>1. Your cuntry? >2. Does chocolate belong on top

Why do Krauts exist ?

>>75550840
That's cake, not pizza.

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In Spain we had a Kit-Kat pizza. It didn't look as the advertisment.

>>75551070
the packaging says pizza

>>75550840
This is the worst crime Germans have ever committed.
I feel ashamed.

>>75551070
no
>>75550840
yes, of course

>>75551153
If I wrote "GOLD" on box full of dirt, how much gold would be in it?

I've had one. They aren't disgusting or anything but just a bit shit.

>>75550840
Leaf
No

>>75554112
If I wrote "brain" on your forehead, how many IQ points would be in?

>>75550840
That looks tasty, just don't call it a pizza.

>>75550840
flag
cinnamon and icing is better

>>75550840
It's pretty good but I would share it with someone else the next time because it has almost 1000 calories and a fuckton of sugar

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Dr. Oetker needs to get their shit together.

Their new products are all awfull .. who the fuck came up with the 'Pizza burger'? Who do they think we are, Americans??

>>75560124
They also introduced some pretty good pizza here recently. Fish with a white sauce for example

>>75550840
I tried that and it was delicious

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>>75560250
that doesn't make it up for shit like this

>>75560349
Yeah that looks disgusting, I've never seen anyone buying it.

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>>75560349
Why.

>>75560349
that is delicious as well.. my friends from the university buy that all the time

>>75550840
Isn't this pretty much a fucked up pastry though? It doesn't have tomato sauce or cheese etc.

>buying lidl shit

>>75560490
Dr. Oetker is not Lidl shit you mong

>>75560420
You should be ashamed of yourself

>>75560544

Dr. Oetker may not be Lidl shit but it is shit, i honestly dont understand why you continentals love them so much when there are far better frozen pizzas on the market

>>75550840
America
Sure why the hell not

>>75560603
>when there are far better frozen pizzas on the market
For example? Dr. Oetker is the best frozen pizza here. Much better than Wagner or discounter shit. However some larger stores have imported frozen pizza from Italy, they're better of course, but hard to find

>>75560544
here only lidl sells that brand so they're lidl tier shit.

>Germany
>Chocolate
We all know that you shouldn't trust Germany's "chocolate"

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sure, even this pizza with cheese and guava paste is pretty popular here, and I think it's been common for pizza places to offer chocolate pizza since at least the 90s

I've never had either though

>>75559971
Have you never eaten pizza alla nutella? it's not like it need to be salty to be a pizza.

>>75561009
kek

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the best frozen pizza on the market

US cultural victory imminent.

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We put anime in ours.

>>75564072
>crispy outside
>soft inside
sounds scandi

>>75564214
qual o nome da pizzaria?

I've had a chocolate pizza before but it was at those dessert restaurant things

>>75550840
1. Mexico
2. Yes

>>75550840
germans are subhumans

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Does pizza belong in a sub?

Yes.

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>>75564072
>big americans

>>75564214
>your waifu will always smell like pepperoni from now on

>>75551147
GIBS

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Why do Germans have the most successful frozen pizza in the world as opposed to Burgers and Wops?

>>75568235
because german food is shit

>>75550840
Dr Oetker frozen pizza is pretty good, it's not really a pizza but who cares. Frozen pizzas in general lately are stepping up in quality

>>75568261
German food is great though. Nothing beats a German lunch with all the nice fresh breads and cheeses and meats.

>>75564072
This is agod ATIER, BUT THE BSUCH AS ONIONS, HAM AND MEST ONE IS THE big american WITH MORE TOPPINGA AIS

>>75561384
>Have you never eaten pizza alla nutella?
I'm still a human being.

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>>75568197
It looked like shit tbqh

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>>75560349

>>75560756
>Much better than Wagner
Nothing beats their Speciale when it comes to frozen pizza desu

>>75568445
I'm Greek