wow. Literally Sodom and Gomorrah