How come Germans aren't into freaky sex anymore?

>>75586118
I mean seriously, Germany sounds awesome. Solar Power, Liberal to a fault, Technologically progressive, Great Beer, Sntichzel, Volkswagon, Buxom Blonds who wear stockings and tights...

but without the manrape, its just not the same.

>>75586118
I mean, how can I enjoy myself in Germany if I go to get my ass raped by a dominatrix and its just not fashionable anymore?

>>75586118
Come on, Germany, we miss your freaky 80's disco scene. We Americans say we hate it but we travel half way around the world for it.

>>75586118
The important thing is that he doesn't KNOW hes gay. See, thats the rib. Total fuckin' wackjob.

>>75586118
Sure, I can pay American women to dress up like Nazi Hookers and tie me to a highway bathroom stall dressed as Alice in Wonderland, but sometimes you just want the genuine article.

C'mon Germany, show us your butt.

>>75586118
oh, they know he ain't gay.
ain't gay yet, anyhow...

wtf america
this better be some sort of pasta

>>75586509
>vag
>great
How does it feel to be such a queer?

>>75588316
Sad.
Like my dick.

>>75586118
seriously though, didn't you have some people dissapearing back when? Does Germany have an active serial killer scene?

America used to be fucking horrible before cell phones, we were like mexico is now.