Epic moments in European history thread? >september 1683

tatars decided to ditch army and raided random italian towns. similar thing happened against mongols. too epic much doge.

>>>/his/ desu senpai

>>75580595
1683 was a mistake desu

>>75580595
Why do Europeans do this?

Do you see Thais or Indonesians taking credit for Japanese or Chinese accomplishments?

Fucking loser

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>>75580595
coalition of 10+ european powers + safavid traitors were enough to beat Ottoman Empire, what a heroic accomplishment.

>>75582702
Literally no such thing as "Japanese accomplishment" historically speaking.
Extremely overrated nation.

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>>75582773
>mordor style dominion over brainwashed captured children,slaves and other fuqara attacks an actualy European power
>get their cunt punched in
Talk shit get hit, move along everyone

>>75582702
when did he take credit for it, you autist?

>>75580595
funny how protestants loved turks

>>75580595
Voi vittu ihan itsekö käänsit? :D

>>75580595
Kinda funny how Portugal at that time was like:''Fuck that,they still have to cross half of the continent to get to me

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we should have ditched this kike on a stick religion

converted to islam then and there

and helped rape austria for all it was worth


we would have been much better off today

WW2 would have been avoided all together.also

>>75584389
But you btfo them without the help of anyone, unlike the sissy austrians. Even the eternal venetian supported the turks.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Diu_(1509)

>>75584590
We had a couple
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Diu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman%E2%80%93Portuguese_conflicts_(1580%E2%80%9389)

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March accross the belts

>>75582773
But the ottoman Empire wasn't like any average empire.

That's what you wanted to hear, right? You're happy now?

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Removing the Ottoman empire was a mistake. Had they stayed in Hungary or defeated Vienna, Trianon would never have happened.

Fucking Polish people ruining our lives as usual.

>>75585363
stfu you idiot

learn some history before spouting your bullshit

stupid hungarian peeon fucker

>>75585486
Contrary to your beliefs, you Poles fucked us over. You helped those filthy Habsburgs and sealed our nation's fate forever.

Polish-Hungarian """"""friendship"""""" what a joke. We should've let Hitler forces through our country on their way to Poo-land when he had asked.

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>Kara Mustafa was hanged as punishment for losing
>kara means punishment in polish

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>Horrible war in Syria perpetuated by a dictator and a extremist fanatic group
>Tons of refugees running for their lives
>Europe saves them all

>>75580880
Fuck off

>>75580595
The Teutonic Order is Transylvanian

>>75586153
and we'd fuck you over again

deal with it.

>>75582773
And it only took a bunch of inbred Turks and Erdogan to piss the rest to the wind.

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Vienna is a meme a real example of what hussars were capable of is picrel, Klushino, Kircholm and Lubieszów.

> Last Battle of Roses War in Bosworth
> King Richard III vs. the crown of Richmond's jaar Henrik Tudor
> In the midst of the battle, Richard sees Henrik with his bodyguard on the sidelines of his throng
> Richard decides to put an end to the whole war at once by killing the Power Consul
> Richard is suffering from scoliosis (a spinal column) but still an excellent warrior
> Richard collects a number of his best knights as a crowd and rides towards Henriki
> Henrik commander wondered about a special maneuver
> The knights organize their walleye formation by croaking the King of England himself
> The knights are falling their coats
<CHARGE!
> Richard's rogue crushes a full shot at Henriki
> Henrik's bodyguards are trying to get their lord quickly protected
Richard hits his knight
> Richard kills Henrik's arms bearer Sir William Brandon
> Henrik Bodyguard, Multiple Tournament Champion Johnny Cheyne plunges to Richard
> Richard hits Cheyenne on the chariots with a broken chin
> Richard is almost a weaver from Henrik
> However, Henrik's soldiers are in control of the situation
> Richard is hurled up with a knight
> Richard's men try to persuade their king to flee
<God forbid that I retreat one step. I will either win the battle as a king, or die as one.
> One by one, Richard's men are falling around their kings
> Finally, Henrik's soldiers plunge themselves against the king
> Richard struggles heavily against the superiority of the wounded until he gets a deadly blow to his hilarious head
> The war of roses is over

߷

߷ <This is fidget spinner

>the time when Teutonic order got BTFO'ed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Grunwald

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>It was said that "the Spanish assailed the unassailable and the Dutch defended the indefensible.

>>75587991
>Kircholm
Literally Lithuanian victory

>>75588517
You did literally fuck all as always.

>>75588617
Yeah, like those times at Battle of Orsha and Battle of Grunwald where we did all the hardwork?

>>75588732
>Orsha
what?
>Grunwald
>being a literal meatshield while polish knights did the fighting
lmao at your alternate history
fuck off

>>75588517
>>75588617
>>75588732
>>75588846
it's like watching a divorced couple argue over who should get more time with the kids on the weekends

>>75589856
Lithuanians are delusional stupid fucking cunts
>polish nobles elect lithuanian king
>who had less actual power than the nobles anyway
>hehe lithuania ruled teh slavs XD

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>Russo-Japanese War
>Pacific Fleet gets bottled up in Vladivostok, Russian land forces getting BTFO
>Admiralty decides to send the Baltic Fleet to the Pacific to save the day
>six battleships, most modern warships Russia has
>crews and ships completely unprepared for combat
>the battleship Oryol sinks in the harbor before they even leave
>finally make it out into the North Sea behind schedule in autumn 1904
>Britain is Japan's ally, not at war but suspected of aiding the Japanese somehow because you can't trust merchants
>midnight on the North Sea, Dogger Bank off the East Coast of England

>suddenly, the supply freighter Kamchatka signals that she is under attack by torpedo boats
>PANIC.jpg
>entire fleet comes about and steams straight into save their comrade, guns blazing
>the cruisers Aurora and Dmitri Donskoy are misidentified as Japanese and hit repeatedly by friendly fire, killing a sailor and a ship's chaplain
>numerous cruisers report being hit by torpedoes, begin emergency maneuvers
>the battleship Borodino reports being boarded by Japanese forces, crew attempt to abandon ship

>20 minutes of panicked firing later, someone signals to cease fire
>searchlights illuminate a tiny cluster of unarmed, severely distressed British fishing trawlers, one slowly sinking
>three Englishmen dead
>oops
>Russian fleet decides to just keep sailing and pretend nothing happened

>next morning, trawlers limp home, the Royal Navy absolutely flips their shit and raises steam on the entire Channel Fleet
>suddenly the Russians find their six-battleship fleet being pursued by TWENTY-EIGHT battleships
>surrounded and forced to park off Spain until St. Petersburg finally apologizes and gives Britain enough money not to sink their entire navy as revenge

If you're counting, you'll have noticed that the Russians only managed a 2:3 kill ratio against unarmed fishermen. The Oryol fired 500 shells and hit nothing.

This is the fleet they expected to save Vladivostok from the Japanese.

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>Poles save the Germans and Austrians
>they get thanked by having the country partitioned

The last laugh belongs to us, and to the Poles who fought honorably and keep get to keep their country today.

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>Soon afterwards, some infantry crossed the river. When they saw the party going on, the infantry demanded alcohol for themselves. The hussars refused to give them any of the schnapps, and while still drunk, they set up makeshift fortifications around the barrels. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot. Immediately, the hussars and infantry engaged in combat with one another. During the conflict, some infantry began shouting "Turci! Turci!" ("Turks! Turks!"). The hussars fled the scene, thinking that the Ottoman army’s attack was imminent. Most of the infantry also ran away; the army comprised Italians from Lombardy, Serbs, Croats, and Austrians, plus other minorities, many of whom could not understand each other. While it is not clear which one of these groups did so, they gave the false warning without telling the others, who promptly fled. The situation was made worse when officers, in an attempt to restore order, shouted "Halt! Halt!" which was misheard by soldiers with no knowledge of German as "Allah! Allah!"

>Two days later, the Ottoman army arrived. They discovered 10,000 dead and wounded soldiers and easily took Karánsebes

>This is /pol/'s crusader heroes.

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP ;dDdD

>>75590589
The Baltic Fleet (or "2nd Pacific Squadron") was comedy fucking gold all the way from St. Petersburg to Tsushima

>fleet preparing to set sail, when a mysterious submarine is found in a crate aboard an American clipper
>base goes on full alert because it must be an attempted Japanese sneak attack!!!
>turns out the Russian Admiralty bought a submarine but forgot to tell anyone in the fleet or the port authority

>Bongs finally let the fleet go after holding them hostage at Tangiers under the guns of half the RN
>Circumnavigating the Cape of Good Hope, support freighters and transports keep falling out due to mechanical failure

>Baltic Fleet finally reaches Madagascar, only to find a message ordering them to hold there indefinitely

>turns out the Admiralty decided to dispatch reinforcements (all old, broken-down ships which the fleet commander had explicitly refused) with orders to "Locate the Baltic Fleet, whose course and heading are unknown to us..."

>2 months sitting in port at Madagascar in summertime
>all crews are confined to ships the whole time
>malaria everywhere
>four different Torpedo Destroyers lost to mechanical failures just from sitting at anchor
>three separate mutinies by pissed off, diseased crewmen

>reinforcements still not there
>decide to hold gunnery practice
>every single battleship misses their targets on every salvo
>exactly one hit scored, on the tug towing the target ship
>gunnery practice is aborted early because it turns out the Admiralty didn't issue enough ammunition for the battleships, while Kamchatka suddenly starts signaling that she's sinking for no reason and one of the cruisers has to stop practice because of a "very large snake" wrapped around the breech of their fore battery

>dozens of crew dead of malaria, decide to hold funeral at sea
>Borodino accidentally uses live ammunition for the salute
>hits the Aurora, again

>reinforcements finally arrive
>ur fucked now, cyka nips
>Tsushima ensues

>>75585011
Global warming will keep us from doing it again.

feels bad man