/brit/

wh*tes OUT

5 posts early, expected better from the RIsh

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the tubular bf

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big beer

yanks out
bongs out
jocks out
micks out
welshmen in
aussies in
north micks in
kiwis in
saffers in
leafs in

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https://thetab.com/uk/2017/05/30/revealed-course-least-sex-40752?utm_source=professionalxpost&utm_medium=national&utm_campaign=xpost

>normgoblins consider 32% of a group not having sex for 30 days as a "drought"
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM REEEEE

hilarious how riled up militant atheists get when you fedorapost them on the 'chon

i'm not even religious

/brit/ has become a shitposting containment thread for the lefty students of /r/unitedkingdom

>>75578587
little sissy aussie hands

>>75578587
Mmmm big can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmKH_mj80Xg

:3

>>75578522
Fuck off with this shitty nigger music and shitty lyrics you little shite

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>i'm not even religious

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>i'm not even religious

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>hilarious how riled up militant atheists get when you fedorapost them on the 'chon

>i'm not even religious

>>75578635
If you're looking a box come down to Limerick city you sexually frustrated pre pubescent gowl

>>75578580
... me Timothy James Byrne in the reflection 2nd of June 2017 ...

>>75578600
30 full days??!! Blimey I think I'd die aha!

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>tumblr_nufxlwxqIf1ucma3uo(...).jpg
>maxresdefault.jpg
>fedora nigger.gif

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need a qt gf to cuddle

atheism isn't enough
anti-theism and the destruction of religion is necessary
can't wait to put christians in labour camps and whip them

>>75578672
>limerick

the scousers of ireland

always baffled by how large the brony community online really is

/mlp/ is literally one of the most active boards on 4chan

>>75578672
You lose your plumbing job you little cretin? Fuck off you scumbag back to the dole queue

What if birds don't use their wings to fly but to stabilize themselves and can instead jump really far?

>>75578698
good post

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>atheism isn't enough
>anti-theism and the destruction of religion is necessary
>can't wait to put christians in labour camps and whip them

>>75578725
'dit post

who here /agnostic/

>>75578722
they have nothing better to do

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*blocks your path*

what's up you fucking nerd?

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the male gf

>>75578792
could quite literally step over this manlet and be on my way

>>75578792
*takes off my glasses*
*charges you*

visual representation of me going round the thread bashing cunts to a banging tune

https://youtu.be/fV-a4Np33L8

blacks can't be racist because of slavery n sheeit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soTya8ZB3VU
all 8 go in

does squatting without weights do anything

I AM

THE LAW

>>75578792
YOU BETTER STEP THE FRICK OFF DUDE

YOU BETTER BACK THE FRICK UP BRO

>>75578819
>ywn be hard

is it true wanking without cumming permanently increases your flaccid size?

>>75578819
>that hairline
oh man, britons are really screwed, arent they?

any pintman in

irish people can't be racist because of the famines n sheeit

do NOT respond to autism yank
if you do not engage he will stop

>>75578878
dont remember giving swedish cunts permission to post here

>>75578792
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE?

>HUNTER, DUDE HUNTER JUST LEAVE IT DUDE

>>75578877
no

>>75578858

IT WAS JUST A LOAF OF BREAD

>>75578803
is that amer?

>>75578858
>actually watching dredd rn
spooky

>>75578878
yeah because nordics aren't known for receding hairlines either

oh wait

muslims can't be racist because of the crusades n sheeit

>>75578895
oh mate, im sorry (for your insecurities)

>>75578877
no
neither does having orgasms with cumming, which i've been doing for the past 5 years or so
although sometimes i let some slide eh

>>75578819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9wnawn7xQ
visual representation of me heeming /cum/ runts back to their own thread

>>75578892
this
pay reparations
remember the 2 gorillion that perished in the gortha mhor

>>75578932
fuck off

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>>75578872
here you go mate haha

bought an engagement ring yesterday

gf just farted

>>75578976
sorry xx

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what should i wear to this edm festival tomorrow?

thinking something like pic related but shorter shorts

>>75578999
A gimp suit

gf has contracted hand foot and mouth

was about to take her out back until she informed me it was not the same thing as foot and mouth
still treating her like a dirty lepper tho

>edm
FOY

what straights should i buy from the shop lads
hate the fact they're all in the same box, can't shop around

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>>75578999

wew mental midday thunder

>>75579044
>straights
fuck off /pol/

>>75579014
>>75579046
teehee

>>75578999
a gimp suit

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Mental how I got the get yesterday weren't it lads

>>75579066
i mean fags you runt
>hehe le fags?? dude XD
fuck OFF

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>>75578999
this

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>>75578999
DUDE ME AND THE BROS WENT TO THUS EEE DEE EM FESTIVAL FOR SPRING BREAK AND IT WAS SOOO LIT DUDE

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>>75579014
>>75579046
>>75579079
>>75579093
>>75579096

*charges towards you*

>>75579033
exceptional post

>>75579090
proud of you x

>>75578908
no

>>75578999
A gimp suit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGP5sjHoXQ
dinnae know what he meant by this

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don't tread on me (apart from my bollocks please miss)

>>75579096
jesus christ i want to set a firing squad on those cunts

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Is my sister hot?

>>75579096
these lads look aussie not Yank

>>75579206
don't think you've been to Australia

>>75579090
GIMME AUTOGRAPH PLS

cheers lad doing gods work

>>75578522
>Big L

Good taste my friend. Big L R.I.P.

I'M SORRY BABY

>>75579238
I have senpai in Melbourne unfortunately

>>75579315
>>75579315
>>75579315

UK-France-Germany general discussion and convos thread

>>75579246
Yeah don't wanna brag but I wasn't even trying, I was just looking through my old 4chan folder and saw that old slag and wanted to post her then I did and well. I got the digits and the crowd went wild.

>>75579288
>unfortunately
don't think you have melbin in great

oi lads, I'm a low-skilled worker and I'm moving to your country LOL

>>75579346
fuck off

>>75579379
are you white?

why is brisbane pronounced brizbin instead of briss baine

>>75579379
would rather you didn't honestly
why do you want to move to this shithole anyway

>>75579349
how'd you decide upon the vote for slags bit

>>75579379
why

>>75579379
welcome

>>75579393
thought it was briz-bun

>>75578791
kek

>>75579392
white and lithuanian

>>75579409
high wages and everyone is moving to lithuania

>>75579422

thanks

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>>75579457
coooooor

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Praise Kek
Please bring me good fortune Money Toad

>>75579411
Well you see people were talking about politics and I wanted to talk about slags so I interweaved the topics in a a manner to transition discussion away from politics and towards slags. I'm basically brilliant.

>>75579457
just realised im signed in with my pass, dont want to get banned hehe

>>75579484

moving to britain *

>>75578587
Put it in your butt

You're all so stupid

>>75579540
*Your

you're all so smart

>>75579516
very good lad

Blows my mind that people spend over £70 on a pair of trainers

>>75579516
good lad you did brit proud thank you for your service god bless

>>75579484
well lad you're going to be stuck in some depressing part of the edge of london

>he makes dry scrambled eggs

howling at people who fail at something so basic

*snickers to myself*
goodbye... Australia
*presses the red button*

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the bf from a couple of weeks ago

>>75579561
only did that once, on nike air maxs

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what's the right way?

>>75579598
*nothing happens*

>>75579618
literally doesn't matter
fuck off yank

>>75579618
would personally sterilise everyone who even ironically pretends to actually care about something so inane

>>75579643
NAN

>>75579590
enjoy your greasy egg

>>75579618
I just keep it on the window ledge

>>75579618
over; if you go under then spiders can crawl on the TP without you noticing

need new shoes lads. can you recommend me some

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3713002/Can-REALLY-pee-Spanx-Three-women-toilet-test-body-suits-hilarious-video.html

unironically just wanked to this

the state of me

>>75579649
don't you britbottles like to argue over cookies?

>>75579618
under is for uncivilized savages and subhumans

>>75579618
over

>>75579685
yes

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>>75579684
>Can-REALLY-pee-Spanx-Three-women-toilet-test-body-suits

Got a MAGA hat in the post today lads

>>75579733
out

>>75579677
Flossys

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show us your filter lists

>>75579748
*Constructs a wall between us*

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>>75579684

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>finished uni a week ago
>still no job

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anime

>>75579748
leftypol

>>75579764
don't have any
can simply not click on threads i dislike

Eating roti w/ curry lads

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>>75579764
>filters

>>75579817
rasheed

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>>75579764

alri lads

>>75579764
>filtering hilo latino
ajjjjj pirata

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>>75579868
bappity boopity?

>>75579852
*nods sagely*

How come most of the UK is in 3D on google maps but other countries aren't?

curry tonight lads
*tries to flick my fingers but just ends up making an awkward flapping noise*
heh

>>75579838
*Flies a plane into yo momma's ass*

>>75579876
im not italian, pal

>>75579887
the uk is a computer simulation made by the EU

why are caffeine drinks so popular with children?

>>75579887
the uk government traded complete 3d reconstructions of UK streets for the names of anyone who spends too long looking at crowded public places.

WORD UP
ᵘᵖ ᵘᵖ

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>>75579764

>>75579923
tutti siamo italiani

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>wake up at 3pm
>shitpost and play videogames for 12-15 hours
>go to bed
>repeat

ahh yes this is the life

>>75579953
Are there actually ways to filter flags? I'd like to filter an orange, green, and white one.

Hot single mum with good personality is into you

What do?

>>75579684
Dude what the actual fuck

>>75579817
good lad
eating aloo keema w/ chawal

>>75579987
you can change at any time lad
i'm living in a rut too, but i have hope that one day i'll get out of it

>>75579923
D I O
C
A
N
O

>>75579967
actually, I'm English

literally, LITERALLY going to fail my degree tomorrow
might fucking top myself honestly. Nothing else for it.

>>75580004
smash a couple of times

>song starts playing
>white woman sings about sucking dicks/fucking
>verse 1
>chorus
>verse 2
>chorus
>beat slows down and changes to ape beat
>AYO HOL UHHHH AY AY AYO AY AY AY
>UHHHH
>MUHFUGGA
>BRABADAPAP
>UHHHHHHHHHH
>SHIIIIEEEEEEETTT NIGGA
>UHHH
>UUUHHHHHH-HUHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AYO AYO AYO

>>75579999
don;t see many ivory coast posters desu

39
literally yet to see a single good post from you

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>>75580009
don't judge

>>75580004
awkwardly avoid her until she stops talking to me

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In 2020, the immigration rate in the United Kingdom rises four hundred percent. The once great city of London becomes the one maximum security Refugee camp for the entire country. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along the Epping Forest, across the Thames River, and down along the Stanwell Moor. It completely surrounds Greater London. All bridges and motorways are mined. The Metropolitan Police Service, like an army, is encamped around the island. There are no guards inside the camp, only migrants and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple:

once you go in, you don't come out...

https://youtu.be/g3z2hHsPYdc#t=20

CANT KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS AYE

>>75580029
how

>>75580018
need to start applying for jobs
cba though

don't quite think china belongs in 1945 >75579939

>>75579999
> I'd like to filter an orange, green, and white one.

Hello Niger.

Stop acting like fucking Island dwellers.
I'm sick of political parties pandering to crustly old xenophobes.

>>75580078
He's on the chon crying instead of studying

love willies in pants
love pants

>>75580078
got an exam tomorrow and im going over past papers and getting literally no answers correct. I'm using the right equations and everything and its just not giving me the right answers

>>75580004
marry

>>75580004
Threesome with her daughter

>>75579999
good post

>>75580101
first year?

>>75580101
whats the topic
if physics check system of units (SI/natural/eV)

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doing a think

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in the 'don lads

>>75580143
>named nigger
>shaped a fucking chicken leg

stop killing the mandem

>>75580134
yeah
>>75580139
it's engineering mechanics. All the units are correct and i'm getting sort of almost the correct answers but not quite (they're far enough off to know a bit of calculation has gone wrong). Bit infuriating

>>75580101
Just go w/ it lad. Cramming isn't going to help much but cause you more stress.

>>75580092
good post

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>>75580145
the don?

>>75580101
hmmm
well if there equations involved it's just about getting practice in right. I mean you've got like 9 hours now, couple in the morning. all about damage control at this point, keep doing those past papers

have some unidentified food in the oven, don't know if its breaded chicken or breaded fish hahaaaa

>>75580163
>1st year
just wing it lol
you get marks for workings anyway so just write down everything you do

>>75580185
What's it smell like?

>>75580092
lol

>>75580163
significant figures every step

>>75580205
fuck off yank simple as

about to run to the grocery to get some cheap vodka

>>75580205
food

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>tfw only revised 2 days for each exam (4th year)

DEFINITELY failed at least one

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>Voting Liberty GB? I'll drink to that.

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>first year
>GCSEs
sometimes I forget literal babies post here

>>75580092
underrated post

sharting my asshole off

>>75580205
breading

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>>75580226
dont

>>75580226
it's not even noon on the east coast bud

dear white people

stop killing the mandem

xoxo gossip girl

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>>75580224

>>75580267
fuck off yank

might get drunk for absolutely no reason

>>75578684
Fucking hell how did I not notice him.

What time do businesses close lads????????

what's with grownups and coffee
mum berates me for drinking pepsi max, but there's less shite in it than her sugary, cow hormone coffee

>>75580300
I think we all know, bender lad

>>75580271
good pigger that

new burial ep is dire

>>75580224
And who are you?

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just been told to suck my mum in holland and barratts

bet the frog thought telling us to fuck off was going to gain a bunch of "le good post lad xDD" from the brits lmao

hate big kids
hate tattletales
love recess
simple as

got called tight in CEX

don't know why people think bums are sexy
literally waste disposal

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mum found my frog folder

>>75580342
fuck off yank

>>75580224
>>75580279
le good posts lad xDD

>>75580163
resits occur over the holidays (august-ish); if you fail then you can still pass the resit. first year marks do not particularly matter.
do take this as an opportunity to re-evaluate your system of revision, I only found a regime that worked for me in late 2nd year but it really helped in the end. For me it was spending scheduled time in the library during exam period and avoiding "ehh i dont feel like it today"

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results + classification in a week

>>75580342
FOY

>>75580382
keck

>>75580328
Burial went shit after Street Halo

>>75580320
>pepsi max
How's GCSEs lad

>>75580339
what kind of vitamins is that for

>>75580379
le good post lad xDD

>>75580342
FOY

>pay £30,000 of other people's money on getting drunk and avoiding the real world for another 3 years
>still fail

>>75580417
so drinking hot liquid makes you feel like an adult?
I can't imagine

>>75580428
le good posts lad xDD

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>>75580163
>>75580385
this is true
literally (LITERALLY) failed half of 1st year but now on for a 1st or 2:1
it's possible to unfuck your shit next year when it matters

>>75580379
le good post lad xDD

>>75580402
nah kindred was solid
his single with zomby was good also
other than that hes mediocre now

>>75580429
mummy

all i wanna do, is have some fun
(i got a feeling, im not the only one)

>>75580441
Thanks :3

covfefe

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mum found my 40y old bourbon

>>75580429
phwoar

>>75580468
OI

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the gf

>>75580490
>g

I'm a Quranist, which analogous to Protestantism

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mum found me

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nan found the rolling machine

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>>75580483
OI

how did people get to France before the train tunnel

>>75580490
>g

it's cute how SLC sends me an invoice every year for a loan that's never going to get paid off

>>75580509
swam

>>75580509
swam

>>75580509
nobody went to France

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>>75580506
You can borrow mine

>>75580533
>>75580547
fuck off yank

>>75580566
le good post lad xDD

>>75580566
fuck off akbar

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>>75580509
boat, it's not that far reckon I could swim it

>>75580557
I miss the ol' rawthentic

>>75580566
le good post lad xDD

>>75580509
who knows?

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you wake up in milton keynes

new elysia crampton is peng though

>>75580649
wasn't funny the first time it was posted isn't funny now

>>75580649
I go home, via Woburn Zoo and see the penguins

>>75580668
rasheed

>>75580649
i prefer my version of arriving, not waking.

>>75580649
>>75580668
niggers

>>75580649
I get the train home

Woburn Zoo mentioned

need results to be out now

>>75580678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyIls75IhaY

>>75580684
>>75580678

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you wake up in Failsworth

finished Bridget Jones Diary. 90s london looked comfy

>>75580753
>>75580753

someone make a new thread so i can post my epic funny meme

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The world needs to be western again.

>>75580059
me on the plane flying as far away as possible

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it was fish

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>When your ex gf went to a russel group university and now works in Tesco while you're earning a cool £8.45 an hour at a call centre.

>>75580844
how do you go from a russell group university to the till at tescos? did she do an art degree by any chance?

>>75580875
Yes actually haha.