>great culture >amazing food >astonishing history >beautiful

Don't forget superior mathematics, the institution with the highest number of Fields Medal recipients

>ywn be Alain Connes or Cedric Villaini

>>75583731
>What is the greatest country in Europe and why is it France?
It is objectively the United Kingdom

>>75583731
That's italy tho, sorry

>>75584507
[Citation needed]

>>75583731
I agree mate

France is a qt, i unironically feel bad for them right now

>>75583731
>>great culture
dying
>>amazing food
Yes
>>astonishing history
No
>>beautiful art
Italian art*
>>attractive women
Meme
>>fantastic language
Objectively gay language
>>spectacular architecture
Italian architecture*
>>awe inspiring music and national anthem
Arab&black rap songs*

fuck off ouiaboo

>>75585567
that's not very nice

>>75585567
We have alot of self haters too.

Just take the complement famalam

>>75583731
Greece

fuck france

>>75585567
your food is a meme too

>>75585567
Alri Karim

>>75583731

Bonjour, my name is Monsieur Ken
I'm a 25 year old Ouiaboo (French culture enthusiast for you Anglos). I paint with oil and pastel in a traditional French impressionist style and spend my days practicing the art of creating culinary delights, such as baguettes and croissants.

Everyday I train with my 1777 Charleville Musket, this superior firearm never misses it's mark and can hit a Prussian or Englishman at 300 yards because its smoothbore barrel has been polished over a thousand times. It is vastly superior to any weapon of this era. I earned a license to fire this gun over 2 years ago and have been practicing ever since.

I speak the French language fluently, both langues d'oïl and the d'oc dialect. I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history, the Constitution of 1958 and their Napoleonic code, which I follow 100%

At every given moment I can be heard listening to superior French music, such as La Marseillaise, Le Chant du Départ and Maréchal, nous voilà, I have memorized the lyrics for well over 1000 songs of French origin

When I get my EU visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a Grandes école to learn more about their glorious culture. I hope I can become a professional chef or enlist in the Légion étrangère!

I own several berets and Breton striped shirts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I always engage in faire la bise to any acquaintances and speak in Français as often I can, but rarely do I get a response!

>>75586302
please don't be a pasta
please don't be a pasta

It's a pasta

>>75583731
Have you ever heard of Akihiko Saito?

>>75583731
>What is the greatest country in Europe
hi

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>>75583731
i think you forgot something
>not white majority and full of sandniggers

>>75584507
Cuck

>great culture
lel
>amazing food
Except Breton and Savoyard food, it's shit especially for vegetarians. I eat more often Italian food.
>astonishing history
No
>beautiful art
Meh, it's inferior to Mediterreans
>attractive women
Some of them are beautiful, some of them are ugly
>fantastic language
I don't know
>spectacular architecture
Meh, it's inferior to Mediterreans
>awe inspiring music and national anthem
French music, hahaha big lel. True for baroque music and some romantic music like Debussy are good, but today it's Magic System and Keen'V.

I don't know what happens with Asian people and their idealization of France till they visit Paris.

>amazing food

Literally just pizza chips and sausages in cafés.

Not even memeing

>>75586760
>Except Breton and Savoyard food, it's shit especially for vegetarians. I eat more often Italian food.
And I forgot Provencal food, but it's due to its proximity with Italy.

>>75586760
>visit Paris
we both know that's not fair you silly goose. Majority of western capital cities are polluted with filth

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You mean Switzerland?

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>>75585567
>>>astonishing history
>No
You fucking what ? French history is like a tv show with multiple seasons and a lot of epic moments.

>>75586917
Mate this whole thread is retarded

>>75586846

>landlocked

into the trash it goes

>>75588513
They have rivers leading out to the ocean and since they're always neutral they won't be blocked by other nations

>>75586302
The only part I would edit is
>When I get my EU visa
You get a 3 month visa automatically when you arrive, it should say passport.

>>75585567
Your art and architecture is pretty good too

>>75585428
thanks, based Poland
>>75585567
>Objectively gay language
A frenchman would never say that, FUCK OFF, FOREIGNER

>>75583731
all of these are things of the past, current France varies from meh to shit. With Macron, "le live with everyday terrorism"-man, France is going to get worse

>>75586776
Sorry, but you really can't say anything about food Nigel

>>75586302
>and Maréchal, nous voilà

topkek

>>75583731
Nihon greatest ally

>>75583731
Formal french pronunciation is so annoying.

>NGNGNGNRNGRNGNRNRNNGNGNGNGNRNGNRNGNRNRRRRGNRGN

>>75586461
I like pasta
>>75588715
:^)