>go to guangzhou >long trip, ask for a cold (冷的) beer,

>>75535684
why do you speak their "language"

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>>75535929
>living/working in a country and not even bothering to learn their language

two way street pal

anyway all you really need to know about china is that hot water is good for healthy and that you're probably handsome, but a little fat

>>75536068
I don't get this joke

>>75536296
Chinese people drink hot water, supposedly for medicinal purposes. Just hot water, nothing else with it.

>>75536346
no I mean everything in that joke ID

>>75536373
It's a joke ID for ESL teachers, the rest should be fairly obvious

>>75536068
>>75536346
I thought the superstition memes go far beyond hot water in China.

>>75536540
They do, but you can't really blame them

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=881_1495381275

>>75536540
hot water isn't really a superstition meme. taking cold water slows digestion and makes bitches cramp like crazy when their periods come.

>>75536795
Don't try educating retards, anon. This is China hate thread #35246 and facts are not allowed. Only anecdotes and memes.

>>75536795
>>75536903
>hot water shills