>banter an American >he brings up that his country

Honestly, if I were American I would do the same

we are all aware that displaying dominance is taboo in "canadian" society

>>75521038
Threatening to do something over the Internet that you have no power in doing. Very dominant dude.

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>banter a Canadian
>he starts CRYING

If we invaded anyone the rest of the world would try to kill everyone that even looked American.

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>banded a Canadian
>he apologizes

Could USA invade a lot of Western countries etc? I thought our economies were too intertwined etc. So wars between Western countries can't happen in the current climate. (That plus nukes).

As long as nukes are around and don't all suddenly disappear by the anti-nuke fairy the whole world should be safe minus countries without them. Not sure about Canada.

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>>75521171
>its much more alpha to engage through intellectual debate!

>banter China
>Myriad of American, european and australian flags leap to its defence.

>>75521319
The US led global trade system would break down and send everyone into a depression.

>>75521333
Didn't even hint at that. Do you have brain damage?

>>75520928
We're coming for your maple syrup, son.

>>75521349
I merely hop tbqh

>bantz brasil
>we think senpai noticed me

>>75521373

Is that why Trump hasn't told China to fuck off yet? (That plus he is a living meme, but besides that)? It will collapse the global trade?

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>>75521038
>>75521201
>>75521250
>>75521306
>>75521333
>>75521373
>>75521384
>the state of american banter

>>75521319
only if we attacked canada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIdUSqsz0Io

go to 6:00

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>mfw a Canadian tries to copy Europeans when they banter Americans

>>75521349
Well why wouldn't we? China is #1, after all.

>>75521414
I just wanted to fit in.

>someone not from Uk, Ire, Aus, NZ tries to engage in banter.
>gets absolutely ruined every time.

I've seen this episode before.

>>75521408
It's bad for business and we rely on global trade for our security

>>75521426

Damn, how relevant is this video today? Are we still so unintegrated etc? Sounds like this was made under Obama,

>>75520928
Join us and he will never bring it up again.

>>75521536
I wouldn't even mind 2bh

>banter a greek
>he asks why
>I say sorry
>we hug each other

>>75520928
god you're such a fucking faggot posting that stupid fucking image

I bet you're a fucking fatass loser VIRGIN BITCH

>>75521530
Ignore all Zeihan shills

>>75521319
Militarily, America is absolutely ridiculous. We spend more than the 2nd through 13th biggest spending military nations combined, and our fleet of aircraft carriers dwarfs everyone elses by an order of magnitude (at least). I honestly don't get why it has to be that much bigger than everyone elses.

>>75521488
t. McSheamus O'Donovan

>>75521585
>I honestly don't get why it has to be that much bigger than everyone elses.
It's there to protect global trade because when the Europeans did it piecemeal we had a big fuckoff war every 20 years

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>>75520928
>banter a chicano
>he insists that he is 100% pure iberian

>>75521558
So Russian-Canadian brotherhood confirmed? Very good. Next time they will mess with you we will get you Alaska as a birthday present.

>>75521585

We are the world's superpower so pretty much all the other countries lean on us. I remember when Trump wanted to back out of the defense agreements (NATO?) etc. people got mad at him because Europe needs us to defend them. HUH? It makes no sense why we waste so much money on this stuff meanwhile Europeans are using their tax monies on welfare for themselves. It sucks and I hate it so bad.

And we get blamed and yelled at if we don't fix other countries the right way, and blamed and yelled at if we ignore them. Like "FIX YOURSELVES YOU SHITS"

>>75521578

The internet is a mess of different ideas and thoughts but ultimately it makes no difference who is right and who is wrong. Internet fights and opinions don't change anything except get incompetent memes elected. In general I try to just BEE myself and let the world go to shit all on its own.

>>75521384
>price of a barrel of oil (159L) ≈ 50$
>price of a barrel of mapple syrup (159L) ≈ 400$

m8, mapple syrup is worth a hell fucking lot

you should have brought freedom to Canada instead of Irak

>>75521722
It's cheaper to trade for it

>>75521610

Ah yes, the famous 'American banter'.

Just stop, it's painful at this point.

>>75521722

Why is Canada not as rich as Dubai and all them?

>>75521722
We have our own sugar maple trees. My uncle makes maple syrup.

>>75521628
Delete this

>>75521764
they should invent cars running on mapplesyrup engines

>>75521764
we strictly regulate the amount of maple syrup we can sell, as to keep the price high
if we sold maple syrup unregulated, I doubt it would even be enough to cover the costs of extraction, refining, and distribution

>>75521035
wouldn't be that bad of an idea to move there then, people like you would fit perfectly

>>75520928
>be in the vicinity of a Canadian
>he's mumbling about how much he hates white people and loves reddit

>>75521660
Yeah, superpower which will give back Alaska in few decades.
And eventually will be raped by China.

>>75521841
>And eventually will be raped by China.
Stop this meme, China isn't interested global hegemony

>>75521530
obama was literally 6 months ago

>>75521863
They're interested in Pacific hegemony like the Japs were. Face it, Chang. Your psyops have no effect here.

>>75521972
>hegemony in their surrounding waters = global hegemony
Learn to read

>>75521722
I gotta get Trump on this right away.

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Just try it, see what happens

>>75521426
shale oil was the good guy after all, huh?

>Muricunts have tried and failed to invade Canada on two occasions
>Still keep saying how they could totes do it but they just don't want to
What do they mean by this?

>>75521038
Acting like a nigger is 禁物 in the modern world.

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>>75521038
These gowd damn Leafs are pussys!!
IM SICK OF IT

>>75523978
fuck you for burning the white house
we could have made canada great

>>75524030
Made Canada black*

>>75521349
The eternal chinger, part of an intinationale clique

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>>75521562
Two retards hugging it out.

>>75524042
Made Canada White*
(see: Hispanic)

>>75521306
You know we do that to avoid responsibility not to be respectful.

You know Trevor from GTA V? he's Canadian. And they were not fucking around... sadly... I know of at least 2 'Trevors' and they scare the living shit out of me.

Send your invasions. We'll 'I'm sorry' it up as we bang your beavers and we'll send the crazies on you. Good luck and I'm sorry. I really am ;P

>>75524114
Hmm.. WAIT!! I'm sorry!! just don't nuke us kay?

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>>75524087
Excuse me sir, but I am from North Africa and therefore white

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>Get into argument with /r/The_Donald white boi from /pol/ and present him with facts.