Islam edition
theory:
hung parliament
labour + lib dems + snp + pc + greens form a super-coalition
>>75529063
>neoliberalism.jpg
hate muslims love pints etc
anyone born after 1995 is underage to me
>>75530889
counter theory: hang parliament
>>75530889
oh yes, I'm sure the supposed coalition would be begging for the Green's 1 seat
fucking mug
'97 here
Hello I am moot haha
shia islams is best islams
>>75530928
fuck off you vile cretin
>>75530930
Why are you in Oz moot?
>>75530944
gramps
>>75530913
was born in 99 here, turned 18 a month ago
>>75530946
final solution
i consider myself a feminist but i'm also a massive rorke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H4DZyMC2eT
been practin my german lads, what do you tink
>tfw you're on your bed with your gf and you slowly kiss and use tongues and then you start touching each other and dry humping then you rip off each others clothes and you rub downstairs and it gets wet and you slowly stick it in and have a bit of the ol' rumpy pumpy
My ancestor's general :)
have no purpose in life lads
can't wait until I have kids Tbh
'87... here
where can I dance to some 90's house in Sydney?
don't want to keep having to go to gay clubs
>>75530923
green will get 2 seats
and it'll be that close that 2 seats will help make a majority
86
dont fucking know, why are you asking here
>>75530984
fuck off granddad
I'm a trans exclusionary radical feminist, also hate paki scum
simple as *sips pint*
>>75530990
not a hope in hell mate, 2 seats is useless for the dissolved power
>>75530961
need you out of business
>>75530975
the 'f is too short for that
have to do a bit of gymnastics
'92 here
80s grannies out!
wonder what a /brit/-themed retro tiger handheld game would be like
1996 and above: fuck off underage twat
1995-1990: perfect age for the 'chon
1989 and below: fuck off grandad
>>75530930
moot goes to mootxico with stolen donations, not Australia.
>>75529112
>>75529130
D – S T R O Y ' D
>>75531019
nah
I'm from the future
trust me
I am not going to talk about /brit/.
got an exam in 4 hours, stop what you're doing and wish me luck you pricks
>>75531032
hmm yes fascinating
*turns to talk to someone else*
>>75531032
it would just be craven and kev killing paki scum on the streets of london and poleboo being the final boss
>>75530977
are you from mirpuri? my ancestors :)
>>75531059
Hello, I like retro tiger themed games.
>>75531029
Nonce
>>75530913
Yeah I think early 90s I can accept as real people, anyone 95 and after should be sacrificed as a holocaust to god
>>75530975
FUCK OFF NORMIE
fucking despise cis cunts
*sips oestrogen replacement supplement*
>>seven five five three one zero five eight
no fuck off, hope you fail you bastard
>>75531084
I'm just a big guy
everything here is so little
reckon I could deadlift the entire country
saw a cute girl on the bus today, she looked at me
>>75531058
*turns around and talks to the wall*
>>75531043
keep breathing at me with your smelly breath and I'll punch you back there son
>>75531075
The haircut meme city
>>75531104
Atleast you can talk
>>75531058
hope you get a question you didnae study for
nah jokes ahah
Queen of Brit
Thailad's so old: he can remember watching Geoffrey Boycott play in The Ashes.
>>75531129
Seánín
Thailad's so old: he can remember watching Geoffrey Rush teach the king to speak English
>>75531129
Seánín
>speaking to lefty mate who says that this whole multiple-gender thing + all the pronouns and people identifying as anything they want and even denying basic science is ridiculous and has spiralled out of control.
>speaking to other lefty mate who says immigration is far too high and needs to be balanced.
didnt expect that from lefties. and if they think that then there must be many more like them.
seriously need to stop wanking
>>75531125
>>75531108
>>75531093
knew i could count on my 3 best mates to post their support, ill be thinking of you lads while in the exam
cheers boys x
Seánín
thailads so old that his children will have a higher chance of having autism
>>75531167
ah yes the vocal minority
Seánín
>>75531189
its the mother that does that
>>75531105
>making eye contact with girls
FONT
>>75531129
west brit
>>75531167
of course there are, most people are pretty "centered"
but the far left browbeats them into line with their rhetoric and logical leaps using shared values like equality and progress
I'm gay and there is nothing wrong with that.
Tiocfaidh ár lá
>>75531171
good luck mate x
Ah yes mum is talking about her middle age ladies at work beef again
Keep talking, I am definitely interested
going to spend my day applying to shit low skilled jobs
>>75531220
he's english m8
>>75531201
fuck off leftie cuck
>>75531246
Best sofa sitting position tee bee aytch
>>75531234
show your mother some respect kiddo
*stifles a giggle*
>>75531246
lmao I stopped doing that a long time ago
>>75531234
you're a little brat
>>75531248
He's literally Irish
>I'm gay and there is nothing wrong with that.
w2c desk weasel
https://youtu.be/d2CTVqt2wxU
>>75531282
ahahahahahah this is the state of the world we live in lmaaaAAAOa ahahahahahahahah
>>75531279
>>75531297
I'm 29, I just don't care what Carol said when Jane said that thing to Meena after Raj asked Carol's friend Sarah to wait instead of serving her immediately.
Bog Fart Jr seems pretty sound
cancelled my Netflix over Dear White People but kind of wish I had it back for House of Cards
>>75531369
>Meena
>Raj
>these are the names that come naturally to the mind of Englels
>>75531389
You shouldn't watch any TV or Hollywood movies
>>75531409
>British
>Raj
quite naturally it seems
>>75531409
They're really name - I'm from Luton I'm surprised there were so many white names
every minute I stay in this room I get weaker
and every minute charlie squats in the bush he gets stronger.
>>75531389
They offer a month free for every new customer, I've been wondering why exactly you couldn't just put the minimum amount on a virtual credit card and just make an account every month.
>coming on 4chan under 25 years old
Dire
>>75531389
watch the uk version
criminally underrated
>>75531322
born and raised in london, not english? wha?
>>75531449
do go on.
what's a virtual cc
Covfefe x
>>75531485
https://www.entropay.com/
*surreptitiously googles luton*
>>75531486
right, you're getting impeached
>>75531500
me on the left
>the tolerant Left has spent all day bullying and ruthlessly mocking an 11 year old
ah yes the tolerant Left
I got a dickbot for Amber Hot–Rod
>>75531563
one too many tolerant lefts in that post lad
>>75531563
they're all pathetic bullies.
what's all this palava about are baron?
Democrats? real racists.
>>75531601
pavlova?
>>75531563
story?
link?
>>75531582
t. tolerant Leftie
laughing at the TV even though its not even turned on lads haha
>>75531621
Barron Drumpf and his decapitated father
>>75531621
This woman did this, Barron thought it was real when he saw it and apparently that deserves ridicule.
>INTP
>>75531617
Alright calm down kiwilad, the aussies invented it anyway
Did you know that no one outside aus/nz even knows about the pavlova war
>>75531643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uN6i_-ELLw
>>75531654
That's sad, but surely at 11 you understand it isn't real.
[looks at meaty flaps]
[whispers: «go–go gadget combine harvester»]
>Islam is bad
>We need to fund terrorists
The so called conservatives
>>75531660
Same lol
>>75531679
There's speculation he's autistic or something and imagine being 11 and knowing much of the world hates your father. Feel sorry for the lad, he can't be in a good place rn.
>>75531654
insha'allah
the infidel DRUBLE PLUMPH shall pay for his insults to Science (social justice be upon xir)
>>75531500
Honestly mate its dire. We have the scum of the right wingers (EDL and radical Muslims).
love izombie
it's camp and silly and shit, but it's fun
>being the son of a literal fart
whince in sheer agony when people use the terms right and left
single mum's scoffing pasties in greggs
a grim life
>>75531726
does this accurately represent the modern social dynamic in America today?
got called a single mum in greggs today
>>75531705
I mean, his dad is a fucking awful human but there you go. I read an article the other day about a girl whose dad was a serial killer or a child murderer, either way a worse than normal murderer, and it was about her finding out and feelings knowing everyone hated her dad. It was interesting.
(Not say DT is as bad as that obviously, calm down rightists, there are just parallels)
>>75531764
yes
funnily enough in that episode the guy on the right got cucked and his gf gave birth to a half black baby so he murdered the real dad
>>75531773
his dad isn't an awful human being.
>>75531718
pretty sure Musonda plays on the right wing as well
howling and screaming at you
got called luv in greggs today
like chilling, hate driving on the m50, simple as
>>75531794
like good posts
>>75531773
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75531794
Waaaaaaayhey!
>>75531793
Lol okay let's agree to disagree
why is whiskey so yucky?
>>75531828
Because it is. Drink delicious rum instead
Got told off by a woman at work for calling a customer luv the other day so now I do it to every single woman customer
the long distance e-gf's son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cZ8-RgtrP0
>>75531654
>dat groveling apology
why did she apologise? FFS stand by your dumb joke you coward!
trump is an utter moron who deserves all the ridicule he gets and more. only problem being most of the 'comedians' mocking him generally aren't all that good at it and go for easy repetitive gags or just schoolyard-level personal insults
bill maher says stupid things on his show but at least he doesn't apologise like a pussy afterwards
>>75531660
lol
got called gavin at the doctors today
>>75531828
Because of your vagina. Whiskey is delicious
growing up is realising Trump isn't a bad man
until then keep gobbling up the maymays and completely unbiased infographs being passed round normiebook
>>75531773
Trump's gone against much of what he promised in his campaign but that's not unusual for a politician. I wouldn't go as far as calling him 'an awful human being'
Barron may well be expecting the worst just because people think the way you do.
>>75531860
PNGlad with the common sense
Do you prefer dark or white?
>tim is british
>british people hate the dentists
>tim hates the dentist
>the dentist is a paki
>british people hate pakis
fuck sakes, full circle
can't bear to tell gavin he's got AIDS
>>75531873
gav'laaar
>>75531888
Dark spiced my man. Nice digits
>>75531888
he's in PNG, dark obviously
>>75531890
atrocious post
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/may/31/cancer-patient-michael-brennan-dies-london-denied-hospital-transfer-bed-shortage
>>75531866
I agree, you shouldn't apologise for something you find funny. Not quite my cup of tea but humour is subjective and that's fair enough.
>>75531613
genuinely true
>"The Congressional Black Caucus"
they just love to divide people into groups, the difference with them being that they support those who were usually oppressed to make them the oppressors.
Imagine I'm American and establish a "White voters' caucus" or something of that like, no amount of shit–flinging would follow on the so-called "social media".
>>75531900
>spiced
Nancy boy
>>75531916
>80 years old
one less Tory voter, thanks May
>>75531872
Whew know some of these feels except
>tfw cold hands
why do brit boys want to become girls so much?
>http://www.bbc.com/news/av/magazine-40111723/watching-my-son-become-my-daughter
>>75531866
was there even a joke though
or was it just "trump is dead lol"
>>75531773
>rooo Trump in a bad person why can't his 11 year old son hate him? Rooooo
>>75531892
wifes son became my wifes daughter
>>75531872
Always thought it was a big meme how everyone on here claims to relate to this but looking at it now i have most of these thoughts on a daily basis
>>75531952
sissy welsh boys
>>75531952
do you stand if I play Ode to Joy and walk away when I play La Marseillaise?
If you could have convincing, pleasurable sex with a girlbot, reproduce and raise kids entirely without the involvement of a real woman, and your girlbot cared for you even in old age, why would you ever waste your time or money on real women?
cucked the dog again aha
>>75531932
You win some, you lose some.
You like dark unspiced?
>>75531903
Lol. After working in Philippines and PNG light skin girls don't excite that much. I need a bit of dark in their skin to get turned on (unless its a blonde chubby mature white milf)
>>75531900
Thanks but mate have a word with yourself.
>>75531886
>Barron may well be expecting the worst just because people think the way you do.
We don't like trump therefore Barron should expect his dad to be beheaded? C'mon man that's a stretch
>>75531952
gen z is the most red pilled the say
>>75531992
Yes because I've actually been with a real woman
>>75531997
Just winding you up lad, i don't drink rum without coke anyway
>>75531872
me except I have blond hair so i stand out more in these situations ahhhh
makes me sick to think that some people are lurking this thread and on r*ddit RIGHT NOW
4chan truly died with gook moot
>>75532003
>C'mon man that's a stretch
Is it though? He's had plenty of death threats.
Need a Canadian gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H6onH0LmHU
>>75532038
been on the 'dit since 2011
owner keeps cucking me
hate being a dog
>>75531872
What French beach shooting does this refer to
not a meme fan
>>75532046
fuck off nonce
>>75532055
was disappointing to see that Jordan Peterson associated with this dolt
>>75532046
Oh so when you talked about the way I think, really you mean the way crazy people think.
That would be like comparing the way you thought of obama to the way a kkk-esque person thought of him burning and lynching obama effigies
>>75532064
>being proud of this
>>75532077
Hates memes
Love gallows humour and Anti-Humour
but her emails
>>75531872
the cunt that created this REALLY has their finger on the pulse
>>75532038
I just kind of half-browse reddit 2bh. never actually comment or post anything
white genocide lol
>>75532102
She is a 10/10 and has a funny accent
>>75532066
Some absolute rorke went to his mums funeral, showing no emotion, then when his friend was being harrassed by an Arab guy he just went up and shot him with no provocation. Then he showed no remorse and BTFO the priest that kept coming to see him. It was Strange(r)
>>75532104
You and the crazy people are both in agreement on the issue that matters, him being an awful person. That's all I mean. If millions of people around the world have this opinion, it goes to follow a handful would be willing to do something about it.
>>75532118
not proud of it just saying there's OG 4chan men (such as myself) that recognise the value of the 'dit
>>75531866
>see defense Kathy Griffin and Bill Maher for dumb attempts at humor
>see flag
really pushing neura to pass electric signals to other neura via synapses.
how long does it take to find a job lads?
need one within 2 weeks
>>75532172
what was his name?
>>75532146
White genocide is the most peaceful genocide lol
Look at what we did to the native americans, native australians, indians, africans etc lol
>>75532169
good looking yes, but a braindead rorke
also think that canadians sound absolutely gormless
>>75532189
Depends on where you live
>>75532193
>>75532102
same
don't get why all anti-SJWs have to align themselves with Trump retards
Being a climate change denier is unforgivable
>>75532202
yeah but that was just banter lad, it's different with the woggies
>>75532202
Boo hoo muh natives
>>75532233
reeeeeeEEEee
need a good bedtime story
gimme
>>75532175
I think there is such a big difference between
>I think he is awful
And
>I think he is awful and we should behead him
That you're wrong, but alright I have to go to work so we'll have to agree to disagree
Love the idea of cracking someone's skull open with a quick boot but not a fan of the whole prison thing
>>75532230
london
>>75532258
The only difference is some people would take it further. Have a nice day.
>>75532207
not an argument.
>>75532240
worst thing about trump and it doesn't get nearly enough attention
>>75532257
thought you were memeing (maybe you still are)
If not, it's a reference to a book -The Stranger by Camus
WHO WILL YOU VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/13087153
http://www.strawpoll.me/13087153
http://www.strawpoll.me/13087153
>>75532189
Are you picky? When I returned to the UK I applied for loads of live in barstaff/waiter jobs and got 10s of job offers, no interview or owt and no experience needed, you just rock up and they teach you if you need to be taught. Decent wage, lots of hours, cheap rent and food Inc normally and beautiful settings
>white genocide is a real thing and deserves to have the genocide moniker
>>75532273
>
>>75532297
actually didn't know that
looks an interesting read
>you just rock up
>>75532300
>Lib dem
So conservatives?
>>75532300
already sent me postal vote for are jezza
>>75532315
"Article II: In the present Convention, genocide means any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:
(a) Killing members of the group;
(b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;
(c) Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;
(e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.
Article III: The following acts shall be punishable:
(a) Genocide;
(b) Conspiracy to commit genocide;
(c) Direct and public incitement to commit genocide;
(d) Attempt to commit genocide;
(e) Complicity in genocide. "
>>75532181
wasn't defending their jokes. I specifically stated they were dumb and not funny or even remotely insightful
was saying I dislike people apologising and giving into people whining on the internet
>>75532315
Less genocide and more cleansing of the lower/middle classes
>>75532311
I am a tad picky as I've only ever worked a desk job. was an admin assistant for a couple of years and then a software dev but I've been out of action for a while and don't have a degree.
if in a week I don't have one I'll just apply for that kind of work I guess
>>75532193
Mer-sew (like sewing not sewer)
>>75532341
thank you for proving my point that white genocide is not a thing you fucking mong
it is the duty of the great to suffer
or so i keep telling myself
>>75532300
Postal for Britain First
>>75532341
None of this is happening
>>75531052
>Pakis
>In /brit/
CAN'T FABRICATE
>>75532370
Alri Justin
JUST STOP YOUR CRYING IT'S THE SIGN OF THE TIMES.....
>>75532326
yeah check it out. it's not too long
I read it on a beach in the middle of summer funnily enough
>>75532352
It's an easy, but shit but good, way to make/save money quickly
man: lets have less kids
woman: okay
cretin a few feet away: REEEEEEEEEE WHITE GENOCIDE
>>75532372
*wheeze*
FANNY
>>75532411
Thank you for your service
>>75532408
yeah, thanks for the tips lad
main issue is I need to have the rent paid and I suppose that'll do it
>>75532402
The Plague is a good one of his too. Actually most of them are pretty good. He would have been a professional goalkeeper if he didn't get I'll in his younger days
number of arrogant indoctrinated students itt is insane.
>>75532452
Yeah, or they take like 30 quid a week.
Look for Cornwall and lake/peak districts - they were crying out for people and it's pretty beautiful
getting involved
>>75532455
nice. I'll add it to me list
>>75532411
10 shekels have been deposited into your account
>>75532481
don't really fancy leaving london as all my friends are here
>>75532488
good lad
>>75532461
not an argument
>>75532487
>>75532487
>>75532487
>>75532487
New general - No Sc*ts, W*lsh or Ir*sh
>>75532524
fuck off
Feels wrong to vote for the same party as all the commie students but what choice do I have?
>>75532524
Good. Fuck off a*glo scum
>>75532503
I found a couple in London but they looked shit and we're very sketchy when offering details.
Just go somewhere else you will make other friends - that's the one thing I learnt travelling
anyone else thinks brit and lat are very alike
>>75532402
like an author that can blend in a landscape like that
can imagine that anger welling up in you, there's something so maddening and drawn-out about walking over soft sand on a sunny day
>>75532539
You don't like commie students but have no problem with commie politicians?
>>75532539
Lib dems are much better on all fronts compared to labour
Mental when people ITT say that labour won't censor the internet or spy on people
What a joke
what is the premier spanish speaking general
t. want to learn spanish
hitler didn't do anything wrong (except perhaps biting off more than he could chew with russia)
>>75532569
Jeremy corbyn is not a communist
LIATHRÓIDÍNÍ
listening to 1979 by the Smashing Pumpkins
didn't like it for years but I decided to give it a proper listen. very good song. great vocals and guitar
>>75532554
really don't fancy it 2bh, would prefer to stay in london
if it gets really bad then I guess I'll have to though haha
>>75532581
>>>/int/lat/
you wont learn spanish though, its the most retarded general on here
>>75532524
f*ck *ff t*wat
>>75532591
he writes for the Morning Star and is an avowed marxist. How is he not? have you bought into his rebranded communism which avoids using that dirty word?
>>75532202
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>75532591
Shadow chancellor, would be in charge of economic policy
https://youtu.be/9lCcFjRhiaw
sigh
>>75532560
yeah when I read it it was hot as fuck and I was sweating in the sun just like our guy in the story. really added to the experience
what are your methods for redpilling normies lads?
>>75532606
idk already learning a lot >>75532250
aren't there some others like /esp/? think I've seen a southern cone one a few times but maybe they don't move fast enough
>>75532653
nah, the scenery is not even the good bit
it's the entire story culminating in his explanation of why he's completely lacking in feeling at the end
it's just so well put together
thought a nurse was giving me the eye at the GP but it turns out she was a doctor, so she defiantly wasn't
>>75532703
stick=immigration
>>75532693
sounds like it adds to that scene really well though
>>75532718
definitely *
>>75532737
stick=you being incapable of breeding because you're a loser who doesn't have a gf
this chubby runtoid was talking to himself and dribbling at the clinic today. wouldn't stop staring at me
defiantly eyed off this loser in my practice today
>>75532606
>its the most retarded general on here
hence my post
>>75532756
not an argument
>>75532756
Why do women always jump to insults of social status as an argument?
why is it always leafs who attack whites for not having children here
like I'm 20 nigga I'm not having kids anytime soon
lads. i want to vote Labour but i dislike how they just want to swamp the country with 3rd world durkas and dindus with their primitive cultures. We're still reeling from Blair's legacy.
what do?
>>75532797
Had no idea the leaf was a leafette
>>75532756
post feet pls
>>75532756
i know this is bait but good luck getting a gf from our generation that wants a couple kids
most dont want to "settle down" till their thirties and at that point they'll have 1 or 2 kids
>>75532798
>nigga
you're not allowed to use this word
>>75532797
why does every fucking problem in our society have to be deduced to immigration, race, or religion? pro-tip: you're not as smart or "red-pilled" as you believe you are
bob dylan has a song about this phenomenon
>>75532806
Why do you want to vote labour?
Got too drunk at an office party last night lads. Made an absolute fool of myself. I was coherent to understand that people were treating me with the usual mix of pity/disgust that you give to a drunk.
Then to top it off I got home and sent a meme to my ex.
>>75532836
(((Bob Dylan)))
post feet anyway
>>75532836
You're not as smart as you think either m'lady
>>75532806
the tories aren't going to dramatically lower immigration either. bad for GDP innit
>>75532836
>every problem
maybe not every but a significant portion of problems would disappear.
>>75532661
Crime and police victim hood statistics
>>75532836
most problems I care about are based on immigration